Wanted: room mates for flat share in Cherno. Must be fabulous.

[Nurse Kobra 25]

Count me in! I'll bring some whiskey bottles and soft drinks. Maybe a few pills, too. And I'll be wearing my best outfit - totally F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!

How are you planning to stop the local scum from crashing the party, though? Private security?

[Faceman Peck 93]

Friendship is Magical. Come now.

friendship is awesome but it has nothing to do with my little pony. thats just twisted freaky business right there

[w_epley 37]

Are the asshole that moved above me? You need to turn down your music. I can't fucking sleep at night.

[Ovrclck 21]

Damn new age punks ! You kids so much as try and play any sort of dubstep and i will come up those stairs and plow an esp flying v so far up your ass you will have to pluck strungs in your throat so you can shit! I heard all about your little' bbq parties' in the woods..and let me say..i haven't shuddered and grimaced that wildly in a long time..not since i kicked the lower tenants out for duping mountain dew, fucking weirdos ! Dont make me come up there boy..i like my peace and quiet in these apartments and i got a rusty old axe that is damn near itching to be swung !

The landlord.

Wait, no love for Jackson's? :D

[Bernd (DayZ) 134]

Ok guys I'm back in town and tomorrow is the night to get down! Post here if you can supply chemlights, light snacks and sensational disco music.

Wednesday, 10pm UK time is the time to remember. I'll pm you all the server well in advance. Stay fabulous, friends, and let's set this place ablaze!

[Element47 2480]

oh man.. i wont be able to join until the somewhat later evening, so i'll miss the opening.. but i have that audition goin on.. some screen-time hungry amateurs really need my attention, and i cant let them hang there now, can i?

i will definitely be able to provide smoke and lights of varying colours and i also have that rad "lasershow from the mid-eighties" gadget stashed somewhere (or at least thats what L85 stands for, i think), so dont go to bed too early,as i'll definitely be hitting the scene!

[puppetworx 474]

mfw reading this thread.

[[ZD] Insertcoins 46]

This is why whe can't have nice things.

[WargameKlok 166]

wait I'm in, PM me, I'll be there. No beans but have a light stick!

[Bernd (DayZ) 134]

Guys, it's 20:48 and my DJ has pulled out. The party is off....

...but back on for Saturday! Interested parties please pm me and we can get this show on the road!

[Vipala 32]

What... the fuck

[Hetstaine 10852]

Guys, it's 20:48 and my DJ has pulled out. The party is off....

...but back on for Saturday! Interested parties please pm me and we can get this show on the road!

Typical new age chaps , couldn't organise a piss up if you were stuck in brewery. I guess i will just go back to swilling a few man beers and waiting.

[TheLoneRanger (DayZ) 22]

This thread is full of so much win, even with the MLP endorsements. LOL

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

im in.. shall bring the chemlights and flares!!

[Wargunner 55]

Hahaha, I'm just imagining that late night walk home scene from Shaun Of The Dead, lol.

[svenbreakfast 231]

Damn new age punks ! You kids so much as try and play any sort of dubstep

Yo Hetstaine, people used to clown metal too. At least dubstep isn't American Idol or fuking Justin Beaver! I dig those wicked bass lines :)

[Bernd (DayZ) 134]

Don't listen to the naysayers, party fans. Saturday night will set the map alight - and although it might be a thrillingly brief experience given my open roof policy (no face control here!), those who miss it will *wish* they were dead!

Watch this space - and remember - those ghillie suits are *so* last month!

[Hetstaine 10852]

Yo Hetstaine, people used to clown metal too. At least dubstep isn't American Idol or fuking Justin Beaver! I dig those wicked bass lines :)

This is true..the original underground step is great shit, its just all of the mainstream stuff is monotonously lamo. :) and as you know this is the crap that always makes it to the radio..of which i have to put up with at work ..fucking mainstream man. American Idol, UK Idol, Australian Idol....shudder.

[Bernd (DayZ) 134]

Tonight is the night!

Party people - I need your help! Please hunt for party gear and distribute the flyer below to any dancefloor divas you know. I'll be rocking an oh-so-macho camouflage ensemble - wear what you like, but travel light! The venue is marvellous, but the neighbourhood does tend to go *bang*!

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Edited September 1, 2012 by Bernd

[GodOfGrain 191]

Yo we will come :D

[puppetworx 474]

Shit's gonna be tight.

[Bernd (DayZ) 134]

Hey party people!

Make sure you have dayz commander installed - you'll need to roll back to version 1.7.2.4

Wink wink!

Start makin your way to Cherno now guys - we are just setting up.

[WargameKlok 166]

I dusted off my platforms for this soiree and found that they've shrunk or my feet got bigger. I thought the human body stopped growing at 18!?!?

Very disappointed :/

[Bernd (DayZ) 134]

DISCO IN 1/2 an hour gentlemen - downgrade thru dayz commander and get to Cherno apartments!

Using 1.2.7.4 - don't use sixlauncher party fans!

Join tmw teamspeak and message 'party bernd'

Edited September 1, 2012 by Bernd

[Bernd (DayZ) 134]

ok guys hit me up on skype - friendlybernd - -and the disco is about to start! Make sure you roll back to version 1.2.7.4 in dayz commander - and we are ready to welcome you!