DannyFilming 250 Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) It's finished, thank you for all your suggestions!Here is the gallery post for the video: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/82628-shit-dayz-players-say/Original post:Some ideas just come to you! :D I got the idea to make a "shit dayz players say" video a couple of minutes ago because I think it would be hilarious! :DSo please, post your ideas to "Shit DayZ players say" here in this thread and if I like them I will put them in the video.EDIT: I want to clear things up and say that it's not "shit new players say" or "shit noobs say" it's "shit dayz players say". all players, regardless.I just thought of this idea so I haven't throught it through just yet but here are some lines from the top of my head:okeeeey, what the fuck is this...my screen is all blackwhere am i?how the hell do you jump!?friendly! ...aaaaaaw :(this game is brokeni hate this game!..... just one more tryMOUNTAIN FUCKING DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh cool a crossbow! (cut)...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Edited August 28, 2012 by DannyFilming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoRegrets 495 Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) Chernoroagoarsk"I just got teleported""Player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""I need food""I need something to drink""I swear i heard shots""I got killed by a hacker ... so obvious""He aborted lol""There is a ... ah nevermind""Is that you?""Where are you?""I heard shots""I'm dead""Can you pickup my gun?""Bandaging myself!""I dont have a bandage"you definitely have to put in scenes of yourself saying NOTHING and just running around in the woods ... because "nothing" is what DayZ players primarly say Edited August 21, 2012 by NoRegrets 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lordopeth 274 Posted August 21, 2012 I been playing this game for a solid 12 hours, this game sucks. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M O N S T E R 599 Posted August 21, 2012 I thought we spawned with a gun?-MONSTER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tobu 34 Posted August 21, 2012 When in doubt, double tap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resin_ 97 Posted August 21, 2012 Shots fired. I'm dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gogster (DayZ) 626 Posted August 21, 2012 Which way is north? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex =TE= (DayZ) 218 Posted August 21, 2012 "It's a sandbox game!""It's an alpha alpha!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide_I 16 Posted August 21, 2012 Why is my screen tearing?I just got a tag!Fuck I don't have any food Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jobel 0 Posted August 21, 2012 "Don't shoot! Friendly!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jgut90 71 Posted August 21, 2012 Friendly, friendly. *dead* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nucleqrwinter@gmail.com 156 Posted August 21, 2012 "I'm stuck on loading again.""Teleported again, fuck my life""I spawned at Solnichniy, god damn it!""Sniper shooting at us! [...] FUCK THAT SHIT""What the hell I just broke a leg""I can't see shit because of all those fucking glitches!""FLUSHING MADE IT WORSE""Where the fuck is the bike I've hidden ?"etc. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teach (DayZ) 45 Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) "There's a player in the bush.. Guys, there's a player there over by the bushes!! .... Nevermind, it's a pig""Fucking Kamenka" Edited August 21, 2012 by Teach 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Jesus 723 Posted August 21, 2012 "Is that a tent ... Nevermind just a rock.""Shots fired, is that you." (as you and a friend both fire shots at each other). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nucleqrwinter@gmail.com 156 Posted August 21, 2012 "Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd of course I'm bleeding now.""What the hell? I shot it in the head!""I flipped the ATV" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bottlerocket 205 Posted August 21, 2012 Ahem ...."Who's shooting in Cherno?" 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank_scorpio 41 Posted August 21, 2012 a fucking car i see a car .....holy shit fuck look at all those zombies .......fuck me im dead .....we've been made ruuuuuuuuuuuuun!!.............i see a sniper ! fuck all ive got is a marakov!........im gonna die of starvation soon ...........im gonna die of dehydration soon........is this cherno ?........im pretty sure this is elektro ..........ive been running for hours .......help all my bones are broken !!.........i fuckin LOVE this mod ! :D :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockwood 10 Posted August 21, 2012 how do i switch backpacks?oh shit i just glitched my gun awayfucking loading...i'm nearing positive humanity, quick let me get out and shoot that guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trickpat42 6 Posted August 21, 2012 "My hatchet reloads." 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col. Kurtz (DayZ) 91 Posted August 21, 2012 Target!Where?Um ahhhhhhhh errrrr what way is east? Too late hes gone........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PoisonedAl 128 Posted August 21, 2012 "MOVEMENT!""WHERE?!""IN THE TREES!!!""WHERE!?!""THERE!!! SEE IT?""... It's a pig!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red_Sky 140 Posted August 21, 2012 "AS50's and M107's need to be removed from the game" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col. Kurtz (DayZ) 91 Posted August 21, 2012 "MOVEMENT!""WHERE?!""IN THE TREES!!!""WHERE!?!""THERE!!! SEE IT?""... It's a pig!"YES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironman Tetsuo 181 Posted August 21, 2012 Bring back side-chat!Alt-F4 is part of the game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
