Noose (DayZ)

Get this fuckin dog a leash. Unbelievable! >:(

I'm pretty happy they left fisting out of the game, boy would that make me sad.

I lol'd. But seriously OP, are you really this desperate?

I read this as "Found a box, took what we wanted and blew it up, conscience questions this move so someone tell me it's okay"

Decent troll...lacks creativity. hmmm 4/10.

Usually I'm pretty good at reading walls of text. This one made my mind wander so far away it has yet to return. tl;ttr?

I'd like to see threads about dying to zombies deleted. Cuz i mean really? ....really?

This thread is awful.

Let me guess...you had a stroke and that's what killed you. Bout as likely as the rest of your story.

Show me a video of a guy getting shot by a 50 cal and not being completely fucked and I will condone the removal of 1 shot kills.

Very much appreciate the tl;dr warning. tl;dr

I'm pretty sure you didn't get killed by hackers. I'm betting you're just completely oblivious to your surroundings, and because of this you don't see people, so you call them hackers.

.....Am I the only one not laughing?

This must be so witty it went right over my head. Could you please elaborate?

Hey, I didn't read any of this thread. Just wanted to point out that it's spelled weeks. I know it's not necessary to point out, but I'm trying to level up my forum char...you understand, right?