Roggle 27 Posted September 5, 2012 Today me and my friend may have achieved the most evil thing in dayz, let me tell you about itMy friend and i had picked up a random ghillie suit wearing player on the coast.We had a van. He did not have a weapon and we learned from him ( through his voice ) that he was 13 years old, and his name was Cody. He told us he was happy for the ride and told us he had been loot hoping for over two hours for his ghillie suit. I had the worlds greatest idea, I told him we had a massive camp WAAY up north and that he could borrow some of our stuff. We went way off the map, I watched 4 episodes of my name is earl on my ipod. Once i got bored of driving I stopped the van and told Cody to get out. "welcome to your own person hell" i said"where is the camp" said CodyIt took him a few seconds to realize what was happening and i could sense the distress in his voice"What are you guys going to shoot me, pleeasse dont""I said no much worse"Just at that moment he understood "NO YOU CANT DO THIS"He pleaded and criedWe drove away With no respawn enabled Cody, without a compass or map. Cody may be stuck in his own personal hell forever. But that is the price he pays for loot hoping and taking rides from strangers . 26 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
generalnippletoast@gmail.com 11 Posted September 5, 2012 And that is why kids you should never get in vans with strangers who offer candy. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VRocker 6 Posted September 5, 2012 Rofl awesome. You sir have my beans :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hatfieldcw 184 Posted September 5, 2012 Doesn't add up. He farmed loot for two hours to get a ghillie and never found a weapon? He was at the coast like that? You drove for two hours and didn't run out of fuel?If it's true, it's futile, he can just abort at the loading screen and respawn at the coast. If he knows how to exploit loot spawning mechanics, he probably knows that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gavin0101 17 Posted September 5, 2012 Yeah, this isn't true. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puppetworx 474 Posted September 5, 2012 Watching 4 episodes of My Name is Earl and then presumably another 4 for the ride back...I'm not sure who came off worse in that scenario. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roggle 27 Posted September 5, 2012 Watching 4 episodes of My Name is Earl and then presumably another 4 for the ride back...I'm not sure who came off worse in that scenario.hahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan (DayZ) 21 Posted September 5, 2012 All you need to find your way is a watch. I hope you he doesn't have one or you might be getting stalked by McGyver. Also as puppet said I'd rather be stuck in the woods without any idea of where I am... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roggle 27 Posted September 5, 2012 All you need to find your way is a watch. I hope you he doesn't have one or you might be getting stalked by McGyver.Also as puppet said I'd rather be stuck in the woods without any idea of where I am...This fourm is not about my name is earl, because that show is great and there is nothing you can say that would prove otherwise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CM LEGION 29 Posted September 5, 2012 Its easy to just get beached again. And also, you didn't even break his legs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roggle 27 Posted September 5, 2012 Its easy to just get beached again. And also, you didn't even break his legs?i was thinking about it afterwards but lucky i did not. Cause then he could respawn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dankine 377 Posted September 5, 2012 shame he can just quit on loading and find himself back at the coast. all your time, wasted. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roggle 27 Posted September 5, 2012 shame he can just quit on loading and find himself back at the coast. all your time, wasted.u mad bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kik 8 Posted September 5, 2012 thats almost as good as the 4 guys i made line up against a wall on a privite server the other day..oh you should have heard them begging for their lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bullet Catcher 7 Posted September 5, 2012 At first I lol'd, then I frowned...but couldn't help lol'ing again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dankine 377 Posted September 5, 2012 u mad brobout par for the course that you parrot off some idiocy.go back to wasting your time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheThinkTanker 26 Posted September 5, 2012 Yeah, that doesn't sound like a fun way to troll people to me.You have to watch My Name is Earl, and nothing's worth that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boof (DayZ) 75 Posted September 5, 2012 Never heard about this quit on loading thing to spawn on the coast, but even if it didn't exist all he has to do is join a high pop server, watch a show that isn't annoying and wait for the inevitable whole server kill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atombrain 9 Posted September 5, 2012 What a waste of time for everyone involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathstrike616 32 Posted September 6, 2012 No, he's not mad. You could never be a troll, the only thing you're good at is being a little child.u mad bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roggle 27 Posted September 6, 2012 No, he's not mad. You could never be a troll, the only thing you're good at is being a little child.haha this guy is pissed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted September 6, 2012 Watching 4 episodes of My Name is Earl and then presumably another 4 for the ride back...I'm not sure who came off worse in that scenario.Well, someone got screwed but it wasn't Crab Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
