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Bobcomss

So what's new :)

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Hi all,

Took a 4 week break from DayZ and going to come back to it this week, so I am just wondering what's new, how everyone is and what I should expect in the new updates

(Would search forums but on my phone and the net is shite! :D)

Thanks

Bobcomss

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Well for starters we now have raptor zombies, and a mega boss the undead t-rex! Zombie hookers on every street corner in Elektro and Cherno! Elvis and Tupac opened a kicking club in Berezino. All the hackers got aids in r/l! Hmm what else oh yeah turns out Rocket was M Night Shamalan and the infection was really a alien ghost who just wanted to feel love!

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I am great, how are you? Expect heroes starting with rocket launchers.

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Well for starters we now have raptor zombies, and a mega boss the undead t-rex! Zombie hookers on every street corner in Elektro and Cherno! Elvis and Tupac opened a kicking club in Berezino. All the hackers got aids in r/l! Hmm what else oh yeah turns out Rocket was M Night Shamalan and the infection was really a alien ghost who just wanted to feel love!

Hahaha! amazing! :D

You are the reason I love this forum! :D

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Browsing the Forum is a lot less expensive than creating nonsensical Topics.

There is a new born baby, named Rocket.

Forum Moderator Boneboys is a nice guy because he did not put this Thread in the Graveyard.

OP needs new iPhone.

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Browsing the Forum is a lot less expensive than creating nonsensical Topics.

There is a new born baby, named Rocket.

Forum Moderator Boneboys is a nice guy because he did not put this Thread in the Graveyard.

OP needs new iPhone.

Yeah I am waiting for iPhone 5!

iPhone 4 is dieing on me slowly :(

Thanks Boneboys :D

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Browsing the Forum is a lot less expensive than creating nonsensical Topics.

There is a new born baby, named Rocket.

Forum Moderator Boneboys is a nice guy because he did not put this Thread in the Graveyard.

OP needs new iPhone.

Don't listen to this guy he is a dozen begals short of a bakers dozen! All the cool kids are rocking the windows phobeep beep eeeeep! (user disconnected)

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