Zombies should be removed from DayZ

[Professional N00b 347]

Zombies in this game are completely unrealistic and they're total asshats. I mean, they sit at spawn and kill unarmed players who are just trying to get loot.

They just make the game too difficult and they should be completely removed to fix their game-breaking attitudes. Who agrees with me?

(Disclaimer: Only respond if your opinion is exactly the same as mine because I don't want to hear other people's views.)

[danielreid 84]

Actually, I think they did this already! It's called ARMA2!

[thelonewarrior 886]

So does this mean you want to change the name to Day PvP then?

[Sgt.Asshat 607]

Remove Zombies from a Zombie survival game... SMART.

[masterbrain 20]

Lol I can reply where I want!

So you want us to remove zombies because they make the game "too hard"? ROFL

I think they should be removed as well..... ONLY because the game has become a Deathmatch Moshpit/Hacker sanctum. Otherwise, you realize this is a zombie fps mod right? LOL

[grezvany13 56]

Zombies in this game are completely unrealistic and they're total asshats. I mean, they sit at spawn and kill unarmed players who are just trying to get loot.

They just make the game too difficult and they should be completely removed to fix their game-breaking attitudes. Who agrees with me?

(Disclaimer: Only respond if your opinion is exactly the same as mine because I don't want to hear other people's views.)

I love the fact that your nickname really suits you...

And please... go play with your barbies again, because you failed troll doesn't make sense...

[Yann (DayZ) 60]

I think most people that read this can't see the parody between this and the remove bandits threads.

You might have to be more obvious next time OP, this is a particularly dumb crowd

[nicebasi 37]

They just make the game too difficult

You made my Day Sir.... Cant stop laughing ...Ty

[foxdie_01 121]

oh you guys ^^

[Borss 44]

I think most people that read this can't see the parody between this and the remove bandits threads.

You might have to be more obvious next time OP, this is a particularly dumb crowd

This.

[nano27 15]

I think most people that read this can't see the parody between this and the remove bandits threads.

You might have to be more obvious next time OP, this is a particularly dumb crowd

If he changes his post to suit the dumb crowd, then we will all become collectively dumber.

We have to have a few posts on here to execerise our minds, and practice our sarcasm detection skills.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

I second this motion and also happen to think guns should be removed. They're really dangerous and break the basic concept of the game.

Edited August 15, 2012 by Fraggle

[joebyrd 2]

troll obv

[lordopeth 274]

I would like rainbows removed so the bronies cant go home.

[Huey (DayZ) 87]

Why bother lol.

Edited August 15, 2012 by Huey

[Ezekiel_2517 6]

If he changes his post to suit the dumb crowd, then we will all become collectively dumber.

We have to have a few posts on here to execerise our minds, and practice our sarcasm detection skills.

Who needs skills? The thread tags tell you all you need to know.

[Faceman Peck 93]

Zombies in this game are completely unrealistic and they're total asshats. I mean, they sit at spawn and kill unarmed players who are just trying to get loot.

They just make the game too difficult and they should be completely removed to fix their game-breaking attitudes. Who agrees with me?

(Disclaimer: Only respond if your opinion is exactly the same as mine because I don't want to hear other people's views.)

sir, I think this is a lame attempt at humor. However, since the dialogue in your signature is hysterical, I am internally conflicted whether or not your should get my beans

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

I would also like to see all other players removed. They make the game way too hard. The other day I was at the NWAF and I simply walked up to a guy and said "Friendly!". Guess what happened. He shot me in cold blood. I don't know how he can sleep at night.

I can't wait for these new features to be implemented in the standalone. I'm pretty sure Rocket's reading this right now and taking notes. I'm also sure if I post this on multiple threads there's more chance of it being listened to.

[DancingBear 168]

I have an idea, lets make a mod out of dayz, where there are no zombies, and no need for food or drink either, actually, lets just give all player high end gear from the beginning, Itll be one hell of a military simulator..wait a minute

[KingRedemax 15]

Edited August 15, 2012 by KingRedemax

[spliff (DayZ) 24]

(Disclaimer: Only respond if your opinion is exactly the same as mine because I don't want to hear other people's views.)

he's obviously trolling / not being serious. READ! :)

[Professional N00b 347]

I think most people that read this can't see the parody between this and the remove bandits threads.

You might have to be more obvious next time OP, this is a particularly dumb crowd

And here I thought I was being too obvious.

[KenobiDK 0]

I cant figure out simple sarcasm, so I choose to follow the crowd and call your a so called newbie and flame you for not knowing how to play the game. To make my statement clear, I also mention that this game is based on zombies.

On a more serious note, removing heights will make alot of sense, in Denmark everything is very flat, so it is very hard for me to take this game seriously and its a bad attempt to make anything realistic.

[icecaps97 63]

I second this motion and also happen to think guns should be removed. They're really dangerous and break the basic concept of the game.

I would also like to see all other players removed. They make the game way too hard. The other day I was at the NWAF and I simply walked up to a guy and said "Friendly!". Guess what happened. He shot me in cold blood. I don't know how he can sleep at night.

I can't wait for these new features to be implemented in the standalone. I'm pretty sure Rocket's reading this right now and taking notes. I'm also sure if I post this on multiple threads there's more chance of it being listened to.

LOL nice sarcasm.

Edited August 15, 2012 by IceCaps97

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

LOL nice sarcasm.

Sarcasm comes second only to tea in my beloved London.