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Read-Only Mode for Announcements & Changelogs

Dear Survivors, we'd like to inform you that this forum will transition to read-only mode. From now on, it will serve exclusively as a platform for official announcements and changelogs.

For all community discussions, debates, and engagement, we encourage you to join us on our social media platforms: Discord, Twitter/X, Facebook.

Thank you for being a valued part of our community. We look forward to connecting with you on our other channels!

Stay safe out there,
Your DayZ Team

Hetstaine

Kos knobjockeys

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Logged into the forum, instadied and kicked. didn't even hear the shot. Respawned at google. Running from North of Redditt now. Fuk me. Haven't even got a coke.

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Lol..fuck Bing :D The bandit of the interwebz

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Try accidentally leaving one of those boxes ticked whilst installing a program that says "yes I would like to add the Babylon toolbar". My PC could be in the middle of an atomic explosion and the babylon toolbar would still be there.

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Damn hackers teleported me into the troll song on YouTube !!

Been here for hours now.

IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Damn hackers teleported me into the troll song on YouTube !!

Been here for hours now.

IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it the 10 hour version?

My good man, may your soul rest in peace. You're not going to come out of that sane.

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Is it the 10 hour version?

My good man, may your soul rest in peace. You're not going to come out of that sane.

He is a forum mod. He doesn't have any sanity! Dubstep for lyfe yo! (dances a spaztastic rhythmically challenged jig)

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You all should feel lucky.... I'm stuck in Myspace.

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You all should feel lucky.... I'm stuck in Myspace.

I think that's a server side problem. Email the admin.

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I am still in facebook Limbo. Someone used wire fencing kit to surround me, and i have no toolbox.

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Try accidentally leaving one of those boxes ticked whilst installing a program that says "yes I would like to add the Babylon toolbar". My PC could be in the middle of an atomic explosion and the babylon toolbar would still be there.

lol..the Ask toolbar thing will do the same. They are like cockroaches.

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