The unrealistic request forum.

[NoAverageJoe 15]

Hi All.

Here is a new unrealistic request forum when you can ask for all the things that will never make it into the mods or standalone game. I will kick this off...

1. Port dayz to android and put in a system where you can team up with and bandit kill people also playing on android devices in your immediate vicinity.

2. Add Kinect support so you can surrender and solute in full bodied motions.

3. Add wheelbarrows as external inventory storage with 40 slots can you can push between towns on looting sprees.

4. Pets, allow the ability to capture and tame the wild animals of chererous and use them in battle (Gottal catch them all :D )

What about you guys n gals?

Regards

Joe

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

Average, Joe.

[GlaciusTS 7]

The ability to attempt to break in any animal as a mount. We should done this long ago IRL. Why ride horses when you could ride bears?

[GlaciusTS 7]

Oops double post. Why does my iPhone keep doing this?

Edited August 23, 2012 by GlaciusTS

[The Power Nap 21]

Jump Kicks

Soccer Mini Game

Team Fortress Style Hats

Chest Bumps, with associated buffs for showing love to your brochachos (no homo)

Bike Locks

Player built Breweries

Manticores

David Bowie

Playable arcade machines in run down pizzerias in both Polana and Dubrovka, extra pancakes if both "Splatterhouse" and "Rastan" are implemented

Repairable Smart Cars

Repairable Stunt Planes

High Heel Shoes

Repairable NASCAR racers

Jellyfish

A large Minotaur that roams the area of Guglovo. When he sees you he screams "DADDY!" and runs at you full boar. Drops NVGs.

Repairable Ice Cream Trucks. Plays the music whenever it moves. Extra pancakes if the music speeds up the faster the truck goes.

Collectible DVD minigame.

Forest Fires.

Armies of Religious fanatics believing this is the end-times, converting or killing anybody they see.

The ability to ring the church bell.

Sailboats

Road signs as melee weapons

Zombies as melee weapons

No paved roads

Pet Cats

Rat Traps, more common than bear-traps. Breaks toe instead of leg.

Deploy-able two story houses.

Repairable Air Conditioners.

Repairable Steam Roller.

Air Horns as items. A lot like the Enfield, spawns in a lot of zombies who chase you down.

BB Guns.

Repairable double decker buses.

Haircuts.

Edited August 23, 2012 by The Power Nap

[sonicrainbrony 136]

Laser eyes

[clever 12]

Hey guess what, the suggestion forum is exactly what you're talking about. 90% of suggestions are stupid and unrealistic.

[sonicrainbrony 136]

Hey guess what, the suggestion forum is exactly what you're talking about. 90% of suggestions are stupid and unrealistic.

So much this.

[paranoidkitten 0]

Player built Breweries

Repairable Ice Cream Trucks. Plays the music whenever it moves. Extra pancakes if the music speeds up the faster the truck goes.

Forest Fires.

The ability to ring the church bell.

Road signs as melee weapons

Rat Traps, more common than bear-traps. Breaks toe instead of leg.

Repairable Steam Roller.

Air Horns as items. A lot like the Enfield, spawns in a lot of zombies who chase you down.

These would all either be awesome, hilarious or both. especially if the icecream truck music excessively pulled zombies, same with church bell

[sonicrainbrony 136]

Okay, l want to see laser eyes on players and zombies, killstreaks and various other things from Call of Duty

[The Power Nap 21]

These would all either be awesome, hilarious or both. especially if the icecream truck music excessively pulled zombies, same with church bell

Zombies want ice cream, but they can't pay so they just punch.

Sounds like a lyric from a song, either heavy metal or ska.

[Capercaillie 16]

Oops double post. Why does my iPhone keep doing this?

Because it's an iPhone?

[Cronic (DayZ) 35]

Rape animation & squealing?

[weld 26]

Laser sight for Enfield.

Strobe flashlight mode.

Shopping carts - can store items and can be ridden down hills.

Skateboards.

Roller skates.

Roller blades.

Jet skis.

Cigarettes.

Beer.

Broken beer bottles.

Deer.

Cell phones that don't work.

Spoiled food.

Hang gliders.

Nailgun as a weapon.

Chop down trees with a hatchet.

Chop down trees with a machine gun.

Cash register in every market lootable, only contains cash.

Helmet for bike riding.

Knock another player unconscious with your rifle.

Zombies that mumble somewhat coherent things so you get curious.

Go blind from staring at the sun.

Lootable eye pro.

Go deaf from all the gunfire.

Lootable ear pro.

Potato as battery.

People sized hamster wheel to power some lights for the town.

Hydroelectric buoys to harvest energy from the ocean so we can power the sprinkler system.

Matches and flares used to burn down buildings.

Single concrete blocks for general construction.

Spiders.

Infected spiders.

Random shelling from orbital artillery.

Manually propelled boats (oars for the boats on the shore).

Climb trees.

Make tree forts.

Buildings randomly destroyed on server reboot.

Gain blood by being courageous.

Too much blood causes heart problems.

Edible vegetation.

Edible weaponry.

[Brint 40]

Deployable Slip n' Slides.

[PhantomHunta 28]

The ability to lasso the moon and use it as a flail on the entirety of Chernarus.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Glitch free airfields

A enterable Costume shop with lootable skins so i can run around as Batman.

Edited August 24, 2012 by DemonGroover

[Caplock 9]

Kinect on pc? Ummm ok...

[The_Weapon1 33]

I want to be able to find a wild giraffe and ride through elektro.

[malau (DayZ) 36]

Every 1,000 zombie kills you get a FREE RESPAWN PASS, so when you are killed you get to respawn with all your kit.