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GodOfGrain

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He has got 4549 beans Oo

I think he gets all the girls.

And a few dudes too! (not a accusation of his sexuality! But i have seen dudes state here they want to have his baby!)

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He has got 4549 beans Oo

I think he gets all the girls.

Your powers of observation know no bounds! :D

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I've got beans if any girls are interested.

How about you come back to mine and I'll crack open that vintage can of sardines? Hard to resist isn't it?

Edited by Fraggle

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Too much beans gets out lots of farts... very dangerous when Z's or bandits are in the neighborhoods, lethal for sure when it happens while you are using a road flare.

Sardines are better!

Edited by OldFossil

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Too much beans gets out lots of farts... very dangerous when Z's or bandits are in the neighborhoods, lethal for sure when it happens while you are using a road flare.

Sardines are better!

You aren't getting any ladies with fish breath though.

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Damn, you are right!

I hope soon genetic engineering, other than Z's, will bring us mint flavoured sardines... in the meantime I'll continue to inflate balloons at the funfair (another pro of consuming large amounts of beans)... all in all ladies usually enjoys coloured balloons.

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If we're going beans to post ratios:

I WIN :P

Edit: im a bean whore, the guy with 20 posts above made that stupid chopper makarov thread and never came through. BLASPHEMOUS BEANS!

Edited by skyter

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