Rastamaus 323 Posted September 12, 2012 Imagine the following scenario - You have just managed to evade a horde of Zeds, you are crouching in the corner of a warehouse, revolver trained on the door when you suddenly need to use the toilet. it is overpowering, there is no choice you simply must empty your bowels. You put down your gun and lower your trousers and just when the wave of relief hits you the zombies enter the building. You try to hurry, pulling up your pants, fumbling for your gun but it is too late, they are upon you and you are dead and in the most undignified of circumstances.As sure as we need food and water to survive we need to pass the waste matter, this could cause all kinds of problems for a survivor, we've all needed a piss at some inopportune moment and we all know how difficult it becomes to move comfortably until we relieve ourselves, (trying to put your key in the front door lock anyone?) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hawkygaming 43 Posted September 12, 2012 The AMOUNT OF DAMN TIMES. I've seen this suggestion... Sheesh. It will HOPEFULLY never be Implemented. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gogster (DayZ) 626 Posted September 12, 2012 People are obsessed with toileting. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxman80 964 Posted September 12, 2012 (edited) Basically i imagine you take a dump and what during your offline "rest" period ;) Edited September 12, 2012 by Box Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rastamaus 323 Posted September 12, 2012 The AMOUNT OF DAMN TIMES. I've seen this suggestion... Sheesh. It will HOPEFULLY never be Implemented.Really? I searched for toilet, piss, poo, crap, dump, laying a cable, tortoise head, dropping the kids off at the pool, making brown fish, putting out the cigar, sinking the dreadnought and others but found nothing. Sorry if it is a repeat. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 63 Posted September 12, 2012 Really? I searched for toilet, piss, poo, crap, dump, laying a cable, tortoise head, dropping the kids off at the pool, making brown fish, putting out the cigar, sinking the dreadnought and othersI dont care at all about the rest of the topic, but that one quote made me giggle tea up my nose :C 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apache25 133 Posted September 12, 2012 exellent idea and if eople didnt piss or shit they could get dioreaha 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted September 12, 2012 The AMOUNT OF DAMN TIMES. I've seen this suggestion... Sheesh. It will HOPEFULLY never be Implemented.People are obsessed with toileting.Both correct, please use search OP.Locked. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
