Looking for a female player to join the group/clan.

[dasmooze 3]

Lol as the title states im looking for a female player of the game to join my group. Frankly the group so far is only guy, just wondering if there are any girls out there that wanna chill and cause some madness. Add me on skype if you wanna team up. skype name: xxdasmoozexx

Edited October 12, 2012 by XxDaSmoozexX

[Dev (DayZ) 113]

This isn't creepy at all. Also nice job bookending your name with x's so we all know how awesome you are.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Seems legit. I'm sure the girls will be fighting to join your group (you).

Edited October 12, 2012 by Fraggle

[Inception. 9443]

I'm sure you're the smoozeth one with the ladies, eh?

[Creep- 569]

22 creepy points

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

His milkshake bring all the girls to the yard.

[[email protected] 300]

Now seriously. We should open a dating section on these forums. The amount of singles on the interwebs is too damn high.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Single male, bubbly, adventurous GSOH, OCAH. Likes long walks on the beach and shooting zeds in the face. Seeks like-minded girl for for fun and frolics. Bring your own beans.

[Creep- 569]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25418672.jpg

[[email protected] 300]

Single male, not concerned about self-appearance, drunkard. Loves shooting other survivors with AKM on full auto.

Looking for dependable, not so smart girl with low self-esteem. Preferably with American/British/German accent.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

[Creep- 569]

^lol wtf

[[email protected] 300]

LOL WTF i've just read?! This made me literally laugh out loud. You've got my beans.

EDIT:

I demand MOAR of these!

Edited October 12, 2012 by void_false

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

[Inception. 9443]

Single male, bubbly, adventurous GSOH, OCAH. Likes long walks on the beach and shooting zeds in the face. Seeks like-minded girl for for fun and frolics. Bring your own beans.

Beans aren't provided?

That's abhorred.

[Rakanishu 11]

Hey, I'm a girl.

You should bring me to your camp where you keep all your guns and vehicles, so we can be all alone with none of your backup-... I mean nothing to distract us.

Also, if you PM me the coordinates and the server where the camp is right now, I'll send you a sexy picture of me.

It's really a win-win for you.

[[email protected] 300]

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Now send me your sexy picture.