Toilet 204 Posted October 5, 2012 Achievement Unlocked!Bush Masterwiping your ass, without getting shot with your pants around you ankles...You should have picked up on that one Toilet....Haha, you would think so, but sometimes my I.Q sinks to that of a cutlery drawer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetzer_ing 22 Posted October 5, 2012 Achievement Unlocked!Christmas came early.Find a dead survivor killed by a tree, giving you free presents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hello moto 70 Posted October 5, 2012 Zombie Genocide: Genocide Even HarderKill 53,597 Zombies.Bonus points if you know which 2 games had the intervening achievements.God damn that prototype... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IncognitoNico 71 Posted October 5, 2012 I got the joke but there would be no in-game store......Achievement unlocked!What a waste!You ran all the way to NWAF to die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xarok777@gmail.com 205 Posted October 5, 2012 Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.Thatsthejoke.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rayk 33 Posted October 5, 2012 Achievement unlocked!Ringing the bellWalk into one of the main towns and fire 10 rounds from a Lee Enfield at street level.Achievement Unlocked!The Chuck NorrisKill all Zeds in the game on extreme difficulty mode with just your beard!I so wish they had a take the beans from someone tab.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 5, 2012 Achievement Unlocked.*Black Taxis*Walk 10,000 Km in total...Achievement Unlocked.*Bubba needs new Rubba*Walk 50,000 KmAchievement Unlocked.*Man of the Land*Walk 100,000 Km Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anethma 2 Posted October 5, 2012 Do the DewPick up mountain dew and survive for 2 hours.Don't do the DewFind mountain dew, leave it for another survivor, then kill them.I changed my mindFind mountain dew, leave it for another survivor, then kill them and take the mountain dew.Don't try this at homeWear a ghillie suit in cherno. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 5, 2012 Achievement Unlocked*Muffin Master*Defeat Derpy_Hooves in open combat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anethma 2 Posted October 5, 2012 Achievement Unlocked*Muffin Master*Defeat Derpy_Hooves in open combat!I'll sneak a can of mountain dew into your backpack.Two achievements in one.What have you done...Put mountain dew in a survivors backpack.Achievement unlocked*Muffin Master*Achievement unlockedWhat have you done... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 5, 2012 I'll sneak a can of mountain dew into your backpack.Two achievements in one.What have you done...Put mountain dew in a survivors backpack.Achievement unlocked*Muffin Master*Achievement unlockedWhat have you done...Witch would then turn into a 4th achievementAchievement unlocked*I just don't know what wen't wrong*Derpy gets revenge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anethma 2 Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Witch would then turn into a 4th achievementAchievement unlocked*I just don't know what wen't wrong*Derpy gets revengeThird*Which*The fourth would be thisAchievement UnlockedWhat comes aroundThe curse lingers... (Vague achievements ftw?) Edited October 5, 2012 by Anethma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 5, 2012 Ah yes my spelling is shocking.Achievement Unlocked*Bring out the T-Cut*Kill another player in a vehicle.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex =TE= (DayZ) 218 Posted October 5, 2012 Achievement Unlocked!Fuck you NewtonYou drove an ATV across the map!LOL :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patrick_insanity@hotmail.com 111 Posted October 5, 2012 ~Should've read the manual.Crash a helicopter after being airbourne for 5 seconds.~It's all beans here.Have every possible inventory slot filled with Cans of beans.~They were probably at the NWAF.Stand on top of a building in Elektro or Cherno for 5 minutes without dying. (At least 10 active players in the server required.)Couldn't think of anything good or clever so far.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted October 5, 2012 Achievement UnlockedSuper friendly guy.Call out friendly over (1,000,000 times) and not survive........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert-Jan 32 Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Achievement unlockedThe Deer Hunter:Find al deer stands and kill all zombies around it, even if more spawned by another player.Achievement UnlockedWhere's the time:Be stupid enough to put your watch in your back pack and never find it again.Achievement UnlockedWitch craft:Build a fire place on a crossing and dance around with all players on the server while holding flares and shooting Lee Enfields in the air,get bored after 10 seconds and start PvP.Survive and get a free Mountain Dew! Edited October 5, 2012 by Gert-Jan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 5, 2012 Totally missed the joke. Queenslanders..:( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toilet 204 Posted November 3, 2012 Achievement Unlocked!Forever AloneYou never got to use your Epi-Pen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted November 3, 2012 Achievement unlockedFearlessYou have spent a night at Green Mountain and lived.Achievement unlockedGodTake down a chopper with a Makarov bullet.Achievement unlockedFriendly You have been shot for asking friendly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted November 3, 2012 Achievement unlocked."Oh my DayZ"Successfully visit every town and village in Chernaus in a single life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cejota14 130 Posted May 30, 2014 Achievement Unlocked:A Bandit was born - Kill another player Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Texboygamer 2 Posted June 2, 2014 continental shift: Shift walk the entire coastline Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Texboygamer 2 Posted June 2, 2014 continental shift: Shift walk the entire coastline. Balota Owna: Spend two hours at Balota ALONE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
