100'000 humanity, i want my Jesus skin!

[SoulShaper2 243]

When i finally reach my goal of +100'000 humanity i want to transform into jesus, i want other players to look and go "gosh, thats jesus! he looks pretty cool!"

I want to be able to:

1. Walk on water
   
2. Infinate source of wine from the lakes
   
3. Be able to have 1 can and feed my entire squad
   
4. Take less bullet damage, cos ya know my dads god n all
   
5. have a massive giant shining beam of fricken light that follow's me around
   
6. shoot lasers from my eyes
   
7. Fly
   
8. Ride dolphines round cherno laughing at newbs
   
9. Snipers that shoot me blow up instantly
   
10. able to ride a donkey and when i go past an animation plays on zombies that they lay down palm leaves infront of me
    
11. have Egale vision from AC
    
12. be able to call animals to my aid/eat them when seen fit
    

So what ya all think? good idea huh! B)

[Bubba Jones 30]

I could be slightly mistaken, but I don't think some of those are historically accurate ;)

[kingochaos 131]

Yea, thats an awesome idea... o course to balance it i want a satan skin when i hit -100,000! With way cooler super powers!

[gamerer 65]

I'll be sending you to Jesus if I see you in-game. Goddamn Goody Two-Shoes :|

[mp44christos 14]

u sir have my BEANZ!!!! Freaking hilarious!!!

[SoulShaper2 243]

I could be slightly mistaken, but I don't think some of those are historically accurate ;)

You sir have obviously never read my version of the bible!

Yea, thats an awesome idea... o course to balance it i want a satan skin when i hit -100,000! With way cooler super powers!

We should balance it, then me and you fight it out while our minions watch in awe!

[spuddy0108 185]

i have a long way to go with my -173490. Don't know how that happened either. Havn't even done much pvp lately. I did kill a guy who posted here on the forum saying he was stuck in the unconscious bug. I even saved 2 people today!

[SoulShaper2 243]

haha it might have been a bug, some people noticed it :P

I been playing 6 months, 7 kills, 3 of them were bandits

[Survivor Tyler 77]

Yea, thats an awesome idea... o course to balance it i want a satan skin when i hit -100,000! With way cooler super powers!

Well.. Wheres my satan skin D:

[chipdemon@yahoo.com 57]

Would you settle for a halo?

[SoulShaper2 243]

Well.. Wheres my satan skin D:

I think, i may be one of the few to reach 60k humanity legit and not shooting friends in the leg, whereas everyone will be satan!

[SoulShaper2 243]

Would you settle for a halo?

Can i still ride dolphines and shoot lazers?

[Bonehead3535 105]

Don't you mean god mode?(literrally)

[chipdemon@yahoo.com 57]

Can i still ride dolphines and shoot lazers?

Once its implimented you can ride a dolphin that shoots lazers out of its eyes.

[SoulShaper2 243]

Don't you mean god mode?(literrally)

Don't be silly, god mode is god mode! this is jesus mode, when will people learn?

Once its implimented you can ride a dolphin that shoots lazers out of its eyes.

Only if people with the jesus skin can do it, its fine by me

[HeadSh0tBrent 1]

I'll be sending you to Jesus if I see you in-game. Goddamn Goody Two-Shoes :|

[starwarsfan@gmx.de 450]

I support this idea, just for the lulz... have some beans. :beans:

[trylan 25]

sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads!?

[SoulShaper2 243]

Why thank you kind sir =) i've had a bad day with server hackers and my heli teleporting to its spawn unrepaird, so i wrote it to make myself laugh, didnt think it would even get 1 beanz!

[Yatagan 62]

How'd you get +100,000? The game spawns me with -25,000...

[chipdemon@yahoo.com 57]

How'd you get +100,000? The game spawns me with -25,000...

From his sig i'd say he is probably a medic, and doesnt go around shooting everyone he meets.

[bazbake 456]

Be able to have 1 can and feed my entire squad

Only if it's a can of sardines, of course.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Dont forget the bad ass beard!

[Spycrab 5]

100K = Jesus

99K to 50K = Mega angel (wut)

49K to 20K = Angel

19K to 8K = Part-angel

7K to 1K = Doctor

0K = Person

-1K to -7K = Bandit

-8K to -19K = Demon minion

-20K to 49K = Demon

-50K to 99K = Fire demon

-100K = Anti-christ.

Edited August 25, 2012 by Spycrab

[starwarsfan@gmx.de 450]

Would you settle for a halo?

lol, I actually kinda like the idea. :D

Have some beans: :beans: