In the dark and lonely streets of Kozlovka, my worst nightmare has become a reality...

[Inception. 9443]

Hmm, you know, driving a hatchback through Kozlovka to get to a destination.

What do I see blocking the road?

Oh, just a bus.

Just a bus.

Just a BUS

I'm sure some of you know how much I abhor buses.

Last time, I drove a bus into a water.

Oh ho ho, this time, I've got something better for my bus. Oh yes, oh yes.

I'm going to pick up some freshspawn noobs.

Give them a friendly ride.

And then drive them into the ocean.

MUWAHHAAHAHAHHAH

What do you guys think I should do with my bus?

Edited September 25, 2012 by Inception.

[DesolateChris (DayZ) 48]

I think you should stop attention whoring on the forums.

[christopherwright_75@hotmail.co.uk 109]

Stick with the noob filling plan but then find something really big to drive it off

[voddler (DayZ) 367]

You're creeping me out man! Anyways, drive them to the airfield. Tell them to wait, and then go up somewhere and snipe em out. Also tell them if they jump out, they'll die of lava under them.

[pieflavor 38]

there was a video of a guy driving a bus with 20 people inside off a cliff, only 1 survived

[Inception. 9443]

I think you should stop attention whoring on the forums.

I can post whatever the fuck I want on these forums. If you have a problem with that, please, PM me so I can point out your stupidity.

Edited September 25, 2012 by Inception.

[Inception. 9443]

there was a video of a guy driving a bus with 20 people inside off a cliff, only 1 survived

Haha what cliff was it?

[Hydra (DayZ) 472]

You see a bus? You do as we do... Satchel charge that shit.

[Inception. 9443]

You see a bus? You do as we do... Satchel charge that shit.

Hmm, good idea. I need to acquire some satchels, first.

[pieflavor 38]

Haha what cliff was it?

sorry it was an image set, I will try and find it for you, it's on reddit but I couldn't identify the location

edit: there it is http://imgur.com/a/ArFvi

Edited September 25, 2012 by Pie Flavor

[DesolateChris (DayZ) 48]

those forums

Which forums?

[Inception. 9443]

Which forums?

Obviously a typo, but that doesn't change jack shit.

[mibz0r 141]

If I see a bus blocking the road I turn round and find the quickest route away from there because a bus blocking the road spells ambush to me.

[Inception. 9443]

If I see a bus blocking the road I turn round and find the quickest route away from there because a bus blocking the road spells ambush to me.

That's what I thought at first. I told my friend to get out of the car and check around, but there were no zombies spawned prior to us getting out of the car, so I kind of knew it was safe.

Also, it had no fuel, which led me to the presumption that it was there before the latest restart. It's mine now, anyway :D

[Inception. 9443]

sorry it was an image set, I will try and find it for you, it's on reddit but I couldn't identify the location

edit: there it is http://imgur.com/a/ArFvi

That's brilliant!

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Take them to the Mountain!!

[Fonziе 159]

Obviously Pik Kozlovka is the place if you're looking for a nice cliff to jump off.

[bones83 2]

Stick with the noob filling plan but then find something really big to drive it off

take it to the moutains and drive it off the cliff!

[puppetworx 474]

Use it as bait. Park it in Cherno and shoot the tyres out. Follow whoever fixes it up and takes it, they may take it to their base.

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Use it as bait. Park it in Cherno and shoot the tyres out. Follow whoever fixes it up and takes it, they may take it to their base.

Just blow one tyre out and leave it somewhere while you hide in the back, priceless the amount of people who don't recognize you hiding there, many a hitchiking treks to random bases!! and then scaring the shit outta them

Edited September 25, 2012 by Derpy_Hooves

[Jex =TE= (DayZ) 218]

Put a bomb on it and tell the driver if he slows down under 55 it'll blow

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

Put a bomb on it and tell the driver if he slows down under 55 it'll blow

Winner winner chicken dinner! If only they'd allow us to strap satchels onto vehicles!

[Hetstaine 10852]

This topic makes me happy.

If you do the cliff action..there better be footage.

Oh yeh and fuck imgur.

[bones83 2]

sorry it was an image set, I will try and find it for you, it's on reddit but I couldn't identify the location

edit: there it is http://imgur.com/a/ArFvi

lol!!! that's awesome

[Komotez 29]

Which forums?

........you're kind of an asshole aren't you?