Oh, the humanity

[Stworca 87]

Recently many people started arguing whether or not killing bandits should give you humanity. I assume that is in order to make getting the hero skin somewhat easier. Heroes, obviously being people who fight for the good of the survivors, and do not harm innocent players.

Many a hero post their humanity scores as badges of honor.

I've spent most of the last week or two playing in Cherno. I've looted hospitals and tents of all morphine, and stashed it in a blocked off building. I've blocked many buildings with tank traps and wires. I've denied rooftops to all, but ghosters.

Then i've started breaking people's legs with bear traps, and fired m203 flares or smokes - depending on time - to attract zombie hordes to them. Sometimes i just left a single gap that made getting to a building possible, and walled that survivor inside once he crawled in.

Knowing, there are snipers on the hill in Electro, i pre-block most buildings not visible from there, then sit for hours in a concealed location and wait for the results.

I drive people over, i permanently destroy their tents, and i satchel charge useful buildings whenever i am able to. I bear trap dead bodies, or hide them, even if i wasn't involved in the kill.

I create tents with tin cans on the middle of the airfield during the night.

I rarely murder people directly, and very often heal my clan members, having a very long lifetime due to rolling all day, every day.

I'm Sir Tad Trapsalot, and i have 17000 humanity.

I'm the biggest asshole you could ever meet in game, and i'm a hero.

Edited August 29, 2012 by Stworca

[[email protected] 614]

Yay for you! Here is a cookie and a gentle pat on your bottom you lil devil you!

[SillySil 295]

I think I'm gonna grind hero skin now and be an asshole to everyone as much as possible and they will always trust me. Might also bait them into traps set by my friends. Thanks for giving me ideas.

[team_player 42]

You sir are my rolemodel, would appreciate it if you joined my team we could use your knowledge.

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/82792-my-sniper-brings-all-the-boys-to-the-yard-cause-damn-right-its-better-than-yours/

[Dancing.Russian.Man 1631]

You may be an ass, but I salute you!

[booga 1]

Hi,

Well I have been reading the forums for a few months now...

This thread made me join, just so I commemorate your ingenuity with this fitting jingle

Edited August 29, 2012 by Hewligan

[lordopeth 274]

Post of the year!

HAve some beans.

[Jex =TE= (DayZ) 218]

A self proclaimed dick head - yes!!