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Hackers can turn into dogs now???

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So me and two friends are in the northeast side of chernarus, and I'm talking wayy the fuck northeast, as in our Y-coordinate was something ridiculous like 17. Then, while running, my character literally fucking trips and breaks his legs. My friend fixes me up with morphine, and, thinking it was just another glitch, we keep going. All of a sudden, one of my friends goes "Holy shit there's 5 guys over there and they all have dogs" Then, a rabbit starts jumping on him yelling "I'm friendly, don't gut me". Me and my other friend are trying to figure out what the fuck is going on, when we hear another guy yell "bark bark bark bark bark bark I'm a dog bark bark bark bark bark". Then, a fucking dog runs up to us and starts running around us. One of my friends panicked and shot, and we immediately got a rain of gunfire in return. The friend who shot was killed instantly, losing his SVD, an FN FAL, a rangefinder, GPS, NVGs, and most importantly, a Makarov. My other friend alt+F4ed, and I took something to the knee (it wasn't a goddamn arrow), I'm not sure whether it was a bullet or the dog because everyone I saw had an AS50, which should have instantly killed me. Anyway, I'm currently bleeding on the floor passed out with broken legs in the middle of nowhere on the most remote spot on chernarus.

TL;DR version: I tripped and got attacked by dogs

The reason I made this thread is not to bitch about the hacking, however, because I found it kind of funny, and I'm glad the hacker had some sort of class rather than just teleporting me to Kamenka and killing me. No, the reason I made this thread is because, as you may have noticed, dogs aren't in the game yet! So how the fuck is the hacker able to turn into a dog? And does this confirm that dogs are in the game code and will be added?

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I believe dogs are in Arma, similar to the vehicles they script in, that aren't officially in DayZ.

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I had one sneak up on me while I was camp-sniping noobs.

I immediately alt-f4'd. I'm not waiting for his hacker pals to show up and shoot me in the ass.

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I've had a few run ins with scripters turning into bunnies. One of them went into the office building in Elektro and when he got to the roof turned into a bunny to safely check for loot without getting shot (you'd think a scripter would just script whatever they need in, they aren't too bright). On another occasion I was raiding deerstands on the way to Novy and two bunnies went running past me together, I thought it was odd that there were 2 on almost the exact same path and that path happened to by my own path to the next deerstand but unfortunately it wasn't enough for me to think to abort. When I came down from the deerstand I got shot by them in the back and they angrily screamed "FUCKING NOOB!" over the mic.

I've yet to meet a scripter with 'class'.

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Dogs aren't the only tool of the hackers pure tom-foolery, they can also be GOATS! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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