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Beards For Standalone Seasoned Veterans?

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I just want an epic beard, with or without the awesome time/growth/vet suggestion, and the ability to wear animal skins like a champ.

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Beard also handy camoflauge for out in the field, helps cover the pinkness of the face, something a seasoned Vet "earns", time growth camoflauge, just as long as it doesn't start greying!

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The oldest of the beards should deflect bullets.

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worst idea ever why not make beards optional im sure some players prefer they're current look to beards

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worst idea ever why not make beards optional im sure some players prefer they're current look to beards

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Well, apache25, I admit it isn't nearly as innovative as wall climbing machetes.

But it is a rather well thought out visual cue to how experienced a player is, instead of something obvious and immersion-breaking like a stat.

Plus, beards are awesome. Perhaps when the survivor reaches a certain age, they could customize the beard into styles, etc.

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Remove zombies and turn the game into a hardcore beard simulator.

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what do you mean wall climbing machetes? that was a mistake i changed it to "wall climbing and machetes" and beard should be optional i dont want to look like that guy from the road

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beard should be optional i dont want to look like that guy from the road

I doubt he did either. It kind of comes with the territory of apocalypse survival.

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worst idea ever why not make beards optional im sure some players prefer they're current look to beards


Thats fine they can throw a five year old survivor skin in game so by the time your able to grow a beard you don't play dayz anymore... Edited by Steak and Potatoes

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Thats fine they can throw a five your old survivor skin in game so by the time your able to grow a beard you don't play dayz anymore...

That would definitely get the game banned in Australia. (And likely other countries as well.)

Would I be a bad person for gleefully gunning him down?

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"Gimme all you pasta, all you're beans and mountain dew"

Is this the new Weird Al Yankovic Day Z Parody? ;)

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Those hairy lumberjacks aren't really girls. They just put on women's clothing and hang around in bars...just like their dear papas.

Mother of god, take the beans. All of them.

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