Metzgyr 4 Posted August 28, 2012 Dear terrorist/terroristas as you may or may not know there is a threat to our banditing pleasures, a group of groups called The Coalition has formed to help all these noobs, non-trolls, do-gooders, etc.... basically anyone who doesn't want to make someones day-z day a bad day are in these groups.So i'm calling out to all you naughty people to come and band together as an underground syndicate of destruction on this post zombalyptic world so we can then again be free to hunt our prey and make them do our bidding whether its rolling on the group dry humping the air or running around in circles without being then hitlisted or targeted by these so called day-z heroes.My personal hitlist as I believe if you take down the head the rest will eventually fall as well, I would like to keep hunting down these people:HunterBoy (leads a survivor colony up north){CQF}Johnny (leader of chernarus quarantine force)Danneh (leader of the pirate of chernarus) <----- What a contradictory name o_O?!?And of course the one who seems to of started this Dr Wasteland MD. leader of the Trusted Medics of the Wasteland.I am looking for individuals who can espionage, and gather information to where these people can be found and taken out as well as if they're actually using those names.What you will get out of it is the reputation of killing these hoodlums and MY satisfaction.I don't want any weak minded people, i'm looking for people who are ruthless and leaves everyone behind to get the job done. One who alt-F4's first rather than sacrificing himself for a teamate, one who would rather leave his injured comrade behind to get eaten by zombies than wasting precious ammunition killing them or healing them, one who would shoot his own comrade in the back to take their gear rather than letting the enemy have it.With this all said you are all bandits and none of you can be trusted, so apply at your own risk. There must always be a villian to try and stop the hero and that will be us. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jamezgamez111 0 Posted August 28, 2012 can i join please :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Friendly Bandit 137 Posted August 28, 2012 Oh poor you, have u took your therapy this morning? Those 3 green, 5 yellow and 3 red pills.... IRL u your mom hits u, dad rapes u...so u have to lose your frustration somewhere. Oh poor kido.. r u Bullied at school, poor baby, l feel so sry for u...but there are schools for children with special needs that u can attend, or?? :P i have a name for your group: LIB /Low Intelligence Bandits :P :P :P this. All of this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted August 28, 2012 Oh poor you, have u took your therapy this morning? Those 3 green, 5 yellow and 3 red pills.... IRL u your mom hits u, dad rapes u...so u have to lose your frustration somewhere. Oh poor kido.. r u Bullied at school, poor baby, l feel so sry for u...but there are schools for children with special needs that u can attend, or?? :P i have a name for your group: LIB /Low Intelligence Bandits :P :P :POh poor you, have u took your therapy this morning? Those 3 green, 5 yellow and 3 red pills.... IRL u your mom hits u, dad rapes u...so u have to lose your frustration somewhere. Oh poor kido.. r u Bullied at school, poor baby, l feel so sry for u...but there are schools for children with special needs that u can attend, or?? :P i have a name for your group: LIB /Low Intelligence Bandits :P :P :PHOLY SHIT DUDE.Please, did you fail school? I can't help but wonder how you manage to type like that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted August 28, 2012 Anyway.I will do what I must. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snowcrash 82 Posted August 28, 2012 HOLY SHIT DUDE.Please, did you fail school? I can't help but wonder how you manage to type like that.Ye i know my English is not Perfect, but than, it is not my first language, not even second. But still, i know enough to survive...and bdw m8 can u speak my native language? NO I don’t think so ...so m8 GTFO my back with your super trooper English.. with love from Croatia!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Friendly Bandit 137 Posted August 28, 2012 Oh and another thing, how fucking dare you even MENTION Dr Wasteland! He had done so much work for our dayz community, he has helped everyone, even your pussy ass alt f4ing bandit friends! you are one fucked up individual.I hope rocket bans you from the game as im willing to bet all my money you alt f4 as well. Bitch! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number7dayz 0 Posted August 28, 2012 I would like to participate in this event. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
team_player 42 Posted August 28, 2012 Hey just saying you guys are kinda abusing this guy, he's allowed to have his own opinion. Also you are stereotyping so badly not all bandits alt+F4. I personally am a bandit and I take the hit 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
running_target1 1 Posted August 28, 2012 i am a willing bandit that would love to play with you. my skype name is: running_target1 (pm me if you want) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted August 28, 2012 Another sad attempt at forming bandits together.what makes a bandit a bandit is having no trust.You can't put a male and a female in a cage and not expect a reaction.You can't put two bandits together and not expect a reaction.It won't work.If you want to try, you will be on my hit list,Sad, Sad piece of work. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Valkyrie - 89 Posted August 28, 2012 I only disagree with one fact in your post. Its about the Trusted Medics of the Wasteland. You do not shoot medics in a war. You do not shoot their leader foremost. Bandit/Terrorist or not, everyone has a codex of honor. Bandits as Survivors, both call for medic help and they appreciate it much.Keep the medics out of this mission. I am not a survivor. I kill people if I need their gear and I mostly KoS, but I know my stuff. I keep medics out of my scope. Only Trusted Medics of the Wasteland, that are listed on their list. The other wannabe medics I kill too, because I certainly don't know if its a trap if someone approaches me and says hey I'm a medic I can help you, but he ain't listed on their list. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdiraq 15 Posted August 28, 2012 I only disagree with one fact in your post. Its about the Trusted Medics of the Wasteland.You do not shoot medics in a war. You do not shoot their leader foremost. Bandit/Terrorist or not, everyone has a codex of honor. Bandits as Survivors, both call for medic help and they appreciate it much.Keep the medics out of this mission. I am not a survivor. I kill people if I need their gear and I mostly KoS, but I know my stuff. I keep medics out of my scope. Only Trusted Medics of the Wasteland, that are listed on their list. The other wannabe medics I kill too, because I certainly don't know if its a trap if someone approaches me and says hey I'm a medic I can help you, but he ain't listed on their list.I kill medics on site. If you cannot take care of yourself you should not be playing. I always carry morphine,PK, antibiotics and steak. Also, a real bandit always has some wood stored in his Coyote Backpack. And unlike most chickenshit bandits...I Don't carry no sniper rifle...I prefer close encounter firefights :) M16A1 HOLO SD is my preferred weapon of choice.Flame away lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grilldress 7 Posted August 28, 2012 Ye i know my English is not Perfect, but than, it is not my first language, not even second. But still, i know enough to survive...and bdw m8 can u speak my native language? NO I don’t think so ...so m8 GTFO my back with your super trooper English.. with love from Croatia!!This Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metzgyr 4 Posted August 28, 2012 For all you weak minded fools... YOU ALL DESERVE A DIGITAL DEATH!!MOOOOO HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAWe are the Day-Z Raiders and we take no prisoners(Unless we can trade them for stuff)! Man, Woman, Medic, Bodyguard, Survivor, Bandit, you all must perish if you don't share the cause!As I figured you scumbag bandits are not to be trusted due to my BRILLIANCE you will NEVER be able to take me out.....MOOOOO HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAIf your serious send me a private pm with your steam info. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metzgyr 4 Posted August 28, 2012 Oh and another thing, how fucking dare you even MENTION Dr Wasteland! He had done so much work for our dayz community, he has helped everyone, even your pussy ass alt f4ing bandit friends! you are one fucked up individual.I hope rocket bans you from the game as im willing to bet all my money you alt f4 as well. Bitch!And as for this comment YOU WILL DIE AND I DO ALT-F4 MOOOO HA-HA-HA-HA!P.S- I actually don't alt-f4 and I suggest implementing a runescape type of prevention to this. In runescape if your in a fight and you alt-f4 your body will stay there helplessly until you kill the target or you are killed and you are not able to log on until one happens. As for logging out there is a 10 sec delay, where you can be attacked.P.S.S- And I don't care if that has been said before... YOU ALL WILL STILL LOSE MOOOOOO HA-HA-HA-HA-HA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edward b 83 Posted August 28, 2012 I'd be interested in this if you weren't targeting the medics. There's no harm in a bit of mayhem, but killing medics? That's just too much. Not to mention that you advocate alt+f4... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metzgyr 4 Posted August 28, 2012 I'd be interested in this if you weren't targeting the medics. There's no harm in a bit of mayhem, but killing medics? That's just too much. Not to mention that you advocate alt+f4...I don't advocate alt-F4 as you can read from my post, why would I? The more deaths THE MERRIER!!!!!EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T SHARE THE CAUSE OF DESTRUCTION OF ALL IN DAY-Z MUST DIEEE!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blackhawk342 2 Posted August 28, 2012 I rate ideas on a point systemAdvocates killing a large anti bandit group- +2 (its been a while since i fought a group)Wants "ruthless" people who shoot their "teammates" in their backs and run at the first sing of trouble -10No hint of coordination -5 Targets medics -.....I will kill you (and it is personal) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metzgyr 4 Posted August 28, 2012 Some of those things I posted on the bottom part of the post were added for a more dramatic effect you see....But I didn't expect un-brilliant minded individuals other than myself to understand MOOOO HA-HA-HA-HA-HAYOU WILL DIE CAT FROM STARCRAFT YOU WILL BE CAPTURED TORTURED AND HUMILIATED AND STRIPPED OF ANY PRIDE YOU HAVE LEFT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4Lex 15 Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Oh poor you, have u took your therapy this morning? Those 3 green, 5 yellow and 3 red pills.... IRL u your mom hits u, dad rapes u...so u have to lose your frustration somewhere. Oh poor kido.. r u Bullied at school, poor baby, l feel so sry for u...but there are schools for children with special needs that u can attend, or?? :P i have a name for your group: LIB /Low Intelligence Bandits :P :P :PI dont see any problem with the OP, just a guy in forum trying to rally a group of people to fight back The Coalition, its a RPG game and he's doing just that. There's absolutely nothing wrong with his topic // post, maybe not the best in my point of view but still viable.Although if we carefully read the shit you reply it becomes clear that you're the one in need of attention and most likely special care.Besides who even considers learning Croatian as you so arrogantly place it in your 2nd post, its a useless language, as useless as your comments. Edited August 28, 2012 by Hexa88 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
about40sheep 19 Posted August 28, 2012 Oh poor you, have u took your therapy this morning? Those 3 green, 5 yellow and 3 red pills.... IRL u your mom hits u, dad rapes u...so u have to lose your frustration somewhere. Oh poor kido.. r u Bullied at school, poor baby, l feel so sry for u...but there are schools for children with special needs that u can attend, or?? :P i have a name for your group: LIB /Low Intelligence Bandits :P :P :Ptype like a 11 year old school girl, call someone low intelligenceright. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Valkyrie - 89 Posted August 28, 2012 I kill medics on site. If you cannot take care of yourself you should not be playing. I always carry morphine,PK, antibiotics and steak. Also, a real bandit always has some wood stored in his Coyote Backpack. And unlike most chickenshit bandits...I Don't carry no sniper rifle...I prefer close encounter firefights :) M16A1 HOLO SD is my preferred weapon of choice.Flame away lolMedics are neutral folks. I don't see why would someone shoot them because they help both sides. Second, who said I carry only a sniper with me? Foremost, my sniper is only in my backpack and taken out only if needed for counter sniping. My main weapon is my M4 CCO.Last but not least, you call bandits with snipers chickenshits while you are a pussy faggot silenced rifle user. Why not use a rifle without silencer then, if you are so badass ;)Flame away lol 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Valkyrie - 89 Posted August 28, 2012 And at the OP.2 things.You are either a braindead 10 year old by your parents abused child.Or a wannabe super troll.In both cases, a true case for the psychiatry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deppy 5 Posted August 28, 2012 Guys ... In a war there will always be dirty battles and btw being a d*ck is what makes a bandit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites