Shooting blanks.

[badpr1m3r 49]

Elektro.

Here I am in the school house, moving around carefully looting out the entire structure. An un-armed fresh spawn comes running in with out noticing me. I am armed with an AKM and a revolver. I hear him scavenging the rooms upstairs above me. With a shit load of zombies he lured on his way in. As I walk up the stairs there he stands staring at me like, "Oh shit." He starts to say something over direct chat, before he finishes his first word I already unloaded 5 round into his face and he collapses and dies. I move out of the school house since I've already cleared and obtained anything of any importance. I feel like I should get the fuck out of dodge and make a break for the forest, but I desperately need food and decide to raid the grocery store anyway. Soon as I can see the building I notice zombies chasing a bandit out the front door. I open fire striking him in his back with at least 3 rounds to no avail.

He disappears around the corner. I chase after, I turn the corner and catch his back foot as he enters the back of the grocery. I run in, tons of zombies inside, it doesn't matter I want to finish my kill. He runs into the front un-aware that I am close behind. I see the blood squirting out from three spots on his back and shoulder. As I come behind the counter and raise my sights. I fire striking him as he runs in panic around the store. Pumping round after round into this guy hes basically a blood sprinkler yet he wont fucking go down. He manages to draw a magnum and blow out my knee cap right before he collapses on the floor. By this time there's 10 plus zombies on me while I'm crawling out the back of the grocery. I'm bleeding bad and my leg is broken. I start shooting my way out slowly as I crawl, killing 11 zombies. I see a small time window to bandage and take a some morphine so I do, healing my leg to function. I hear him still in the front area reloading. The lucky fuck survived. I must have blanks in this fuckin AKM magazine. I'm pissed. Never mind that I'm in no shape to finish him off or get the food I need. Its time to get the fuck out.

I make a dash out the back door. As soon as I leave the building I hear a pistol popping and see rounds striking the metal fence in front of me, no time to shoot back my hearts pounding and my guy is screaming everything is a blur. I panic sprint through the gun fire, he runs out of ammo and I hear him reloading as I disappear into the night. I made it. Barely alive and about to die, but I am still alive. I decide to make it into the forest. As I approach the side of the hill I see a man running up it with a weapon. I think to myself, "Fuck." Its the only hope I have for survival at this point. I have to kill some one who has the essentials I need to survive. I catch his name, what fuckin luck. "Medic something" all I cared about was the irony of my situation and his name began with Medic.

I'm going for the kill. I must have passed out from blood loss three times while stalking him to the top of the hill. To my surprise he is not alone. A bandit is crouched scanning the city with a rifle I cannot make out due to the blur, which is due to my low blood level. I take aim and fire hitting him in the neck. He falls I pump some more rounds into him while hes passed out on the ground, and move left to fire on the medic. I hit him in the chest he collapses not dead. The first guy wakes up and pops a shot off but misses, I take aim and light his ass up like a christmas tree. He dies. I start looting his corpse grabbing a DMR 4 mags, NVG's, Range Finder, Coyote Backpack loaded with meat, an m4 cco SD 4 mags, m9sd with 2 mags blood bags, gps, etc. I finish and look up my guy is about to pass out the medic wakes up and just runs for dear life blood spurting all over. I do the same. I dash like a mad man, more like the Grinch on Christmas, excited about the goodies I've obtained. I make it 600 meters out decide to cook the meat and gain some blood back. I continue to push north, an hour later I find some game worth shooting. I take out the cow, gut it, cook the meat, and restore back to 12000 blood.

End of day 1. I've found a good private hive I'm sticking with.

[brachra 112]

TLDR: If you are shooting blanks, go to a doctor. It could be a sign of a serious illness.

[Bobcomss 189]

Shooting blanks in a school....

[badpr1m3r 49]

TLDR: If you are shooting blanks, go to a doctor. It could be a sign of a serious illness.

Well it might be a good thing in you're case at least. If I wasn't shooting blanks you could be calling me Daddy.

[Mister_Meatball 5]

Well it might be a good thing in you're case at least. If I wasn't shooting blanks you could be calling me Daddy.

I see that you are also a fan of sticking objects into people that don't belong there, I hope in dayz at least it is mostly high velocity shards of metal and less low velocity slabs of soft meat.

[badpr1m3r 49]

Nah a low velocity slab of soft meat is what you'd be referred to as in a foot chase Meatball. Thanks for you're comment though. I'm glad you took time off eating fatty cakes to fire that one up!

Edited October 2, 2012 by Black762

[Inception. 9443]

Nah a low velocity slab of soft meat is what you'd be referred to as in a foot chase Meatball. Thanks for you're comment though. I'm glad you took time off eating fatty cakes to fire that one up!

Sheesh, that was a great one, I would love to hear that again.

[badpr1m3r 49]

Sheesh, that was a great one, I would love to hear that again.

A. You are 14 years old. You would legitimately die if I back handed your face.

B. You probably already weigh 200 pounds. ( Truly sad by the way. )

C. It may be due to your parents eating junk food and allowing you to sit on your ass on the computer all day since you were 7.

D. You have no idea whats out there in society, because Mommy still protects you. Like a bird protecting its nest.

E. All of the above. ( Correct )

The internet is a funny place where the young kiddies don't realize they're talking to the boogie man.

[Khoysta 17]

Why is the title called shooting blanks anyway.

What unit/rank?

[badpr1m3r 49]

Its called shooting Blanks because the damn AKM wasn't doing shit to these guys. I was emptying entire magazines and they were merely collapsing.

I'm a civilian now. So why are you asking?

[Khoysta 17]

Just wondering...no particular reason.

[brachra 112]

Well it might be a good thing in you're case at least. If I wasn't shooting blanks you could be calling me Daddy.

This made no sense, you are implying, if you were not shooting blanks "Currently" Then I could be calling you daddy?

I dont know what to tell you on this one, But no, if you werent shooting blanks, in no way shape or form, except 24 years ago, would you be any sort of "threat" in being my "daddy"........

[rizaleous 6]

OP: herpaderpaderp shooting blanks, herpaderpaderp

So what you're saying is: you shot someone in the back... and you're proud of it. Good for you!!

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

A. You are 14 years old. You would legitimately die if I back handed your face.

B. You probably already weigh 200 pounds. ( Truly sad by the way. )

C. It may be due to your parents eating junk food and allowing you to sit on your ass on the computer all day since you were 7.

D. You have no idea whats out there in society, because Mommy still protects you. Like a bird protecting its nest.

E. All of the above. ( Correct )

The internet is a funny place where the young kiddies don't realize they're talking to the boogie man.

[badpr1m3r 49]

Thats right.

[badpr1m3r 49]

I post a little short story of what I experienced in this game and I get fired upon by little wanna be trolls. Of course I'm going to fire back. You little shit heads need a day time hobby rather than surfing a forum online finding things to nit pick about. And I love how random idiots jump in and toss in two cents. Its like an internet jumping, one guy always has the balls to charge in and strike. The rest just take pot shots here and there while jumping backwards. All I see is a bunch of needle dick cowards, starting shit over the internet from their cave they dwell. Keep living in your shells kids.

[immortal revolt 17]

Three hits of AKM in the back should kill anyone, he wasent on god mode as he collapsed, he was INCREDIBLY lucky

[brachra 112]

I post a little short story of what I experienced in this game and I get fired upon by little wanna be trolls. Of course I'm going to fire back. You little shit heads need a day time hobby rather than surfing a forum online finding things to nit pick about. And I love how random idiots jump in and toss in two cents. Its like an internet jumping, one guy always has the balls to charge in and strike. The rest just take pot shots here and there while jumping backwards. All I see is a bunch of needle dick cowards, starting shit over the internet from their cave they dwell. Keep living in your shells kids.

Nobody has "Trolled" you, We stayed on topic, mainly with Shooting blank jokes, take a joke man, I read your story, great and all, but i mean you cant post something like "Shooting blanks" and not expect someone to say something, Im sorry you are so up tight that you cant take a little humor, or even recognize it when you see it, you automatically assume everyone is a troll. Yes trolling happens, quite often even but if you do a little searching around, you will see that nobody has severely trolled you, even in the slightest.

take a chill pill, stop calling everybody "Kids", And judging by your comment where all you can say is how someone is flawed? I.e. 200lbs, 14, etc. That means you yourself are clearly probably everything you stated in that post. Maybe you have a problem, and you use attacking others as a way to get out your issues.... And seriously, what is wrong with being 200 pounds? Im 6.ft 1" 245 lbs, I see no problem with myself. In short. Quit being a little bitch, take a joke.

Edited October 3, 2012 by Brachra

[badpr1m3r 49]

Nobody has "Trolled" you, We stayed on topic, mainly with Shooting blank jokes, take a joke man, I read your story, great and all, but i mean you cant post something like "Shooting blanks" and not expect someone to say something, Im sorry you are so up tight that you cant take a little humor, or even recognize it when you see it, you automatically assume everyone is a troll. Yes trolling happens, quite often even but if you do a little searching around, you will see that nobody has severely trolled you, even in the slightest.

take a chill pill, stop calling everybody "Kids", And judging by your comment where all you can say is how someone is flawed? I.e. 200lbs, 14, etc. That means you yourself are clearly probably everything you stated in that post. Maybe you have a problem, and you use attacking others as a way to get out your issues.... And seriously, what is wrong with being 200 pounds? Im 6.ft 1" 245 lbs, I see no problem with myself. In short. Quit being a little bitch, take a joke.

Lol, here we go. Just quit posting on here dude. A joke was returned. You were obviously offended. So its done. But no you have to keep writing about this and that. Needed the last word. Just get the fuck out of my thread man. And yes I accomplished everything I have in life by being 200 ib's and 14 years old. I am clearly what I say, is that your rational? I think you kicked into fat boy mode and just compared the "smells like it tastes" to "you are what you insult with. Makes no sense. Atta boy, sonny.

[brachra 112]

It saddens me at the intelligence level of society these days, And lol at your "Fat boy mode" comment, Obviously you have never seen someone who stands at my height at my weight. I have not a weight problem, Merely being tall and big, I took many years of boxing and other fight style training, so i know the difference in "Fat fuck" and "large",

And just so I have the "last word" as you put it, (and before posting THIS post)

By posting after the last thing I said, you gave yourself the last word. Good job.

[badpr1m3r 49]

Look there he goes again, last word. Give it a rest man its the internet. Why are you crying. I don't care how tall you are. If your not fat then don't be offended its as simple as that. Now fuck off.

[Bobcomss 189]

RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Is all I read after reading the OP....

Sounds like you got real unlucky with lag issue or maybe God mode...?

Just keep on playing and you will be fine :D

Edited October 4, 2012 by Bobcomss

[-Guardian- 206]

All i see here is someone taking forum comments way too seriously.

like the story, although the AKM is always my choice of weapon in medium loot settings.

it does more damage (4500) than any other assault rifle, besides the FN.

Obviously if something rare comes up ill take it, but the AKM has proven worthy by getting me out of situations that i shouldnt have lived through.