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Who the F*** is The Man From The Woods

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Yes, clearly DayZ is only a PvP game, where kids must kill kill kill each other on sight for no reason at all, since... there is nothing else to do in DayZ apart from that >.>

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I HAVE SEEN THIS MAN.. WELL I SHOULDNT SAY THAT I SEEN HIM BECAUSE I REALLY JUST SAW HIM SLIP AWAY INTO THE WOODS. I HEARD HIM THOUGH, WHO CAN FORGET THAT STRONG, DEEP VOICE, POWERFUL VOICE. IT ALL STARTED WHEN I GOT THE COURAGE TO ATTACK A PACK OF Z'S OUTSIDE A RURAL BARN. I HAD A BIT OF AMMO AND THOUGHT IT WAS ENOUGH, BOY WAS I WRONG..THERE WAS ABOUT 8 OF THEM AND I THINK I TOOK OUT 3 MAYBE 4. THATS WHEN I FELL, OUT OF AMMO AND ALL I HEARD IN A DEEP, UNFORGETABLE VOICE WAS, " NO NEED TO THANK ME." THE Z'S DROPPED AND THE MAN GAVE ME SEVERAL HEALTH PACKS, FOOD AND AMMO. I TURNED TO LOOK, BUT HE SLIPPED AWAY..... I YELLED TO THANK HIM FOR SAVING MY LIFE AND HE SAID SOFTLY BUT POWERFUL AS HE SLIPPED AWAY, " AS I SAID BEFORE, NO NEED TO THANK ME.." I OWE MY LIFE TO THIS MAN.... I WILL FIND HIM AGAIN...

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Thank you for sharing haybaleharry i know it isnt easy admitting when you bit off more than you can chew in this game... I to have a similar story many moons ago I was at the Balota airfield I knew i needed a weapon but the airfield was dark and littered with Z's not know ing if i would bump into one on accident i decided to run full stride into the airfield and conduct a sweep. i became overwhelmed as i was knocked down by z's in the dark i began to see the white light when out of the shadows i heard a deep voice call to me scared and lonley i feared it was my demise.... the voice called again to me don't be afraid i'll be able to get you out of here just hold on.... sparks flashed as small arms fire erupted in the hanger Z after Z dropping like flies i was almost dead when i was abruplty dragged out of the hangar and into the forest i rember saying its to late save yourself bu this man showed only courage as he embraced me a second time to drag me saying trust me i'm getting out of here... i awoke to be healed in the trees looking at the stars i asked his name he simply replied The MAN From The Woods in a soft tone he brought me back to life and gave me his loot I called for him again but he had disappeared into the trees....

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There wouldn´t be any zombies if Chuck Norris appears in Cherno. When they see Him coming ashore they will all turn to normal peace loving human beings again...Ja äkkiä muuttuukin!

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Im sorry...did the OP say he crawled around for eight and a half hours with a broken leg?

LAWL

/salute thank you chuck norris <-------dude still rules the innerwebz i see

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I found The Man From The Woods last night around 0300 hours western near Novy Sobor he was rescuing a player named Tyler as I approached them a hacker in soldiers clothing teleported onto the two to of them while The Man From The Woods was helping.The Man From The woods attempted to verbally diffuse the situation and inform the hacker they were unarmed and only searching for supplies. Hacker with clan tag proceeded to unload rounds instantly killing tyler and wounding The Man From The Woods as he escaped around the back side of the building. The hacker then teleported away to continue these actions on all other players in a 35 pop server until 5ppl were left from not aborting. i followed The Man as he evaded into the forest to heal his wounds and spoke with him after all was said and done in the incident. The Man From the Woods simply replied Like us he to has to survive his means may be different but thats something were aware of in this world. We cant waste anymore time we have to find Tyler and help him he is now alone on the coast and that takes priority start running. The Man From The Woods gave me his info Steam account and he said any medics that wish to join his cause are welcome message me for his info he further stated he will post a youtube video in the next week to help players on their path to becoming more efficient in (CSAR) missions. I owe this man and i support his cause

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Good to hear. The only "man in the woods" I've come across was the invisible asshole who killed my buddy and I last night.

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That's hilarious. How the fuck you didn't get his name, was it a Vet server? I had a similar situation and the man that helped me had also a beard. But I remember his name, William_Munny.

It might be the guy you are looking for. He's from UK thought, so idk about those US servers he's been sighted on. Peace.

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William Munny, The Man from the Woods, and Chuck Norris... Hell, the only one lacking now is Clint Eastwood!

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Yea his actual in game name is The Man From The Woods i just like how he is strictly buisness pro survivor he told me he once had to kill a bandit in game for the sake of saving other survivors so he snuck up on him with a hatchet and removed the problem after while the bandit was unloadiing on survivors on the ground level after the man was killed he removed his inventory searched for him along the coast until he found him then returned all his items to him. he is a beast with a moral compass

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haha clint should team up with the man from the woulds he is chuck norris face but we all know that chuck cant say who he really is in game

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All I gotta say is... Not all medics are as open about their achievements.

There are rumors of hacker-medics... How interesting would that be.

Instead of killing everyone he insta heals the server?

I was doing that till u fuckers banned me from the team speak.

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William Munny, The Man from the Woods, and Chuck Norris... Hell, the only one lacking now is Clint Eastwood!

Clint Eastwood is William Munny.

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and a bearded man that looks like chuck norris came from the trees

I stopped reading right there cya

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Posted Today, 05:44 PM

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and a bearded man that looks like chuck norris came from the trees

I stopped reading right there cya

now that i know there is a chuck norris skin in game it makes more sense to me then the first time this mysterious man approached me

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I was doing that till u fuckers banned me from the team speak.

You just admitted that you are a hacker.

HOpe you get banned.

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Was it chuck norris or just looked like him? They have a custom skin for him, lol.

Did he stop a chainsaw with his bare hands ? If so, thats chuck all right.

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I aspire to be that man.

I should take my scary clown mask off and attire a beard instead.

It's in the skin pack you got your clown mask in broski.

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