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You know you play to much DayZ when...

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Only reason I joined the forum was to make this thread so I could see the answers. :P

You know you play to much DayZ when...

-you can find north with a watch IRL.

-While walking down the street you think of buildings that might have good loot.

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You find yourself mindlessly abusing strangers on an internet forum.

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I see cherry-pickers or small towers and think of deerstands.

By the way, how do you find north with your watch?

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I already play too much by how long my overall time was...

...don't give me random theories about how my lifestyle works, please.

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You know you play DayZ too much when you hear a sound and you immediately turn to the direction the sound came from...

Most people would do that anyway, it's called being aware of your surroundings

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Most people would do that anyway, it's called being aware of your surroundings

Then we can assume that you play too much when paranoia fills you up at every step you take?

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When you go to a campfire and yell at everyone to hurry up and cook their hot dogs and put that damn fire out!

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When you stick a flash light up your ass. ;)

Erm...

...I think you have the wrong fleshlight, sir...

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You know you play to much DayZ when...

... you go to the supermarket and feel the urge to fill up your trolley with Heinz Baked Beans :/

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when driving around looking at the buildings thinking to myself... thats ones a run through building, or that ones a death trap...

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I live in an area that has a lot of open fields with haybails...and tractors. The tractors are exactly the same colour, make and brand as the ones in DayZ.

Heli crashes, where are you?

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Every time you see a car parked in a empty street you think: VEHICLE!

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...you see a guy riding past with a bike and a big backpack. "I want that, too!"

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When you cant walk past any vantage point with out first checking to see if any one is on building tops or hill tops.

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