sostronk 334 Posted August 22, 2012 Im just a friendly survivor looking to survive. If you run into me I will be friendly and help you out if you need it. I live off the land eating my steak and baked beans. Then queue baddy bandit. Clearly he is too accustomed to killing coastal cuties that stand still for him, because he can’t hit me while Im serpentine running. I could easily kill him, but why would I waste ammo and my positive humanity on a scrub who can’t aim? But his aggro is annoying and I feel I need to exact my revenge. I take cover and do what is needed. I hit escape and Disconnect. There is something about the click as I disconnect. It sounds like victory. No, I didn’t kill him, but I destroyed him on the inside. He lost another kill because he can’t aim. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[email protected] 7 Posted August 22, 2012 You bad, son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDesigner 1197 Posted August 22, 2012 Are you expecting praise? Because the thing I hate more than a bandit is a coward combat logger. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bash Arkin 266 Posted August 22, 2012 (edited) I love it, Let the flaming begin *Clear's Throat* Don't get on my server with that mentality. Edited August 22, 2012 by Shy Guy Sterlok 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koala (DayZ) 4 Posted August 22, 2012 I don't know what you are trying to achieve by posting this.. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuchHigher 65 Posted August 22, 2012 Sooo... this hasnt been team deathmatch the whole time? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sostronk 334 Posted August 22, 2012 I just want to express my <3 to all the bandits out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlawbigpappa 17 Posted August 22, 2012 You are the scum of what is left of this apocalyptic game earth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skull (DayZ) 0 Posted August 22, 2012 Im just a friendly survivor looking to survive. If you run into me I will be friendly and help you out if you need it. I live off the land eating my steak and baked beans. Then queue baddy bandit. Clearly he is too accustomed to killing coastal cuties that stand still for him, because he can’t hit me while Im serpentine running. I could easily kill him, but why would I waste ammo and my positive humanity on a scrub who can’t aim? But his aggro is annoying and I feel I need to exact my revenge. I take cover and do what is needed. I hit escape and Disconnect. There is something about the click as I disconnect. It sounds like victory. No, I didn’t kill him, but I destroyed him on the inside. He lost another kill because he can’t aim.good job m8ty, h8 all those scrote bandits who never move out of the main towns, only ppl complaining are the scrote bandits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fitzkrieg 129 Posted August 22, 2012 I'm a survivor that enjoys surviving... but I also enjoy a sense of risk and thrill. Bandits shooting at me is an invitation to shoot back, granted, I would never shoot at a survivor, but damn son, you're not fooling anyone, you're a wuss that would hide from such an easy bandit kill. I have the hero skin, and I have gotten it by bandit kills and medical help for survivors. Shame there's people like you, combat logging scrub. I have combat logged once, and that was from a hacker with a full retard as50. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hassman 11 Posted August 22, 2012 obvious troll is obvious 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gambles 234 Posted August 22, 2012 (edited) Ya know what I hate more than combat logging which has little to no effect on me? Dupers, Scripters, and Shoot on Sight. Most people dupe, almost everybody shoots on sight, and scripters are a huge problem atm. So ya, I don't mind, combat log it's the least of my worries. Edited August 22, 2012 by Gambles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buick72 27 Posted August 22, 2012 Wait, when I admitted to combat logging I thought it meant dropping a brick in my pants when I heard AS50 shots landing at my feet.It means disconnecting? Huh, guess I don't combat log then.... Well, least not the disconnecting part *cough* 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captainwaffles 41 Posted August 22, 2012 This guy is a fucking prick but anyway why hate bandits? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDesigner 1197 Posted August 22, 2012 good job m8ty, h8 all those scrote bandits who never move out of the main towns, only ppl complaining are the scrote banditsSomeone needs parental block on their Internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted August 22, 2012 I'm not a bandit but OP is a douche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sostronk 334 Posted August 22, 2012 Stat whores gonna hate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josh225 129 Posted August 23, 2012 Wait, when I admitted to combat logging I thought it meant dropping a brick in my pants when I heard AS50 shots landing at my feet.It means disconnecting? Huh, guess I don't combat log then.... Well, least not the disconnecting part *cough*Laughed rather hard at that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGreenwald 49 Posted August 23, 2012 lmao this OP is my hero, Look at all the rage comming from everyone... Trolling you all like little bitches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonicrainbrony 136 Posted August 23, 2012 Expecting approval/praise. Not gonna get any. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gambla 118 Posted August 23, 2012 Yes, OP, live of the land and eat your steaks for the next months. You'll soon get so bored that you kindly ask for any bandits. With such a story you're one of the same kind as all other trolls, cheaters, hackers and script kiddies who seek attention. Get mature. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowley 0 Posted August 23, 2012 Gotta love all the butthurt bandits. Keep it up OP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gambla 118 Posted August 23, 2012 You play a mod, based on a military simulator, full of weapons of any kind. Why don't you play any Greenpeace simulator ? And what you do is in no way a personal style of playing a game. You use a basic windows function to close the current process running, you simply close the game you're playing and have to change to another server. This is just ridiculous. I have to laugh thinking about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlindProphet 34 Posted August 23, 2012 Stat whores gonna hate.I couldn't care less about my stats and your post there makes me want to hunt you down and kill you over and over again every time you spawn just because... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sostronk 334 Posted August 23, 2012 Dem bandits are getting mad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites