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DayZ Stand Alone Steam Achievements (that you hope you will never see)

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As the title says. List some DayZ Stand Alone Steam Achievements you hope you will never see.

I personally hope the SA doesn't have them but I would hazard a guess that it will.

And I know Rocket has said some of these things have a 0% of appearing in the SA before you start flaming me gunna happen anyway.

Achievement Unlocked!

Road Warrior

You survived the Thunder Dome!

Achievement Unlocked!

Weight of the World on my W Key

You swam the entire coast line!

Achievement Unlocked!

Just One More Fix

You became addicted to morphine after one use!

Achievement Unlocked!

Caw Caw Mother Fucker

You spawned as a bird, forever!

Achievement Unlocked!

Alt-F4-Eva

You kept your gear!

Achievement Unlocked!

Bling King

You spent $20 at the in game store!

Achievement Unlocked!

Home Sweet Home

You made it to the NPC run Safe Zone!

Achievement Unlocked!

Fuck you Newton

You drove an ATV across the map!

Achievement Unlocked!

Rock Star

You walked within 10 meters of a rock!

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Achievement Unlocked!

Lone Survivor

Beat the single player campaign on any difficulty.

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Achievement Unlocked!

Carbon Footprint

Drove a vehicle 50,625m

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Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.

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^ lol, I guess this guy missed the memo

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Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.

I think you missed it..

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Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.

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Why would DayZ need any achievement system? its a sandbox survival game, people want to play as it is without being bothered by achievements, that's a core reason why I play DayZ, just focusing on exploring, surviving and experiencing different situations.

Achievement unlocked:

Say what now?

Missed good joke entirely

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mnah huh every1 thinks yur a turd.

As to the topic i dont know?

Rabbit Slayer

Slay 50 Rabbits with your hatchet

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mnah huh every1 thinks yur a turd.

As to the topic i dont know?

Rabbit Slayer

Slay 50 Rabbits with your hatchet

Lovely manners.

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Achievement Unlocked:

You Should Get Out More -

Break your legs on a doorway.

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Back on topic.

Achievement Unlocked!

l337 Snipa

You performed a mid air 360 no-scope headshot hand stand back flip on an enemy AC-130!

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Bang Bus

You succesfully picked up 6 fresh spawns looking for a goodtime

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Humor me

I was only kidding around. don't take offense to my post, as none was meant.

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I was only kidding around. don't take offense to my post, as none was meant.

None taken. Just glad you didn't start a flame war

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Sergeant of the master sergeants: Most important person of extreme sergeants to the max!

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Sergeant of the master sergeants: Most important person of extreme sergeants to the max!

I fucking love that video.

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Achievement Unlocked:

You Should Get Out More -

Break your legs on a doorway.

Also known as:

Achievement Unlocked:

I've fallen and I can't get up

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Achievement Unlocked!

The Immortal One

You never died after playing 720 hours worth of DayZ (#1 days)

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