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you know when you played to much dayz when....

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you know when you played to much dayz when,

you have stopped buying/drinking mountain dew because its cursed. :)

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When you can't kind one of your socks and you think damnit where is the rest of my gear and start looking next to an empty can of soda? Then while your at the gas station and for some reason they have a pair of binoculars and you almost by them.

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You know you've played too much DayZ, when you check the loot locations while playing ArmA2!

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You know you play to much DayZ, when you park your car in the bush behind your house instead of the driveway.

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You know you've played too much DayZ when you constantly hear the buzzing sound of flies near a corpse when you're not even playing.

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You know you've played too much DayZ when you kill everyone you see; on sight, un-armed, without question.

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Come on, too much DayZ? Too much? There is no such thing as 'too much' DayZ!

DayZ is ment to be played 24/7; they didn't put the day/night cycle and the 24h days in for nothing.

I log of once a week to get more supplies from the store, though. Raw meat, beans, coke and matches. And I take of my wookie suit when I go outside.

Don't tell me I play to much.

Now, where is my hatchet and matches...I need to cook this meat...all those silly questions got me distracted...

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When you walk ya dog through some woods near ya house and look for escape routes just incase you get spotted by some zeds or another player

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When you're on the highway and you look for crashed helicopters on farm fields... :truestory:

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You know you have played too much DayZ, when you drive past an actual barn and think of it as a green circle.

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You know you have been playing too much DayZ when... it's time to go to work and you haven't slept.

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You know you play too much day z when you steal a bicycle whenever you see one.

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You know you have played to much DayZ when you check all the rooms of your local pub looking for loot.

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When you go on a nature walk and you start scouting the terrain for movement

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When you start a Stupid topic in forums like ... You know when you played to much dayz when..., thats when u should know it.

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When you see a box of matches and think, i need those to survive!!!

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When you're driving through the North Woods (IRL) and almost hit a dear and think "Damn, that was like 3600 blood I just missed."

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... when you start searching for a support group of the anonymouse friendly

... when you meet a stranger in RL and the first u ask him is Friendly?

... when you going to die in RL and you search for the ALT-F4 buttons

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I remember passing these giant cranes by the freeway, and the first thing that went through my mind was "oh shit cherno is right there"

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