Toilet 204 Posted October 3, 2012 As the title says. List some DayZ Stand Alone Steam Achievements you hope you will never see.I personally hope the SA doesn't have them but I would hazard a guess that it will.And I know Rocket has said some of these things have a 0% of appearing in the SA before you start flaming me gunna happen anyway.Achievement Unlocked!Road WarriorYou survived the Thunder Dome!Achievement Unlocked!Weight of the World on my W KeyYou swam the entire coast line!Achievement Unlocked!Just One More FixYou became addicted to morphine after one use!Achievement Unlocked!Caw Caw Mother FuckerYou spawned as a bird, forever!Achievement Unlocked!Alt-F4-EvaYou kept your gear!Achievement Unlocked!Bling KingYou spent $20 at the in game store!Achievement Unlocked!Home Sweet HomeYou made it to the NPC run Safe Zone!Achievement Unlocked!Fuck you NewtonYou drove an ATV across the map!Achievement Unlocked!Rock StarYou walked within 10 meters of a rock! 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Z 51 Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) Achievement Unlocked!Lone SurvivorBeat the single player campaign on any difficulty. Edited October 3, 2012 by Mad Z 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ybm 111 Posted October 3, 2012 Achievement Unlocked!Carbon FootprintDrove a vehicle 50,625m Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical_Kn1ght 7 Posted October 3, 2012 Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creep- 569 Posted October 3, 2012 ^ lol, I guess this guy missed the memo 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
terex 322 Posted October 3, 2012 Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.I think you missed it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toilet 204 Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations. Edited October 3, 2012 by Toilet 21 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 3, 2012 Achievement Unlocked.WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!You shot many round at nothing in the darkness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pvtjace 37 Posted October 3, 2012 Totally missed the joke. Queenslanders.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical_Kn1ght 7 Posted October 3, 2012 Yes, yes I did. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatherjohn 143 Posted October 3, 2012 Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.Achievement unlocked:Say what now?Missed good joke entirely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical_Kn1ght 7 Posted October 3, 2012 Achievement unlocked:Say what now?Missed good joke entirelyHumor me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
electroban 102 Posted October 3, 2012 mnah huh every1 thinks yur a turd.As to the topic i dont know?Rabbit SlayerSlay 50 Rabbits with your hatchet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical_Kn1ght 7 Posted October 3, 2012 mnah huh every1 thinks yur a turd.As to the topic i dont know?Rabbit SlayerSlay 50 Rabbits with your hatchetLovely manners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarkastio 38 Posted October 3, 2012 Achievement Unlocked:You Should Get Out More -Break your legs on a doorway. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toilet 204 Posted October 3, 2012 Back on topic.Achievement Unlocked!l337 SnipaYou performed a mid air 360 no-scope headshot hand stand back flip on an enemy AC-130! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pvtjace 37 Posted October 3, 2012 Achievement Unlocked!Bang BusYou succesfully picked up 6 fresh spawns looking for a goodtime 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatherjohn 143 Posted October 3, 2012 Humor meI was only kidding around. don't take offense to my post, as none was meant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
electroban 102 Posted October 3, 2012 Achievement Unlocked: The Michael FlatleyKick to death 50 zeds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sostronk 334 Posted October 3, 2012 Mad LootzJoin an empty server and completely gear yourself up! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical_Kn1ght 7 Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) I was only kidding around. don't take offense to my post, as none was meant.None taken. Just glad you didn't start a flame war Edited October 3, 2012 by Tactical_Kn1ght Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmashT 10907 Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) Sergeant of the master sergeants: Most important person of extreme sergeants to the max! Edited October 3, 2012 by smasht_AU 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toilet 204 Posted October 3, 2012 Sergeant of the master sergeants: Most important person of extreme sergeants to the max!I fucking love that video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatherjohn 143 Posted October 3, 2012 Achievement Unlocked:You Should Get Out More -Break your legs on a doorway.Also known as:Achievement Unlocked:I've fallen and I can't get up 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forgewolf 70 Posted October 3, 2012 Achievement Unlocked!The Immortal OneYou never died after playing 720 hours worth of DayZ (#1 days) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites