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The Two Dumbest Bandits in Dayz

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So just now I randomly respawned in Cherno without any gear, no backpack, nothing, after logging out last night under a pine tree in the hills behind Stary Sobor. Why did this happen? A hacker? Another of the myriad unresolved bugs that Rocket allows to litter this game like dog shits in an unfinished basement? Who the fuck knows, and besides its not the point of this story.

I decide to make the best of it, assuming I will likely die, and run into Cherno looking for a quick gear up. I hear some gunshots, but I also hear the sounds of zombies being shot, so I'm not particularly worried, and besides I have less than nothing to lose, since death will actually get me more gear than I currently have (D O G S). I'm looking around for the army tents in the northwest part of town, and I notice that someone has broken the glass on the hospital, so I decide to check it out. I run in, start gearing up, and as I go around behind the wall in the middle of building, I run into two dudes in bandit skins couched down around a medical box.

Now my character has literally nothing on it. No gun, no pack, nothing. These two geniuses immediately start firing on my completely unarmed character, except the dude in back doesn't wait for his buddy to get out of the way before he opens up. He unloads right into his friend's torso, missing me entirely, and then proceeds to fire wildly until he runs out of ammo. I am completely unscathed. I start laughing over VOIP and point out that I am completely unarmed, but he reloads and keeps shooting. I see his friend start to move again, so I figure his period of unconsciousness is over, and I run over his legs for good measure. After emptying three entire clips at me as I run around, the guy finally manages to kill me, but not before attracting every zombie in Cherno to the hospital.

So a piece of advice for you fuckups, if you happen to find this thread. I'd get out of banditry if I were you, for your own well being.

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So...he killed you but injured his friend and...

Honestly sounds more like a shitty engine/lag issue then anything else. And yeah the engine and gameplay are both shitty.

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Engine issues aside, I think if you're going to hang around in cherno shooting unarmed players, you should probably A) try not to waste 3 magazine on a guy who can't feasibly hurt you, and B) not shoot your friend in the face.

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They aren't bandits.

Learn to differentiate, people.

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People with or without bandit skins are might be bandits.

Fixed that for you.

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