Best in-game names when killed?

[Muncywolverine 236]

What's the best name you've seen in the death messages?

My personal favorite was a guy named "Fuck, i"

So when he died, you saw "Fuck, i was killed".

:D Share yours

[Welch (DayZ) 756]

Lol I've never seen anything as creative as that (not being sarcastic).

It's a good thing I never die!

[chris p. bacon 182]

"I was friendly you fuck"

"He who was killed"

[kingpootis102 28]

Your Virginity was killed

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The Man Who You Shot

[Riggs316 4]

The best name I've seen be killed in-game, is also probably one of the worst I guess. Guy was named "A black kid in Africa" so when he was killed... "A black kid in Africa was killed." I felt bad but I found it funny. :/

[PinheadLarry 16]

your entire family

[Muncywolverine 236]

The best name I've seen be killed in-game, is also probably one of the worst I guess. Guy was named "A black kid in Africa" so when he was killed... "A black kid in Africa was killed." I felt bad but I found it funny. :/

Honestly i think this is the best one so far xD.

[Lysander_of_Sparta 43]

I saw this in another game: "I farted when I"

So, the game messages would say things like "I farted when I joined" or "I farted when I killed (insert name here)".

[SmashT 10907]

"A tiny helpless kitten" was killed.

Edited December 1, 2012 by smasht_AU

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Lieutenant Dan

Kenny

Jessie Pinkman

[dallas 5195]

Tom Berenger was killed, made me smily a little.

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

Someone who wanted to make friends

(no joke)

[sheriffhd 61]

abouttenthousandjews.

always made me chuckled when i saw that int he kill feed, "about 10thousands jews were killed"

[Angel Knight 427]

I have used the names 'An innocent cow' and 'Harmless survivor,' although I never died while wearing them.

One of my friends uses the name 'A zombie'.

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"Your concentration"

[unconsciousobjector 69]

Some funny stuff! Except for the few racist fucks.

I've been using "Your Momma" for about 20 years now.

[daze23 549]

the ones I've seen:

2pac was killed

Jesus was killed

Don't Shoot I'm Friendly was killed :D

[DayZ Me Rollin 0]

DayZ Me Rollin

[woots 82]

A Bus load of babies

[Sutinen 635]

This happened once, it was:

"Uncle was killed"

Then after 10 seconds

"Nephew was killed"

Then some others:

"Bear Grylls was killed"

or:

"The Walking Dead was killed"

Edited December 1, 2012 by Sutinen

[BwobBwub 660]

BloodyHell appeared to have died from blood loss

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

"Santa was killed", hope some of the script-kiddies didn't take it to heart.....

[A Lumberjack 32]

The best name I've seen be killed in-game, is also probably one of the worst I guess. Guy was named "A black kid in Africa" so when he was killed... "A black kid in Africa was killed." I felt bad but I found it funny. :/

Haha I remember seeing that on a Celle server. I assumed it was starvation.

[-Guardian- 206]

"An entire Jewish colony was killed"