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Shit DayZ players say (contribute!)

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It's finished, thank you for all your suggestions!

Here is the gallery post for the video: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/82628-shit-dayz-players-say/

Original post:

Some ideas just come to you! :D I got the idea to make a "shit dayz players say" video a couple of minutes ago because I think it would be hilarious! :D

So please, post your ideas to "Shit DayZ players say" here in this thread and if I like them I will put them in the video.

EDIT: I want to clear things up and say that it's not "shit new players say" or "shit noobs say" it's "shit dayz players say". all players, regardless.

I just thought of this idea so I haven't throught it through just yet but here are some lines from the top of my head:

okeeeey, what the fuck is this...

my screen is all black

where am i?

how the hell do you jump!?

friendly! ...aaaaaaw :(

this game is broken

i hate this game!..... just one more try

MOUNTAIN FUCKING DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh cool a crossbow! (cut)...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Chernoroagoarsk

"I just got teleported"

"Player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I need food"

"I need something to drink"

"I swear i heard shots"

"I got killed by a hacker ... so obvious"

"He aborted lol"

"There is a ... ah nevermind"

"Is that you?"

"Where are you?"

"I heard shots"

"I'm dead"

"Can you pickup my gun?"

"Bandaging myself!"

"I dont have a bandage"

you definitely have to put in scenes of yourself saying NOTHING and just running around in the woods ... because "nothing" is what DayZ players primarly say

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I been playing this game for a solid 12 hours, this game sucks.

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"I'm stuck on loading again."

"Teleported again, fuck my life"

"I spawned at Solnichniy, god damn it!"

"Sniper shooting at us! [...] FUCK THAT SHIT"

"What the hell I just broke a leg"

"I can't see shit because of all those fucking glitches!"

"FLUSHING MADE IT WORSE"

"Where the fuck is the bike I've hidden ?"

etc.

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"There's a player in the bush.. Guys, there's a player there over by the bushes!! .... Nevermind, it's a pig"

"Fucking Kamenka"

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"Is that a tent ... Nevermind just a rock."

"Shots fired, is that you." (as you and a friend both fire shots at each other).

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a fucking car i see a car .....

holy shit fuck look at all those zombies .......

fuck me im dead .....

we've been made ruuuuuuuuuuuuun!!.............

i see a sniper ! fuck all ive got is a marakov!........

im gonna die of starvation soon ...........

im gonna die of dehydration soon........

is this cherno ?........

im pretty sure this is elektro ..........

ive been running for hours .......

help all my bones are broken !!.........

i fuckin LOVE this mod ! :D :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans:

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how do i switch backpacks?

oh shit i just glitched my gun away

fucking loading...

i'm nearing positive humanity, quick let me get out and shoot that guy

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"AS50's and M107's need to be removed from the game"

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