Hardcore Character Classes

[DemonGroover 8836]

For the truly hardcore player there should be options to choose a character class if you want. This is instead of the pilot, engineer, medic class systems that some people want.

Amputee - no legs, can only crawl.

Blind - pretty obvious.

Fat Bastard - needs 10x the amount of food or starves - cannot enter some buildings.

Smoker - cant run, needs to smoke 40 a day or shakes uncontrollably, but melee damage is increased due to anger

Woman Driver - cannot drive vehicles.

Vegetarian - wont eat meat, can only run for 1 minute before passing out.

Jehovah's Witness - cannot accept blood bags

Alcoholic - needs to drink dregs of whisky bottles every 10 minutes

Anymore?

[jiffypaper 14]

FRIENDLY - Cannot use weapons to harm other players.

[doom4mr 135]

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:thumbsup:

[LegitOldSchool 261]

The Retard - With a weapon equipped, will shoot at random intervals without user input.

The Stalker - Will automatically follow any sighted female character until that character is dead, then will proceed to descecrate the corpse.

The Cannibal - Can only eat meat from gutted corpses.

The Sociopath - When another player is sighted, the character will start shaking as if in pain, shaking goes aways when the other player is killed.

[Str8beastin408 0]

So fucking retarded, but funny as hell.

[redfield-77 315]

Does the smoker start with matches?

[Scerun 227]

Pacifist - refuses to use violence

The Buddhist - Will respawn reincarnate as randomised local wildlife upon death

Justin Bieber - zombies have an increased aggro radius

the leet snipezor - has sniper rifles for arms and legs. Is incapable of working in a team.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Vietnam vet - when hears a chopper starts firing madly into the air

Arnie - has to say a oneliner after every kill or is doesnt show up on debug as a kill

Food Allergy - can only eat rare berries found only growing in cracks along the NW Airfield runway

[sonicrainbrony 136]

Oh my god this actually made me laugh.

10/10 and beans.

[JamesR 74]

Vampire- can only play at night needs a blood bag every hour.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Pacifist - refuses to use violence

The Buddhist - Will respawn reincarnate as randomised local wildlife upon death

Justin Bieber - zombies have an increased aggro radius

the leet snipezor - has sniper rifles for arms and legs. Is incapable of working in a team.

Oh man, the Bieber one made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard!!

Explaining to boss now.

[w_epley 37]

This is hilarious.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Usain Bolt - can sprint super fast but when stopping has to do stupid pointing animation that takes 2 minutes

Fashion Conscious - wont wear skins or backpacks due to their neutral colour scheme

USA, USA! - refuses to use Commie weaponry of any kind

Junkie - needs a morphine fix every 2 hours or breaks into random houses

[Scerun 227]

Astronaut - is affected half as much by gravity

Prime Minister - Has no useful abilities. Designed to be a burden to all other players.

Matt Lightfoot - All variations of clothing are now the same luminous orange dress. This includes the ghillie.

Man at Work -

will play over and over on loop, unless one of two conditions are met:

A ) You murder another play. This will stop the song for five minutes.

B ) You bellow the exact lyrics down the direct-communication channel. Once you stop, the song will pick-up where you left off, or start over again.

Upon death, the song will increase in decibels beyond the point of distortion until you have respawned.

Tramp - Ability to collect tin cans in shopping trolleys.

Heamophilliac - Even the smallest of cuts will cause you to bleed uncontrollably until death

Edited August 10, 2012 by Scerun

[Scerun 227]

Sorry about the keyboard, guy! My condolences!

I will send flowers!

[Freust 20]

Chris Brown: Extra damage against females, can only use fists.

[L0G!N (DayZ) 149]

* Sorry for these:

hooker*: can't loot anything, has to earn items by providing services

pimp*: useless MF that can only get stuff by knocking a hooker unconcious and taking stuff from them.

Depressed: has to take prozac, alcohol or any other happy drug, or will cut or shoot self.

Homosidal maniac: can only pick up an axe, laughs hysterically after every kill, pro. take a lot of bullits to truely die.

[bazbake 456]

Hypochondriac: "You're always infected. But you rarely lose health from infection."

Wild West Reenactor: "Can only use hatchets, hunting knives, crossbows, Winchesters, double-barreled shotguns, and revolvers."

Black widow (female only): "Male characters can't see her bandit level. Aggros male zombies from twice as far away."

[DemonGroover 8836]

Gangsta - Get to change Number of Murders to Number of Caps in Asses

Pub Crawler - cant leave Elektro or Cherno without having a drink in each bar

Glaswegian - gets special head butt (Glasgow kiss) move

French - ability to surrender (sorry)

[Allyourbase51 38]

Woman - cannot drive vehicles.

Fix'd

[bazbake 456]

Man -- can't use a map or ask for directions.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Australian - allergic to gold but fond of silver. Inability to swim.

Edited August 10, 2012 by DemonGroover

[koze 113]

Australian - allergic to gold but fond of silver. Inability to swim.

Collingwood supporter: Cannot eat meat due to lack of teeth.

Edited August 10, 2012 by koze

[Zeromentor 169]

Hacker- Has every ability ingame, can change the laws of physics and even distort and bend reality to cause things to appear before him.

Can never get laid.

[DowdyKitchenMan 0]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Holy crap, this idea is f***ing fantastic. Not viable, but still fantastic.