otto18 3 Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you return my Red GAZ to the campsite where you found it, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. -otto Edited September 3, 2012 by otto18 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nwoswat 22 Posted September 3, 2012 Otto you still have the school bus i mean you can always drive around Springfield elementary :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sagemred 85 Posted September 3, 2012 Someone, somewhere is sat at their PC laughing at you right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ethan the Drake 5 Posted September 3, 2012 lol sry bro we drove it into the ocean hope ur not mad? lol k peace bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
otto18 3 Posted September 3, 2012 It took me so long to build that vehicle, days of painstakingly searching for parts. Only had it for a day to actually drive it around....my vengeance will be swift and fierce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 3, 2012 yeah will admit that was me and a friend... i look forward to you're challenge, come find me, know who i am but in the end, it is I who kills you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nwoswat 22 Posted September 3, 2012 It took me so long to build that vehicle, days of painstakingly searching for parts. Only had it for a day to actually drive it around....my vengeance will be swift and fierce.Ya? well thats dayz for ya i mean i took 4 people including me spliting up into singles and heading into different towns to fix a single UAV, oh thats not the best part the second we got it working the server restarted and saving doesn't to shit so.. for now i'd say GIVE UP ON DA CARS! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzVirus 25 Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you return my Red GAZ to the campsite where you found it, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. -ottoGreat movie!Too bad your car was Taken... Edited September 3, 2012 by AzVirus 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pieeyedsniper 25 Posted September 3, 2012 yeah will admit that was me and a friend... i look forward to you're challenge, come find me, know who i am but in the end, it is I who kills you!Bet he's shakin' in is boots. A threat from a Brony. You goin' to throw flowers and rainbows at him when he finds you and turns you to glue & dog food? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 3, 2012 yes of course, im gonna shoot him with 5.56mm petals, and throw Frag bulbs at him in order to make his life feel better, No of course not im going to shoot him till he bleeds out, like any other person, i love you all, and my bullets tolerate you :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just a Goat 25 Posted September 3, 2012 Silly OP.Hasn't learned that the first thing that happens when you get a wheeled vehicle working is that it gets stolen, you get killed, or some combination of the two.There is really very little reason to drive around in a car or truck. It's suicide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
otto18 3 Posted September 3, 2012 Silly OP.Hasn't learned that the first thing that happens when you get a wheeled vehicle working is that it gets stolen, you get killed, or some combination of the two.There is really very little reason to drive around in a car or truck. It's suicide.On high population servers absolutely agree with you, almost like putting up a flare at night to announce your presence. I was trying for a low pop server to get kitted out quickly and set up a camp for a buddy I'm trying to get into the game. Sadly now I have no ride, my tent was looted, AND I have to hoof it back to civilization. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted September 3, 2012 On high population servers absolutely agree with you, almost like putting up a flare at night to announce your presence. I was trying for a low pop server to get kitted out quickly and set up a camp for a buddy I'm trying to get into the game. Sadly now I have no ride, my tent was looted, AND I have to hoof it back to civilization.i only stole your vehicle, never looted you're tent. if you want it it's in the woodland SW of Berezhino in one of the clearings behind a couple small pines Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pony Vests 13 Posted September 3, 2012 I have the most fun while in a vehicle and there is absolutely no reason to not try for them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathstrike616 32 Posted September 3, 2012 I don't know who you are. I do know what you want- attention and payback. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money- I live in a cardboard box. But what I really don't have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very short career. Skills that make me a nightmare for kids like you. If you stop using this quote like every other TO THE PERSON... thread in this forum, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you... I will find you... and I will chop you five times with my hatchet before you turn around and instakill me. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you return my Red GAZ to the campsite where you found it, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
otto18 3 Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) I have the most fun while in a vehicle and there is absolutely no reason to not try for them.Agree, especially when you have a couple friends with you, love rolling in for a raid on supplies and then right back out. I think it helps with upping the immersion factor in the sense you're so much more invested (at least I am), when you put time into building out a vehicle, etc... Edited September 4, 2012 by otto18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phred 5 Posted September 19, 2012 yeah will admit that was me and a friend... i look forward to you're challenge, come find me, know who i am but in the end, it is I who kills you!Hey, how did you make your banner? Its pretty cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaysGoodLiquor 93 Posted September 19, 2012 Someone, somewhere is sat at their PC laughing at you right now.I didn't steal his GAZ, but I'm guilty of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzVirus 25 Posted September 19, 2012 It is amazing how many were totally clueless to the parody he was posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toxicsludge 406 Posted September 19, 2012 Hey, how did you make your banner? Its pretty cool. I'm pretty sure there's this thing called "Photoshop"... :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted September 19, 2012 To whom it may concern,Enclosed is the driver side mirror to your beloved ride. We mistakenly thought this would be of some value. After a quick pillaging of your camp, we realized nothing of value could be gained from you. You will find your car at the bottom of the rock quarry Although it's in less the pristine condition know we got many rocks off in her. Please bring a tool box and some rubber gloves... she is going to need a thorough cleaning & repair.Best wishesThe Bang Brothers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites