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Imagine the following scenario - You have just managed to evade a horde of Zeds, you are crouching in the corner of a warehouse, revolver trained on the door when you suddenly need to use the toilet. it is overpowering, there is no choice you simply must empty your bowels. You put down your gun and lower your trousers and just when the wave of relief hits you the zombies enter the building. You try to hurry, pulling up your pants, fumbling for your gun but it is too late, they are upon you and you are dead and in the most undignified of circumstances.

As sure as we need food and water to survive we need to pass the waste matter, this could cause all kinds of problems for a survivor, we've all needed a piss at some inopportune moment and we all know how difficult it becomes to move comfortably until we relieve ourselves, (trying to put your key in the front door lock anyone?)

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Basically i imagine you take a dump and what during your offline "rest" period ;)

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  On 9/12/2012 at 10:53 AM, Hawky said:

The AMOUNT OF DAMN TIMES. I've seen this suggestion... Sheesh. It will HOPEFULLY never be Implemented.

Really? I searched for toilet, piss, poo, crap, dump, laying a cable, tortoise head, dropping the kids off at the pool, making brown fish, putting out the cigar, sinking the dreadnought and others but found nothing. Sorry if it is a repeat.

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  On 9/12/2012 at 10:55 AM, Guetapens said:

Really? I searched for toilet, piss, poo, crap, dump, laying a cable, tortoise head, dropping the kids off at the pool, making brown fish, putting out the cigar, sinking the dreadnought and others

I dont care at all about the rest of the topic, but that one quote made me giggle tea up my nose :C

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exellent idea and if eople didnt piss or shit they could get dioreaha

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  On 9/12/2012 at 10:53 AM, Hawky said:

The AMOUNT OF DAMN TIMES. I've seen this suggestion... Sheesh. It will HOPEFULLY never be Implemented.

  On 9/12/2012 at 10:54 AM, Gogster said:

People are obsessed with toileting.

Both correct, please use search OP.

Locked.

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