tad@tadshackles.com 75 Posted August 22, 2012 ...When the windshield to your car takes up less space in your back pack than your handgun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CNasty 19 Posted August 25, 2012 IRL, prepping for a typhoon... need to stock up on 2-3 days of food, and I walk down the canned goods isle, and immediately lock on the beans.... too bad they didn't have Heinz, or I would have to take a pic of me eating them in the middle of the typhoon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted August 29, 2012 You know you are playing too much DayZ if:You call your friend a hacker, because he found a can of mountain dew in the soda aisle.You see a islamic person, and think: BANDIT!You carry a gun to the hospital. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted August 29, 2012 When you see someone in the distance, and try to zoom in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted August 29, 2012 When you rob a bank, and the police come.Before they arrest you, you try to Alt+F4.When you ask your mom if she is friendly.When you walk down the stairs, and expect your legs to break.When you find the mountain dew aisle, you yell: HACKERS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icharus (DayZ) 13 Posted August 29, 2012 You know you play too much Day Z when you have Sardines for dinner and think "Dammit! I really wanted Pasta!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragonkatol 135 Posted August 29, 2012 TRUE STORY:When i went to a farm and saw a stray goat. I locked my sights and slowly walking towards it. But then i wondered if i got matches that's when i realized i'm not in Chernarus and shouldn't kill the goat to compensate my blood loss. I swear, if i had a gun or a hatchet i would've killed that poor goat. >< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted August 29, 2012 When you post in the forums and think you'll get an intelligent reply.RgdsLoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vcmedic 29 Posted August 29, 2012 ...when you wake up in the morning and think you got hacked because your room isn't where you logged out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShaneGT 41 Posted August 29, 2012 When you meet someone else that plays dayz and you run away in fear that they will shot you for your beans.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshmallow (DayZ) 33 Posted August 29, 2012 When you walk outside and immediately get that lumbering feeling that a sniper is about to pick you off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highspiral 82 Posted August 29, 2012 When you haven't stepped outside the house in days, and yet you're tired of running through the woods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
