DayZ Stand Alone Steam Achievements (that you hope you will never see)

[Toilet 204]

As the title says. List some DayZ Stand Alone Steam Achievements you hope you will never see.

I personally hope the SA doesn't have them but I would hazard a guess that it will.

And I know Rocket has said some of these things have a 0% of appearing in the SA before you start flaming me gunna happen anyway.

Achievement Unlocked!

Road Warrior

You survived the Thunder Dome!

Achievement Unlocked!

Weight of the World on my W Key

You swam the entire coast line!

Achievement Unlocked!

Just One More Fix

You became addicted to morphine after one use!

Achievement Unlocked!

Caw Caw Mother Fucker

You spawned as a bird, forever!

Achievement Unlocked!

Alt-F4-Eva

You kept your gear!

Achievement Unlocked!

Bling King

You spent $20 at the in game store!

Achievement Unlocked!

Home Sweet Home

You made it to the NPC run Safe Zone!

Achievement Unlocked!

Fuck you Newton

You drove an ATV across the map!

Achievement Unlocked!

Rock Star

You walked within 10 meters of a rock!

[Mad Z 51]

Achievement Unlocked!

Lone Survivor

Beat the single player campaign on any difficulty.

Edited October 3, 2012 by Mad Z

[ybm 111]

Achievement Unlocked!

Carbon Footprint

Drove a vehicle 50,625m

[Tactical_Kn1ght 7]

Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.

[Creep- 569]

^ lol, I guess this guy missed the memo

[terex 322]

Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.

I think you missed it..

[Toilet 204]

Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.

Edited October 3, 2012 by Toilet

[[email protected] 614]

Achievement Unlocked.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

You shot many round at nothing in the darkness.

[pvtjace 37]

Totally missed the joke. Queenslanders..

[Tactical_Kn1ght 7]

Yes, yes I did.

[fatherjohn 143]

Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.

Achievement unlocked:

Say what now?

Missed good joke entirely

[Tactical_Kn1ght 7]

Achievement unlocked:

Say what now?

Missed good joke entirely

Humor me

[electroban 102]

mnah huh every1 thinks yur a turd.

As to the topic i dont know?

Rabbit Slayer

Slay 50 Rabbits with your hatchet

[Tactical_Kn1ght 7]

mnah huh every1 thinks yur a turd.

As to the topic i dont know?

Rabbit Slayer

Slay 50 Rabbits with your hatchet

Lovely manners.

[Tarkastio 38]

Achievement Unlocked:

You Should Get Out More -

Break your legs on a doorway.

[Toilet 204]

Back on topic.

Achievement Unlocked!

l337 Snipa

You performed a mid air 360 no-scope headshot hand stand back flip on an enemy AC-130!

[pvtjace 37]

Achievement Unlocked!

Bang Bus

You succesfully picked up 6 fresh spawns looking for a goodtime

[fatherjohn 143]

Humor me

I was only kidding around. don't take offense to my post, as none was meant.

[electroban 102]

Achievement Unlocked: The Michael Flatley

Kick to death 50 zeds

[sostronk 334]

Mad Lootz

Join an empty server and completely gear yourself up!

[Tactical_Kn1ght 7]

I was only kidding around. don't take offense to my post, as none was meant.

None taken. Just glad you didn't start a flame war

Edited October 3, 2012 by Tactical_Kn1ght

[SmashT 10907]

Sergeant of the master sergeants: Most important person of extreme sergeants to the max!

Edited October 3, 2012 by smasht_AU

[Toilet 204]

Sergeant of the master sergeants: Most important person of extreme sergeants to the max!

I fucking love that video.

[fatherjohn 143]

Achievement Unlocked:

You Should Get Out More -

Break your legs on a doorway.

Also known as:

Achievement Unlocked:

I've fallen and I can't get up

[Forgewolf 70]

Achievement Unlocked!

The Immortal One

You never died after playing 720 hours worth of DayZ (#1 days)