A game of hide and seek gone wrong.

[Inception. 9443]

A friend and I were bored, so we decided to play hide and seek at camp.

I forced him to count to 30 first so I could hide.

To do so he hid under the car so his field of view was extremely limited.

So I decided to be a goose and hide right behind him. He found me pretty much straight away.

And thus it was my time to hide proned under the white off-road and started to count...

But then I noticed that my M249 SAW was sticking through the floor of the car because it's such a large gun [and a sexy one if I may add]. I proceeded to pull out my sidearm to it wouldn't stick through the car...

*Snap!* My legs break, and I am pushed out from under the car, go unconscious and start bleeding.

It was absolutely hilarious, so I started laughing and shortly after notified him that I was dying. He patched me up and shit like the good boy he is.

Moments later, we see some guy just teleport in front of our URAL.

After quickly alt-f4ing, we soon realised that everything we've worked for in DayZ could be gone.

So I take a risk and log back in. He's left the server, which is...good, I suppose.

So thank you, 'Grasshopper' the hacker for not stealing our shit.

MORALE of the story: Never play hide and seek. Period.

Edited September 29, 2012 by Inception.

[FinalNinja447 129]

Morale of the story: Stop alt+f4-ing. It bites you in the ass when you less expect it.

[Inception. 9443]

Morale of the story: Stop alt+f4-ing. It bites you in the ass when you less expect it.

So...it's not acceptable to ALT+F4 when encountered by a hacker?

Oh, okay then. Fuck logic.

[FinalNinja447 129]

So...it's not acceptable to ALT+F4 when encountered by a hacker?

Oh, okay then. Fuck logic.

Woops, sorry I must have read your story in another way. I thought what you meant by ''appeared in front of our URAL'' was ''Spawned near our URAL''

[Inception. 9443]

Woops, sorry I must have read your story in another way. I thought what you meant by ''appeared in front of our URAL'' was ''Spawned near our URAL''

Ohh, haha, my mistake, I'll fix it up, thanks.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

This sounds like an episode of that show I shouldn't be alive. Two young gentlemen camping in the woods decide to play a friendly game of hide and seek to pass the time...

[RogueOne 112]

This sounds like an episode of that show I shouldn't be alive. Two young gentlemen camping in the woods decide to play a friendly game of hide and seek to pass the time...

Don't think I want to hear the end of that one...

[smore98 225]

As long as we didn't go Brokeback Mountain in that Hide and Seek, I PERFECTLY understand the situation...