Swineflew 480 Posted September 24, 2012 Maybe I've just been playing online games too long, but it's amazing to me that so many people still find this funny and original after its already been done so many times and on such a bigger scale. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 24, 2012 Dang I can see that guys spew through your quote. That guy will say anything, anytime. What a fucking joke yoYou again.. i might have known. Please clarify you're statement as i'm unclear to the "anything" part Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schrapple 119 Posted September 24, 2012 Dang I can see that guys spew through your quote. That guy will say anything, anytime. What a fucking joke yoI am also unsure, Is this actually an attempt to communicate with English speakers? I can recognize some words but the context is all over the shop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 24, 2012 I am also unsure, Is this actually an attempt to communicate with English speakers? I can recognize some words but the context is all over the shop.Im sure he has little spazms from time to time where he just hits the keyboard uncontrollably and proceeds to hit "post" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unknownblackman 2 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) shits not even funny... Edited September 24, 2012 by TheChooch 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abu Jihad 13 Posted September 24, 2012 Awesome, looks like i get some Jihad ass to kick!!I will scour the wasteland for the tracks of your hooves. I shall search every barn and bush for your rainbow coloured horse ptoot. I ask the almighty that I find you and send you to the eternal torment that awaits you and all who suffer from the disease of pastel ponyphilia.It is one thing to mate with a warhorse - indeed - it is a manly thing and there is no shame attached to that honorable and sacred bond - but to breed with children's toys is the crime of crimes, a sin punishable by death. Inshallah I shall send you to the great glue factory of the hereafter, and I shall fashion some war slippers from your shameless gaudy hide! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 24, 2012 I will scour the wasteland for the tracks of your hooves. I shall search every barn and bush for your rainbow coloured horse ptoot. I ask the almighty that I find you and send you to the eternal torment that awaits you and all who suffer from the disease of pastel ponyphilia.It is one thing to mate with a warhorse - indeed - it is a manly thing and there is no shame attached to that honorable and sacred bond - but to breed with children's toys is the crime of crimes, a sin punishable by death. Inshallah I shall send you to the great glue factory of the hereafter, and I shall fashion some war slippers from your shameless gaudy hide!Oh you just started a war you cannot possibly finish... Prepare to be loved and tolerated like no other, You're days of evil are numbered Abu Jihad. Mark my Muffins..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Jesus 723 Posted September 24, 2012 The best part of takistan life is playing a terrorist and setting an IED next to a car and settimg it off for maximum damage. I always yell Allah Akbar after pulling it off. Doimg my part to strile fear in the hearts of the infidels. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magicool 115 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) Edited September 24, 2012 by Magicool 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.w. vindicator 880 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) A server for a war would be a lot of fun. Someone organize this shit.I would but I am at skool rite now Edited September 24, 2012 by Vindicator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schrapple 119 Posted September 25, 2012 A server for a war would be a lot of fun. Someone organize this shit.I would but I am at skool rite nowYou have either the driest sense of humor know to man or are the simplest individual to walk this good earth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoodGrief 21 Posted September 25, 2012 The best part of takistan life is playing a terrorist and setting an IED next to a car and settimg it off for maximum damage. I always yell Allah Akbar after pulling it off. Doimg my part to strile fear in the hearts of the infidels.Reminds me of the jihad jeep days of battlefield 2. Ok sold, dling takistan tonight :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.w. vindicator 880 Posted September 25, 2012 You have either the driest sense of humor know to man or are the simplest individual to walk this good earth.U mad bro? What did I do to offend your stuck up elitist ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 25, 2012 U mad bro? What did I do to offend your stuck up elitist assIn the nicest way possible i think he was meaning that if you wanted a server for War would you not just play a game of ARMA 2? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.w. vindicator 880 Posted September 25, 2012 In the nicest way possible i think he was meaning that if you wanted a server for War would you not just play a game of ARMA 2?I play ArmA a lot actually. I don't know why he said that. It was saying someone should organize a reddit rescue force vs jihadis. That would be really cool. Whether or not it was played in dayz or ArmA doesn't matter. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lefroy Jenkins 32 Posted September 25, 2012 I play ArmA a lot actually. I don't know why he said that. It was saying someone should organize a reddit rescue force vs jihadis. That would be really cool. Whether or not it was played in dayz or ArmA doesn't matter.I thought he meant the "I'm at skool rite now." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 25, 2012 I play ArmA a lot actually. I don't know why he said that. It was saying someone should organize a reddit rescue force vs jihadis. That would be really cool. Whether or not it was played in dayz or ArmA doesn't matter.That is an idea i like... clans v jihads! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.w. vindicator 880 Posted September 25, 2012 I thought he meant the "I'm at skool rite now."Haha maybe. I was joking and spelled it wrong. Maybe if I said. "I was at the institution were learning is the priority" he would be happy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bones83 2 Posted September 25, 2012 You know if you guys are hacking in satchels you might get a global talibannfreaking funny dude!! LALALALA!!!...even funnier that i'm an arab. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 25, 2012 I will scour the wasteland for the tracks of your hooves. I shall search every barn and bush for your rainbow coloured horse ptoot. I ask the almighty that I find you and send you to the eternal torment that awaits you and all who suffer from the disease of pastel ponyphilia.It is one thing to mate with a warhorse - indeed - it is a manly thing and there is no shame attached to that honorable and sacred bond - but to breed with children's toys is the crime of crimes, a sin punishable by death. Inshallah I shall send you to the great glue factory of the hereafter, and I shall fashion some war slippers from your shameless gaudy hide! I don't know whether to hate him or love him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoodGrief 21 Posted September 25, 2012 U mad bro? What did I do to offend your stuck up elitist assLOL he's a snappy one, even as gay activists go, starting to get the impression he is another one who can't get over the YOU CANNOT CHANGE GENDER "scandal" of a while back. they dont seem to even like the game and mock it, but have plenty of time to talk shit and act like they are the center of the universe all day on here. I like how that gender screen is still there in spite of the "outrage" and all the trolling since Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.w. vindicator 880 Posted September 25, 2012 LOL he's a snappy one, even as gay activists go, starting to get the impression he is another one who can't get over the YOU CANNOT CHANGE GENDER "scandal" of a while back. they dont seem to even like the game and mock it, but have plenty of time to talk shit and act like they are the center of the universe all day on here. I like how that gender screen is still there in spite of the "outrage" and all the trolling sinceThe other guy? Or me. I don't know what your talking about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoodGrief 21 Posted September 25, 2012 The other guy? Or me. I don't know what your talking aboutThat scrapple guy, he also was nipping at my ankles earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.w. vindicator 880 Posted September 25, 2012 That scrapple guy, he also was nipping at my ankles earlier.I agree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boneboys 7988 Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) You know where this Topic is heading....In the Bin laden with other geehadsOP Banned and the person who created the account Suspended for 2 DayZ +7 DayZ PPS. Edited September 26, 2012 by Boneboys 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites