You know you've played too much dayz when...

[Bludy 324]

when you start going out with a backpack full of beanz and pepsi and a compass

[vcmedic 29]

When you get arrested at the airport on suspected terrorism because you're crawling prone across the tarmac with military grade weapons.

[m0n3y 2]

When you drive at 1 km/h to avoid an explosion.

[Fat-Marco 13]

When you stare suspiciously at your backpack that already has stuff in it and wonder whether its worth the risk to put your laptop inside it.

[Fat-Marco 13]

When you take your car into the mechanic to get repaired and he tells you "your going to need a new alternator", and you have a panic attack because you cannot remember ever finding one of those

[Caplock 9]

You're alone at home when you hear a noise and shout "FRIENDLY!?"

I would give you beans if i wasnt using my phone. :P