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Maybe the mountain dew curse is true

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You're after bringing the curse down on yourself with your non belief words... BLASPHEMY

Blasphemy indeed. He will burn in the Holy Lootpile for eternity.

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Its wierd right. I do that too. I hate the taste of pepsi but I like Coca cola. When Ive got a choice Ill drop and Pepsi I have and replace it with the coke.

Same same.

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I found a dew once and im perfectly fine. Of course most of my friends died in a freak bus/v35 collision, our helicopter turned into a bicycle, and my computer exploded. But i still got the dew right ? :)

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Its wierd right. I do that too. I hate the taste of pepsi but I like Coca cola. When Ive got a choice Ill drop and Pepsi I have and replace it with the coke.

It is a little weird, but then no weirder than preferring Frank and Beans over normal beans.

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Me and my friend got a chopper last night at the NWF, 2 as50 shots and it crashed (almost upon me). One guy had a mtn dew on him. I picked it up... OH GOD WHY!?

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I found a dew in a super market once. Stuck it in my gear and was so proud. Then got slaughtered a few minutes later.

The next time I found a dew there were two dead guys in a super market, each one had a dew in their gear. I drank both Dews down and have been fine thus far. In order to lift the curse you must find dead bodies with Dew and drink it.

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never found a dew till this weekend. was near the north firehouse in electro, had been noob killed with no gear 3 times in a row. Decided to head north, was about 1 km north of the fire station with no gear, and saw a guy standing in a middle of a field with hero skin, shit i was on top of him beofre i even noticed. He was dead, standing, opended up his pack, he had a dew, m14, 10 mags, NVG, GPS, backpack (coyote), cooked meat, (needed was in rough shape) G17 with 5 mags, and a m9sd in his backpack with 2 mags. Then i went back into that firehouse now i was geared up and found a mp5sd and 2 clips. All stuff i had never seen before, execpt the backpack, G17, and the GPS.

So i downed that DEW ASAP and headed north and about 25km north found a well hid tent fully stock with the rest of the tools i needed, and a AKM, and m1014 with 8 mags of pellet, 8 mags of slugs.

So f the curse, the shit aint real. If you find do, just Do the DEW

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this was actually kind of funny to me.

I had just found a mountain dew outside cherno, found it on a dead guy. went into a nearby forest and stashed it in my tent. Next day, someone raided it and left nothing but that dew. i don't look at mountain dew anymore...

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