jessicatracy 0 Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) -snip- Edited August 21, 2012 by Legacy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samfisherchaos 4 Posted August 21, 2012 wow you again you really can't stop spam these days can you :rolleyes: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sostronk 334 Posted August 21, 2012 Whats the odds someone comes in here and is like "help me I need to get out of the country nao". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted August 21, 2012 Can I have a false South African passports? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vexus 25 Posted August 21, 2012 Dear Jessica,Please help me get a passport.I am stuck in Chernarus. I have a Makarov pistol and a single magazine. There are zombies everywhere. Please forge me a document, I cannot stand this soviet lifestyle. I can pay in beans, lots of beans.Your friend,Vexus 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doom4mr 135 Posted August 21, 2012 Do you sell DayZ patches? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted August 21, 2012 LOOK JESSICA YOU STUPID BITCH, THE LAST TIME YOU POSTED THIS STUFF I ORDERED A FALSE AFRICAN PASSPORT.THAT WAS OVER A MONTH AGO.IF YOU DON'T GET ME IT SOON I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MUTILATE YOUR DOG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beafy 11 Posted August 21, 2012 I think its funny, because 90% of DayZ players are under 18... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bottlerocket 205 Posted August 21, 2012 WTF is a 'Camouflage passport'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blindingsun 233 Posted August 21, 2012 what about prostitutes? do you do those? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legacy (DayZ) 1091 Posted August 21, 2012 LockedYou guys are morons :V 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
