Bernd (DayZ) 134 Posted August 13, 2012 I am certain that we have all logged into a server bleary eyed after a hard night being teleported and kicked for innocent behaviour, whilst some troll soils himself laughing after nuking Cherno with no consequence but player grief under the watchful Battleeye.There are moments in life which leaven the heaviest of burdens. Getting into the CSS heli and having my name 'bernd' greeted with laughter, and my skype name 'friendlybernd' with even more, I know what it is like to break the tension with a good hoot.The best moment I have enjoyed was early this morning. Battleeye had seen fit to globally ban the globe, and no one was getting in anywhere. No one, it seemed, exceptDaen Le Swag Muffin...who was sashaying through the fields of the wasteland without a care. Even typing that name now causes me to splutter over the keyboard.So, what I need to know is, has anyone seen anything that can beat Daen here? Oh my. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
federik21 42 Posted August 13, 2012 Oh My Hamburger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt.Asshat 607 Posted August 13, 2012 "James Holmes" i actually couldn't stop laughing for hours 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professional N00b 347 Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) I sniped a guy the other day and while watching the in game chat managed to see:"Hitler was killed."See? Us snipers aren't all bad. Edited August 13, 2012 by Professional N00b 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noose (DayZ) 23 Posted August 13, 2012 .....Am I the only one not laughing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeephoze 0 Posted August 19, 2012 Kim Jong erelelelel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
merrfack 90 Posted August 19, 2012 iscrewedyoursis was pretty funny to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tsugan 20 Posted August 19, 2012 Whole Seinfeld cast appeared in a server once, it was great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ricerboy 2 Posted August 19, 2012 CumHonorFaceThis is the only one I laughed out loud at 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hudson633 28 Posted August 19, 2012 Found 2 bodies on the same server with the name "Dont Fire Me"http://i.imgur.com/L2Tg0.jpgSometimes people have their computer's names, I guess they never thought anyone else would see them. Mine was "Mike2012" until I made an arma 2 profile, I called it 2012 so I'd remember what year I got the hard disk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Powell (DayZ) 734 Posted August 19, 2012 "GaryOaksGirth" I had to stop and laugh at the reference Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spexnax 15 Posted August 19, 2012 (edited) I saw a guy named "Open ALICE Pack", once. That was great. I also, on several occasions, see someone called "Günther GanzGut". Makes me laugh every time. I like stupid names myself. Currently, I am SLOWSTABBER MCFISTGAGGER. Reason for caps in game, is that I want to make others laugh. Edited August 19, 2012 by Fistgagger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
