I die everytime I team up with Hetstaine

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

So I'm running through electro dying of thirst when two men barrel across the railroad tracks infront of me about 40 meters up. One with a winchester running the other with a hatchet screaming like a man on a meth binge swinging at him.

I myself am only equipped with a hatchet I yell to the man to stop chasing him and try to break up the fight. Over direct i hear your a tranny and figure out that the man being chased by hatchet wielding psycho is none other then my buddy Hetstaine.

Now i have to act so i run up behind that hatchet man give him a slap to legs and break a bone. he goes down and begins to crawl. i walk over and conversate with my buddy while the man continues to scream and growl as he crawls towards us from 80 meters off. we sit there until the man comes close and i put him down and shed a tear for the loss.

we decide now that we have teamed up time for an adventure. we make our way out of town and find a blue van that just needs a tire. It has a spare in the inventory so i fix it and we drive off like thelma and louise. one major problem, i am severly intoxicated and seem to be running into every bush and not keeping the vehicle on the road. i pull off the main road and tell Het i am giving up the keys before i get us killed or get a dui at the cherno checkpoint. We switch seats before i make a wrong turn and instantly a nice young man strolls up to my passenger window aims an m4 in and says "break yo self" on dircet chat. this was followed by an entire magazine entering my skull.

Het attempts to pull away onto the road as i lay dead on the ground and i see the van along with our dreams of a retarded adventure night burst into flames as he is gunned down and hits a tree.

To Het its clear when we team up someone gets killed because were both drunk my Kevin Costner body guard in vehicle attempt did not save you so i have failed until next time when we make another poor judgement cheers!

Edited October 10, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes

[Zombie Jesus 723]

Man, now I am bummed that I have yet to play with you. I found the server(s) you have running but for some reason they are always the wrong version on Dayz commander. The Australian one is always pretty full but the ping is fairly high for someone on the West Coast, what am I doing wrong here? Maybe launch with IP through Arma2 beta patch?

Drunk driving is always fun in video games, had a buddy t-bone my full car at the NWAF due to having one too many.

[Toilet 204]

Oh you two.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Its the orange mullet of Hetstaine's. It causes violent tendencies in everyone who sees it.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Zombie just PM tonight 1045 pm western US I'll adjust the ping for you to enter and get you in for a night of nonsense

prepare for a night of slenderman chases. Tranny stops at every petrol station looking for zombie hookers and of course the ingame drinking competition. Everytime your char drinks you take a shot, everytime we dont find the slenderman and die two shots, everytime Hetstaine runs over another survivior three shots (pulled over). If the car crashes slam a beer

[Zombie Jesus 723]

That sounds pretty awesome man, I will make sure to hit you up but since it will be 1045 I might have a head start.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

lawlz no problems there I'll just upgrade have you cover me in the woods on a slenderman chase and I'll shotgun a few beers

[Toilet 204]

I am now looking forward to tomorrows story of tranny encounters and general nonsense.

[puppetworx 474]

Is there anyway your frolicking can somehow be captured on some sort of video capture device and then uploaded to some sort of server for hosting such video captures which will allow me to denigrate and ridicule you both in a self-satisfying and very public way? I would be very much interested in seeing that happen.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Is there anyway your frolicking can somehow be captured on some sort of video capture device and then uploaded to some sort of server for hosting such video captures which will allow me to denigrate and ridicule you both in a self-satisfying and very public way? I would be very much interested in seeing that happen.

I'll fraps tonights episode for you including the drinking game there will be plenty of space to roast the two retards patched together to make one survivor. I'll throw in a green halo challenge tonight

[Creep- 569]

lol

[Hetstaine 10852]

Good shit it was lol :D I promise never to let a mate take over my char again. He just gets his boomstick and starts popping people down like he is a mad russki on his way to Berlin in '45 and the only Vodka left is in the chancellory. The tranny remark i use because it i know it will always bring out your soft side , and i do love it when you go all mushy. I can say i feel a tad remorsefull that you had to axe down that poor dude as he crawled along the railway siding , i also cannot help but feel partially responsible for his terrible death as it was my mate who fired the first shot and then double pumped his skull after he had already been axed six ways from sunday.

If only you could have heard the maniacal laughter as we watched you continue to axe him while saying over over direct..'isnt he fucking dead yet ? Is he still alive ?!!?' ..I don't think there was enough left of him to send home in a matchbox to his mum.

As for that dude in the forest..slenderfuckingman or what ? Where did that drunkard come from ? Two feet away and he cant even nail us both ? I asssumed you were just passed out and drooling on the dash.. i was trying to get TS up so i could play something soothing for our run to the field, then this dude is spraying lead like he is rushing the Okniawa beaches ! I must say watching you fall out of the car and slowly burn to death.. although it cut me deep and i will be scarred until my dying breath, i also saw the amusing side, you know how dramatic your char is when he is dying ? needs an oscar man..that was a good scene.

If you want to venture on tonight, i will try and at least let you stay alive for 30 minutes...baby steps man. It can only be upwards from here.Maybe i should lay of the morph ?

By the way..i am Stary, i was attempting to bring down a chopper with my mak but he didn't want to play. I am hiding in a rock. Near a tree.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I had flashbacks all morning during a long beach run from kamenka to cherno. I did not count but I maybe hit the guy 55 times with the hatchet not sure couldn't take any chances like another friday the 13th when he arises and murders both as we walk off in the distance thinking we had killed him. As for the driving If i had kept going we would have been a roadside christmas tree

[Inception. 9443]

Goddam Hetstaine, always getting people killed.

You know when I shortly logged onto AUS46 to say hello to everyone I died proceeding 'Setup Complete', which was shortly after you said hello.

:|

[sostronk 334]

Do you guys play on AUS servers? Ive always avoided them because of hackers. Or is AUS46 a private hive?

[Inception. 9443]

Do you guys play on AUS servers? Ive always avoided them because of hackers. Or is AUS46 a private hive?

It is a private hive. Hosted by Balota Buddies.