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A few points of morale, beginning at the bottom:

  • Hacker: Must make up for really small penis.
  • Asshole: Befriend player. Backstab.
  • Dick: Shoot unarmed players. (Yet, does it matter? The only consequence is an equally unarmed respawn... I get that it's an interruption, tho.)
  • Inception.: Will yell "Faggot" at you for no reason, but otherwise harmless.
  • Bandit: KOS. Maybe take your stuff, but truly, KOS.
  • Opportunist: Shit, you're loaded. *BANG!*
  • Rogue: Try to steal from you, or rob you at gun point. "He's somewhat of a dashing rogue."
  • Survivor: Just don't bother me, and I'll try to survive in peace, OK? Or I'll survive in, like, not peace, because you're making me shoot you.
  • Brony: I'll love and tolerate the crap out of you. Meaning, he can also discipline you.
  • Carebear: Can't we all just be friends? Will offer you blood transfusions and free hugs.
  • Medic: See carebear morale, but will shoot anyone interfearing. Also, shoot down towelheads and use their organs to save poor bambis.
  • Hero: If yer a bandit, I KILL U! If ye pose a threat, I KILL U! Otherwise, do you need a ride? Also, do you want a gun? I have an extra in the back of my car.

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... pls add to medic ... "Shoot down "towel heads" ... and use their organs to save poor survivors." ... thanks.

I'd back organ transplants as a feature.

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... pls add to medic ... "Shoot down "towel heads" ... and use their organs to save poor survivors." ... thanks.

Done, but - I did it... my way! :D

Glossary?

Yes!

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Why does Inception get the cameo? I hate this game!

-MONSTER

EDIT: Sounded a bit harsh ^_^

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Medic: See carebear morale, but will shoot anyone interfearing. Also, shoot down towelheads and use their organs to save poor bambis.

Truly unbelievable what these forums are turning into. And I cant say the C word?

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Oh noes someones delicate sensibilities were impugned!!!!

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