Fail Log of the innocent survivor

[RedBoss 0]

Running towards cherno! And i get hit by a truck :( Meh

talk about an orgasmic fail! Post your fails :D

[D3nty 114]

I was riding a bike from Bolota air strip making my way around the coast. I just got past Cherno and out of no where a ATV came speeding across the road and ran me over but it flipped over and exploded and killed the two people on it XD

[daspope 146]

I caught my biggest fail moment on video...

http://youtu.be/tlGRAK4M5Ok

[Siberian (DayZ) 527]

havent had any luck finding vehicles, but i did manage to run towards a downramp (on the second floor) of a barn and instead of going down the ramp i proceeded to jump clean off the edge and fall to my ultimate demise..

when i was still in midair, i was already yelling at my puter screen cuz i knew what was coming..

GRRR !!!!

[rayce kaiser 6]

I was in a chopper and typing in Vehicle Communication and accidentally tripled tapped "Enter". First one, sent my message, second one opened my Mouse Wheel menu, third selected Eject :D Headdesk followed bodyground xD

[hoorah (DayZ) 36]

I caught my biggest fail moment on video...

http://youtu.be/tlGRAK4M5Ok

I thought for sure you were going to roll off the edge about halfway through the video

[daspope 146]

I thought for sure you were going to roll off the edge about halfway through the video

LOL

[Someguywhoplaysgames 1]

Some bandits stole a chopper and "hid" it in a field near cherno, me and a couple friends went there to grab it. It went down like this

>we are flying through the air

>fucking sweet

>go to the NW airfield

>first air raid

>get sniped and crash blowing up the only chopper i've ever had

[belzibhaal 21]

I was on top of the fire station at NWAF and for some reason, my dude decided to run forwards and dolphin dive off the tower down to the level below. I managed to wake up with ~1k blood and bandage with ~80 left. Booked the hell out of there as fast as I could and thankfully found a sacrificial cow.