Abu Jihad 13 Posted September 24, 2012 In the name of ALLAH, the merciful, the compassionate I, Abu Jihad, today began shaheed operations against the infidels of Chernarus.The operation was concluded with the martyrdom of Jamaal, our glorious fedayeen brother who is now in paradise.He detonated a satchel charge under the direction of our brotherhood having lured the imperialist unbelievers of the Reddit Rescue Force to his location.We of the JAMAAT-I-CHERNARUSSIYA will no longer stand by and allow this land to be used for the decadent tastes of the infidel. His love of bestial pleasuring, his delight in homosexual discotheques, his wearing of immodest clothing and his polluting of the land with the worship of a false religion WILL BE MET WITH FIRE AND SWORD. No more will he feast on his polluted meats by his fireside and in his camps. We shall seek him out wherever he makes his home and by the power of our faith we will destroy every last one.JAMAAT-I-CHERNARUSSIYA today calls for jihad in the wasteland, to cleanse the landscape of the curse of the kuffar.We issue a FATWA upon: DR WASTELAND and his infidel-enablers, on the REDDIT RESCUE FORCE for their decadent love of dancing boys, on the unholy buildings of the Christians, on those who worship the Green Satan in his Can and on his Mountain.ALLAHU AKBARDEATH TO THE INFIDEL AND HIS LOVE OF ABBA 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) wat Edited September 24, 2012 by Inception. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) Let me know what server I got an infidel right here for ya i will be waiting from dusk to ramadahn for allah your guys to come and blow me away.... you'll have to send Quran the barbarian to try and bring me downThats all the middle eastern puns I got for now Edited September 24, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted September 24, 2012 Are you for real?You must use an excessive amount of satchel charges, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkoomaKing 28 Posted September 24, 2012 o god not one of these guys 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) Allah...Oh, shit. There goes the planet. Edited September 24, 2012 by Inception. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tabris07 159 Posted September 24, 2012 Were you the guys I heard chanting Allahu Akbar in a server after some sort of incident with a rocket launcher and a helicopter? 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazbake 456 Posted September 24, 2012 There is nothin good about this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alopex 46 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) ☑ Forum account registered.☑ Published first post.☑ Threatened to destroy the entire player community. Edited September 24, 2012 by Alopex 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aoshi 32 Posted September 24, 2012 Cool firt terrorist atk in dayz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 24, 2012 o yea my ingame to find this infidel is [bearded Patriot] come get some 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) New attacthment beans to whoever comes up with the best middle eastern puns on this threadNow that would be saddam funny just husseing Edited September 24, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 24, 2012 New attacthment beans to whoever comes up with the best middle eastern puns on this threadNow that would be saddam funny just husseingI'm sure this'll make the Middle Eastern comedy just explode to a much larger reach. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 24, 2012 You know if you guys are hacking in satchels you might get a global talibann 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted September 24, 2012 You know if you guys are hacking in satchels you might get a global talibannMore! I'm LOL'ing ova here!But really, terrorist jokes are just plane wrong... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wazza 274 Posted September 24, 2012 Who is Allan Ackbar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 24, 2012 More! I'm LOL'ing ova here!But really, terrorist jokes are just plane wrong...Agreed, they've started to get boeing. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted September 24, 2012 I personally can't stand the Airforce training over there, all they have to do is learn to take off.... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 24, 2012 any buddy have extra engine parts i was driving all over chernarus and my jieep had! to break down on me 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
generalnippletoast@gmail.com 11 Posted September 24, 2012 I guess these sandpeople have a lot of sand in their vags! Hahhahahahaaa! No? Ok... I'll just sit in the corner and cry then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
generalnippletoast@gmail.com 11 Posted September 24, 2012 GEE HAAD you guys gotten offence from my last joke? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted September 24, 2012 No warnings yet!?I've been warned before on far less insulting posts before.These are just blatant, too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) hey inception if your not busy later maybe we can head down to the akbar and grab a muhamud light Edited September 24, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SystemiK 366 Posted September 24, 2012 Heh, reminded me of this..... 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
