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I picked up dew then died.

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Last night i picked up a can of mountain dew. i walked out of the building and a zombie i didnt see or hear came out of now where and knocked me out (one of those knock outs that takes 5 min to recover from). he then ate me until i was dead.

the end.

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No remorse no repent.

Dew dont care what it meant

another Dew another death

Dew dont care for your breath

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I've been drinking Dews for dayz. Never had something bad happen yet. Good stuff infact!

Maybe that's because when I don't drink Dews I have bad luck.

I've got backwards fortune mojo, dudes.

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The infamous Fanta + Dew combo = Cataclysmic. Never the twain shall meet.

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Kinda want this this green mountain/mountain dew curse to just go away, its useless and most of all, fucking retarded.

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I just was told about a documentary about the little girl pagents where one of the girls loves red bull. The mum thought it made the daughter too hypo so she mixes it with mountain dew. I would think it wouldn't make much difference.

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I had to drink mine yesterday :( . I do feel invincible now though.

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I find that you need to stand under a tree to drink it safely.

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Another dew tale. I picked up a can of dew again but this time i lost it when i swapped my standard bag for an alice pack. I knew this could only be a bad omen as my dew was in that bag, i then continued across the country side for 5 min and was sniped. he had been going for a little over a day.

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I will admit I have never found a legitimate can of mountain dew in this game. I play quite a bit and have found almost everything else from loot drops except this item.

People will not believe this but I took a mountain dew from a scripter (he was crashing planes into people every couple of minutes on fallujah and I found his body next to one) and since logging off I lose all inventory items on log out (like the old swimming glitch). They are completely unrelated because it was my first time on this map, right?

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The Dew is quite an item in the game...

...it holds all the secrets of the world, of course...

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I used to brush off the myth that Mt. Dew kills you. Then I drank one......

All that work of raiding someones camp lost to a hacker. All because of the dew.....

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