You know you play to much DayZ when...

[jbircher96 0]

Only reason I joined the forum was to make this thread so I could see the answers. :P

You know you play to much DayZ when...

-you can find north with a watch IRL.

-While walking down the street you think of buildings that might have good loot.

[Never 237]

You find yourself mindlessly abusing strangers on an internet forum.

[Welch (DayZ) 756]

I see cherry-pickers or small towers and think of deerstands.

By the way, how do you find north with your watch?

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

You have realized you have missed a whole season and now summer is no longer about.

[smore98 225]

I already play too much by how long my overall time was...

...don't give me random theories about how my lifestyle works, please.

[jbircher96 0]

By the way, how do you find north with your watch?

I found out about it on DayZ and was curious if it would work.

So I did some research and you can find roughly north.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Find-north-with-your-watch/

[BattleBear Custom 18]

You know you play DayZ too much when you hear a sound and you immediately turn to the direction the sound came from...

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

You know you play DayZ too much when you hear a sound and you immediately turn to the direction the sound came from...

Most people would do that anyway, it's called being aware of your surroundings

[smore98 225]

Most people would do that anyway, it's called being aware of your surroundings

Then we can assume that you play too much when paranoia fills you up at every step you take?

[CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151]

When you stick a flash light up your ass. ;)

[muzzlehead 15]

When you go to a campfire and yell at everyone to hurry up and cook their hot dogs and put that damn fire out!

[smore98 225]

When you stick a flash light up your ass. ;)

Erm...

...I think you have the wrong fleshlight, sir...

[the horror 262]

You know you play to much DayZ when...

... you go to the supermarket and feel the urge to fill up your trolley with Heinz Baked Beans :/

[BelMarduk 169]

when driving around looking at the buildings thinking to myself... thats ones a run through building, or that ones a death trap...

[Mr_Clean187 23]

When you hold Alt and try to free-look in every other game you play.

[the horror 262]

...you're playing BF3 and too scared to jump a 2 foot drop in case you break your legs.

[Inception. 9443]

I live in an area that has a lot of open fields with haybails...and tractors. The tractors are exactly the same colour, make and brand as the ones in DayZ.

Heli crashes, where are you?

[Obsolescence 129]

You look up at the clouds, expecting them to be floating east.

[dakochan 6]

When you stick a flash light up your ass. ;)

mm thats called gay?

[ShigZ 66]

Every time you see a car parked in a empty street you think: VEHICLE!

[RipeCoconut 0]

You make sure that your window shutters are closed so you don't get sniped. This actually occurred to me once zzz.

[DoomsdayClock 34]

You walk past a pond or river and think "Shit do I need to fill up my water bottle?"

[hazzathealmighty 51]

I look around a lot...just to be sure...

[Raging 0]

...you see a guy riding past with a bike and a big backpack. "I want that, too!"

[sheriffhd 61]

When you cant walk past any vantage point with out first checking to see if any one is on building tops or hill tops.