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Hey guys be careful where you park the (insert vehicle name here), we hav...had...tents....

Dude, I just found a mostly functioning ATV on this bridge, just a little hull damage.....*BOOM*

I'm going to whip around and kill this zombie chasing me, sec. *whips around* OHMYGAWDMYLEGS!

Hey man, we found a heli parked in these trees, score! *BOOM*

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Friendlies in Cherno?

Where'd you go? Oh, there you are.

Nothing here but tin cans and Makarov mags.

Got any spare STANAG/STANAG SD's on you?

Got any AKM mags? Only 30 rnd. AK? Ok...

I put *insert item* in your backpack.

Got blood? I need a transfusion.

Got morphine? I have a broken bone.

Got painkillers? I'm shaking.

We'll hit up this *supermarket/fire station/factory/barracks* before we head out.

You hear that?

Why do you have a heatpack/crowbar?

We should go hunting pretty soon.

Who keeps throwing flares and fucking with my NVG's?

Is the AS50 TWS in the game?

Oh shit, a roadblock!

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The response to this thread has been very overwhelming and all I have to say to that is: thanks guys!

The response has been so big in fact that when I wrote down all the suggestions i thought worthy of being filmed and included my own ideas I ended up with 67 lines. that's a lot, and it's going to be fun trying to edit it down to include only the best stuff.

However, the overwhelmingly large amount of lines has made it neccesary to make characters. I could use a little help with this. So far I've got the army clothes-guy character who takes the game very seriously, the noob and.. i don't really have an idea for a "normal" character yet. I need a little help with this so I thought I'd ask: what characters do you know of that I should use?

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"Fuck I spawned in Kamenka, wait a minute im going to suicide to Zombies so I can spawn in Cherno"

"Just going to hit up Cherno then Ill meet up with you North of Cherno"... Five hours later, still haven't "met up" with them.

"Friendly?" BOOM

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My partner..

How do i swap my main gun ?..wait up..ill just..what the hell?.. hey where did my ak 74 go ? It was right in my backpack !

I dunno..i was just refilling my bottle and now all of my shit is on the bottom ?

Yeh..did it again..jumped off a deerstand..i keep thinking we are in Crysis.

Why is all of my meat on the ground?

Oh yeh ..Like that zed saw me from there !! crack..

Nah im not bleeding..all good..HEY! HEY! IM BLEEDING!!

How come all i find is watches and cans ?

Do you need a watch ?

Morphine ? let me look..umm..nah, i have three epi pens ... we cant use them hey ?

Ha! Look at that zed..he has a tie !

Your always so much faster than me ! ummm..i'm crouch running again hey..

Awwww..check out the dragonfly

Awwww... look at the dandelions

OH LOOK ! its a butterfly!

A TENT! ITS A TENT! ..wait up..its a rock.

She makes my game a lot more amusing but the amount of times i have hit the dirt because of butterflies is fucking insane.

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- Is that a car?!

-I'm dead...

-Was that you shooting? (to a friend)

-Whats that noise?

-I am NOT going to cherno right now.

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"There's a ten- Oh don't worry, just a rock"

"PLAYER!!!!!!"

"Helicopter crash, yus!"

"Why the fuck doesn't Rocket just delete the things that are causing artifacting?"

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With the suggestions you gave and the ones I came up with myself I ended up on 117 lines that I shot 3 times for 3 different characters. I just started the editing process and it's going to take a whole helluva lot longer than I anticipated.

I'm probably going to end up cutting it up into a few episodes so if you have more suggestions bring them on.

Thanks to everyone and stay tuned for the video! :D

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Ya, you can.

He was being sarcastic, and replying to shit DayZ players say. He wasn't asking, fyi.

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"Oooohhhh yes, it hurts but it feels so good!"

I actually heard that over direct communication voice chat in Electro. Think it was coming from the school.

I promptly left and have never returned since.

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"I put an AS50 in my backpack but it's not there"

"Any spare beans"

"Told you not to fire that Enfield here"

"These graphics are terrible" (was in debug zone)

"I got flares gimmie a sec" (throws grenade at feet)

"Is friendly fire on"

"How do i invite you to my party"

"Whys this zed climbing a ladder"

"I need to eat every half hour? Where's the deworming pills at"

"Hey don't run me ove...."

"Got any FAL ammo"

"Lets go round green mountain this time"

"How come i only run into crashed helicopters at night"

"Oy that's me your hitting"

"Who just ran past the door, omg there's only me on this server"

"Ooh, chase me"

"Whys this bus going 2mph down a hill"

"Gdi my legs broke on this fence"

"OMG a bunny took me out"

"Hey look theres Elektr...."

"Nah its still not loaded properly, im can hear myself but there's just white dots on the screen."

"I'm reloading, it didnt give me a makarov"

"Yeah lets swin there, huh wheres my backpack?"

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I totally hate hackers, but can I keep the G36C I "found" today?

Beans being airdropped to your location, my fine brethren

"I just found a bandit tent"

"I just found a bandit camp"

"I have a solution to the bandit problem"

Edited by Hawk24
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Beans being airdropped to your location, my fine brethren

"I just found a bandit tent"

"I just found a bandit camp"

"I have a solution to the bandit problem"

Close bean support incoming!

And let's not forget the all time classic: "I got killed with a dildo, Rocket has to remove dildos from the game."

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My legs are broken, and we have no morphene. You'll have to. . . finish the job.

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I just spent the past 2 days splicing up all the footage into the lines I'm going to use in the video. I will start to actually edit tomorrow, for now I'm going to bed.

I'm going to re-shoot 1 line tomorrow so if you have any other lines that haven't been suggested already this is your final chance! video will probably be up within 24 hours.

Thank you for all your support and wonderful suggestions :)

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I want to thank each and every one of you for all of your wonderful suggestions! Unfortunately I won't be able to credit anyone in particular because a lot of people said the same things and many I had thought of myself and so on. It just wouldn't be fair to anyone. Therefore I credited the entire community in the description!

Here is the link to the gallery post with the video, enjoy it! :D

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/82628-shit-dayz-players-say/

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