very serious counter hacking :)

[gambla 118]

After so many ways i've walked, exploring the country, i've now made my home on a little pretty island.

But bad luck, no fresh water for me. Any boats there ? Ehm, no. But hey, why don't use some free public transport ? No need to hurry, the next teleport is never too early, never too late. And after the teleport, let's have a little break first, klick altF4, and enjoy a cigarette. Ok, well, nice to be back in Cherno. Let's do some shopping ! :)

[Erik (DayZ) 61]

What?

[graal_148@hotmail.com 0]

I.. I dont get it..

[Scerun 227]

A message from the future! It appears our lives are in more danger than we think...

Repent, repent!

[- Valkyrie - 89]

Dafuq did I just read.

[papageorgio7 3]

Meth is a hell of a drug.

[Erik (DayZ) 61]

" Location: My Anus " Wow... really?

Edited August 27, 2012 by Erik

[Angryofficer 89]

I sniff school bus seats.

[gambla 118]

Ah, come on guys, is it my bad english or don't you just get the message ? Humor, that's what i'm missing here.

[[ZD] Insertcoins 46]

Ah, come on guys, is it my bad english or don't you just get the message ? Humor, that's what i'm missing here.

Understatement of the year.

[lordopeth 274]

Thats exactly how mad max talked in the first movie.. I got it.

[Toft 61]

i dont get it.. congratz on shopping in cherno ? :)

[LaubSauger 2]

Sit on an island.

Get thirsty and nothing to drink left.

Don't bother taking the long trip to cherno, just wait for a hacker to teleport you there.

Go shopping... whatever..

Thats what he wanted to say i guess.

Edited August 27, 2012 by LaubSauger

[SeNoZinD 19]

i get it :D

[Sneakers O'Toole 57]

Ah, come on guys, is it my bad english or don't you just get the message ? Humor, that's what i'm missing here.

Agreed.

[gambla 118]

I guess people in the forum are only expecting very serious buttheard complains. That's one of the main problems of the community, everything is so serious. Useless to make any jokes. I don't wonder why people get always pissed about everything.

[EMXealot 1]

I guess people in the forum are only expecting very serious buttheard complains. That's one of the main problems of the community, everything is so serious. Useless to make any jokes. I don't wonder why people get always pissed about everything.

It helps if there is a joke...

[puppetworx 474]

This thread is giving me diabetes.

[Angel Knight 427]

I think he means he was stranded on skalisty island without a boat or water, but then he got thunderdomed off the island back to cherno.

[gywidion@msn.com 80]

I think he means he was stranded on skalisty island without a boat or water, but then he got thunderdomed off the island back to cherno.

Would have made more sense if he just said that

[Bullet Catcher 7]

Would have made more sense if he just said that

That would be too simple, and we can't have that....

[sofaplayer@hotmail.com 22]

Some of you guys need to read a bit more of literature. And this comes from a spanish native speaker.

OP, you are a pussy (for alt-f4)!

[RaysGoodLiquor 93]

It's cool, guys. I've never understood German humor.

[svenbreakfast 231]

Humor is hard to translate. I'd like to see these jokesters try to tell a joke on a German forum with a bunch of sarcastic bastards. I saw the humor, but keep in mind most English speakers are barely fluent as is.

[Angel Knight 427]

Would have made more sense if he just said that

The man's German, can't really expect perfect English from him. I got the joke and I actually thought it was kinda funny despite being distorted. To be fair, whenever I attempt a joke in Spanish or in Dutch, no one gets it. My sign language humor works somewhat, although humor in that culture is INCREDIBLY relative and hard to communicate.

At any rate, props and beans OP for attempting a joke in your second language. I got it, although it did take a second.

Edited August 28, 2012 by Angel_