Sutinen 635 Posted September 19, 2012 I remember yelling "FUCK YOU!" while firing my AKM on full auto before I got killed :| Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted September 19, 2012 "Fuck me a bus" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tabris07 159 Posted September 19, 2012 Allah akbar on the mic everytime there's a chance of dieing on se9/10 ;)I heard someone chanting this on a server over and over yesterday after a helicopter had been shot down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hydra (DayZ) 472 Posted September 19, 2012 "But I only wanted to sell you a box of cookies..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grylsyjaeger 171 Posted September 19, 2012 "Tell CJ...all he had to do was follow the train"New best friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shagohad 124 Posted September 19, 2012 usually :really?...... i was friendly.....ok....there you are.....yeah....youre going to shoot me...(Shagohad was killed)sometimes its hard being a hero :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex =TE= (DayZ) 218 Posted September 19, 2012 Jesus H mother fuckin lord of the damned fuck fuck fuck fuck damn it and fuck christ! Why did I stop for those beans? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_british_spoon 10 Posted September 19, 2012 (edited) The last words on my most previous character who had been alive for a hell of a long time and was killed by an obvious hacker:*Singing*" You're a C**t, You're a C**t, You're a C***y c***y c**t. " Edited September 19, 2012 by Spoon 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lordopeth 274 Posted September 19, 2012 Thanks asshole. I just spawned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathiesk 186 Posted September 19, 2012 I'm usually like "I..." or "Wha-" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aussiestig 681 Posted September 19, 2012 "Slade, come here man... Can you hear that clicking noise?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Cheese 100 Posted September 19, 2012 "Oooow, f*ck that hurts" in an Eastern European accent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelonewarrior 886 Posted September 19, 2012 I usually carry a sactal charge, when im about to die from another player I set it to 30secs and as they kill me:Jokes on you, yippy kai yay mother fucker!About 30 seconds later they understand why the jokes on them :) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
codave 121 Posted September 19, 2012 Depends. If it was a dumb mistake that got me shot, it's something along the lines of "I really should have seen that one coming."If it's due to a sniper or clever player I just laugh. Like the guy I was playing with that killed both of us with a frag, when trying to throw a smoke. All I could do was laugh. If it was a good encounter, a good fight, I'll usually tell them that it was fun, good fight, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sula 1205 Posted September 19, 2012 (edited) I'm ashamed to say, the last time I died, I said, "Well, thank you very mu...!"To be honest, I couldn't help laughing. The guy deservered a medal, and he taught me a valuable lesson. In the barracks, he snuck up right behind me, about 2 yards away and shot me, while I was tippy-toey around to avoid zombies. Good for him! he deserved everything of mine he got, including my NVGs. I'm still laughing now, when I think back to it. :thumbsup: Edited September 19, 2012 by Sula Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff the killer 32 Posted September 19, 2012 (edited) getting shot SHIT...dammitwhile hearing the walking IF YOU KILL ME I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOUR BLOOD SEEPS INTO MY CLOTHING AND I EAT YOUR HEART I WILL RA... Jeff the killer was killed Edited September 19, 2012 by Jeff the killer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tabris07 159 Posted September 19, 2012 IF YOU KILL ME I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOUR BLOOD SEEPS INTO MY CLOTHING AND I EAT YOUR HEARTIf the face on your character looked anything like your profile pic, and you said something like this to me, I would probably pee a little and immediately go the other way. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cryptex (DayZ) 24 Posted September 19, 2012 FLEBEBEBEBE. I like pidza Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IncognitoNico 71 Posted September 19, 2012 Depends on the situation.... when I just find and asshole who shoots on sight everybody regardless of everything else my last words are FRENDLY!....... son of a bitch..... when I get sniped I say dammit........ and when I find myself in the situation you described I say: Dude please don't kill me!! I spent 3 hours walking to here!! and then when I obviously die I say "I'll be back!!!....... with weapons!.........." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2yysforyou 2 Posted September 19, 2012 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!!! FUCK YOU PIGS! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imafighter 236 Posted September 19, 2012 I like how around 5 mins in after being all hurt and messed up you're suddenly healed and magically change weapons.Edit: Then I watch the rest of the video, and it seems after dying you magically teleport to someone who's at the airport and grab a weapon and have an encounter with them. Dunno how else a fresh spawn would make it all the way to the airport with full food/drink while not spawning with any. It would be kind of dumb to post video evidence of your own hacking on the DayZ forums if that's what happened here, but I can't find any other way to explain what I saw.Maybe you had the earlier weapon in your ginormous backpack, but I can't explain the fresh spawn at the northeast airfield thing, or the healing.Thats Balota airfield...not NE Airfield... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rock (DayZ) 95 Posted September 19, 2012 I FORGOT TO FEED MY CAT THIS MORN- *bang* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drblodski 53 Posted September 19, 2012 "Ok guys - i can see you are busy - ill just leave you to it eh? I'll just go this way..." ping pang pong You Are Dead 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SiiriXX 159 Posted September 19, 2012 I usually dont notice I am being shot at untill it is too late.. then I'm like 'awww again??' :lol: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eatfish1 12 Posted September 20, 2012 I like how around 5 mins in after being all hurt and messed up you're suddenly healed and magically change weapons.Edit: Then I watch the rest of the video, and it seems after dying you magically teleport to someone who's at the airport and grab a weapon and have an encounter with them. Dunno how else a fresh spawn would make it all the way to the airport with full food/drink while not spawning with any. It would be kind of dumb to post video evidence of your own hacking on the DayZ forums if that's what happened here, but I can't find any other way to explain what I saw.Maybe you had the earlier weapon in your ginormous backpack, but I can't explain the fresh spawn at the northeast airfield thing, or the healing.well i can answer your questions since your feeble mind couldn't solve them on it's ownFirst he/she had 7 empty slots in her coyote more than enough to hold the meat that she probably ate to regain the health in question after she left town to flankSecond that is balota clearly a spawn and please don't accuse people of hacking just cause you can't figure simple things out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites