Mountain Dew?

[SeNoZinD 19]

So I found a mountain dew in kamorov (or something like that) and i freaked out. I've heard about the rumours so i decided to drop it on the middle of the street. I decided to hide in a hill nearby to see if anyone would pick it up since it was a full server. About 5 minutes later, i see a guy with an akm and another guy with a hatchet. The akm guy stops to look and pick up the dew. Apparently he was using direct communication because i could hear him freaking out about how rare they were. he also said "Man, i hear these things bring bad luck, oh well". and then i headshotted him. The hatchet guy dced and all that was left was a dead man with a mountain dew. Whoever i shot, BELIEVE IN THE CURSE.

[Bulletproof Sandwich 57]

beans

[ThatGuyCalledReptile 314]

If you pick it up it can only be disposed of atop the Green Mountain Radio Tower.

If not you will be cursed.

[Dingus (DayZ) 429]

D͚͈͍̪̮̠̍ͬ̋͋͌ͥ͋́̔͘͝Õ̵̰̞ͦ̇ͅ ̸̺̤̳͇̝͆̿̋ͭ͘T̼̰̤̳̜̈͢H̙͖͎͎̿̍͌ͧͦĒ͎̱̱̰͙̰͖̜ͣ̔ͨ̇͜ ̶̢̥̪͉̟̟̭͙́̃̈ͤͣ̄̃ͯD͛ͯ̇̽͛͌҉̨͉̣̩̹̬͈̲̹E̸̺̩̺͍̠̒̓ͪ͂̆Ẅ́̓̌̽̚͏̡̱̤ ̝̱͎̳̾̎̽͟D͈͔͚̖̟̻̥̫̲ͨͮ̊ͩ͋O̮̳ͮ͑͛ͩ͝ ͓͇͛ͫ̏̅̃̅́T͈͈͍̹̻̰͖̲̈́ͦ͐H̢̩̭͖̝͈̀͛̌ͫͣ͒͜E͑ͫͤ̃ͬ͐̓͏͉̺͎ ̵̢̫̝̙̹̫̳͚ͧͬ̎̃͂͝D̞̠̱̪ͪ̽́͛̊̃͋͒̚Ê͆͐͛ͧ̒̑̋̿͏͏̜͙̲ͅẄ́͑͝͏̘͈͚̮̭̗̩ ̢̳̫̒́̊ͫ̑̎D̖̾̄̑̅̒̀O͓̳͚̤͚̣ͮ͂̕͡ ͇̞͚͚ͧͮͪͧ͟͜ͅT̛͇̮̲͎̓ͣ̓H̵̨̙̲̟̆͌͢E̸̛͕̻̣ͬ̽ ̮̞̉ͧͭͧ̍̊̅͝D̻̗͔̮͕̞ͨ͊̅̌ͭͭĘ͖̱̈̽̌̏͌͗ͣͫW̸̖̮͔͎̓̆ͯ̽͡ ̷̢̞̙̹ͣ̅ͭ͑͂̍̍̆D̵͇̭̠̩ͤ̕O̧̡̩̻̭͖͉͖͍̳̎̅ͬ͊͝ ̴͈̟͈̫̔͂ͪ͠ͅT̶̖̜̹̻̠̋ͪ̈́͂̐̐͘̕Ḧ̘̦͉̠̯̖̯̄̎̎̚E̢͊͐ͬ̓ͫ͏̬̯̖̰͍̙͓̭̲ ̶̩̪͔̖ͤͦͯ̽D̶͍̙̱ͮ̐͑̃̐͑͊ͦẼ͙̥ͫ̓̋̍W̶̪̐͋̉ ̮̺͔̫͒ͤ̇̽̓̕ͅD̢̠̯̥̾ͨ̃̈́͛̈́͘O̞ͨ͌̓͊͗͒ͫ̒̒͘͢ ͓̟̺͍̘̯̯̭̓ͣͥ̆̈́̓T̢͍̬̟̫͔͈̟͕́̎͒́͝H̨͔̟̟́̊͆̒͊ͣ͘Ḛ̙̖̪͍̩̲̫̑̓̆͂̏͟͢ ̭̱̟͉̟͍̜̽͛̊ͤͯ̕͡͝D͍̳̰̭̺̻̈̋͌͗͌͂́̿͞E͈͓̠ͩ̅̎ͧ͞W̛̳̱͈̘͓̣̓ͦͭ ̻̤̖͇̿ͫͅD̹̱̬̪̘͕̈́̄͂͐̄ͣ͠͡ͅȎ̸̬̬̹̥̪̈́ͫ̑͢ ̫͙̞̣̤̱̲͙̹̽̏͞T̵̸̠͎̾͋̄͊̚H̦̱̏̾͋ͤ̑̔͢Ȅ̛̻͕̄͑ͬͬ̑͢͜ͅ ̨ͪ̾̚҉̪̟̝̳D̼͍̮̳̦̥͔̮ͬͦ͆͊̉ͭ̑Ę̡̦͈̺̙͈͚̐̀ͭW̶̮͉͍̺̻̤͂͋ͪ̐̃̔̚ͅ ̨̜̻͆͊͊ͅD̸̤͎̻͔̪͉͗͋ͥ͑ͪͨ̀͟Ó̖̭̞̣̥̤͍̇͛ͥ͌ͮ͑ ̢͎̲̼̲̠͒̔̓̒͗̈́̓̍͞T͙̜̅ͫ͌̀ͦḨ̷̛͍͖͂ͩ͗̐ͦ͌ͦͅȄͧͯ҉̳̫̝͢ ͓̞̬̟̞̱͚͉̦̂̇͐̈̌ͬ̐ͨ̚͢Ḑ̨̛̜̖͎͈̖̮̜̻ͯ̃E͋ͮ͗̃҉͔̟̕W̻͇̖͔̹͖̄̒̃ͨ̀͌ͨ̀͝ͅ ͕̯̞̜̼̓̓ͦD͖ͪ̄͟Ǫ̶̦̟̃̂ͭͦͨͮͤ̾͞ ̵̸̼̙͉͇ͩ͊ͤͧͮT͈̹̙̱̐ͦ̆̾̂͗ͫ͌H̢̰͔̰̪̬̥̠̍́Ḙ̶̫̲̦̪̖̟͖̫ͩ̿̓ͥ̀̾̚̕ ̠̱̙̩̿̎͌̔̉͘͢D̡͔̗̑̂Ę̨̳͖͉̜̪̮͚͔͊̌̾̉̅̔́ͩ̊̕ͅW̵̸̻̰͙̋̽ͯ̾͋ ̤̹̹ͨ̔ͮ͌͋̎D͓̘͊̅̈͑̔̌͋ͧ͢͝Ŏ̻̠͗̌̋̆̍ͫͥ̚͢͜ ̧̗̮̲͋̃̊͂̒̊̑͊͟T̞̻̟̼̰̥̲̓̒H̨͚̲̀͝É̱̤̖ͩ̂͂͊ ̻͔̼̤ͥͩ̆̎͛̋͂D̨̤̼̠͕̻͎ͣ͑ͭ̚É̸̥̓ͨ͑̋ͣͪ̈́͝W̢̭͍̟̿̓̊́̑̅͛͗ ̨͚͖ͤͥ͆̀D̸̷̩͖͙̻̋̍Ṍ̴͙͍̥̦̟̮͚̎͒͐͗̊͢ͅ ̷ͪ̅҉̶̗̤͎͈̙T̛͎̦̬̺͍ͩ̍͋ͤ̂͗̀ͩͯH̦̞̘̞̓ͬ͟Ẻ̢͓͉͈͇̠̬͎̙̟̓ͦͧͧ͠ ̨͇̱̊͂D̴̻̰̠̹ͬ͒͢E͖͎̼̽̀̏̋̽̅ͦ̔ͬ͞͞Ẅ̫̮̺̹̩̪̱͖̓̋ͯͩ̒̐̚̚ ̴̻̤̘̥̅ͪ̽̾ͨ̿́̚D̬ͪ͐̽͡͞Oͭ͗̄҉̥̙̱ ̴̴̢̺̼͇͈̯̮̯̙͌̋ͪ̄̆T͙̥̜̦̥̠͎͎͑̉ͮ̉ͬ̐̎̔͆̀͠ͅH̷̹ͥ͐͐ͅE̊ͧͫ̈̈͂ͪ͌͏̖̗ͅ ̛͈͕͙̠̩̮͍̏͐̆̋͗ͭ̈́D̻̝̪̝̰͚͋̿ͅͅE̖̯̤̥̎ͪ̓ͮ̅ͭ͗W̧̱̻̣͎̘͐ͥͤ͑ͦͥͯ͗̚̕͝ ̷̸̣̺̫͓͔̮̟̬̋̇̄͒ͮ͌͜Ḋ̡͚͈̳̣͙̮̙̮̥̔ͮ́ͮ͌͜O̡̢͇͕͔ͪͫ̂́ ̡͖̼̺͈̘͉͚̈́̈̏̚T̢̝̖͉̣̞͎ͮ͛̿͗̓̚Ḥ̵̨͈̹̻̻̞͑̀͜E̯̬͍͈̜ͯ̌ͪ͋̈́ͮͯ̕ ̱̯͍̻̞ͮ̒͒̂̆̀͟͜D̙̙̱͇̺̽ͨͦ̍ͅẸ̱͉̏̔͟W̨̝͎̟̗̞̭̖̙̃̃ ̖̣̖ͦ́Dͬ̋ͤ̓҉̥͙̺̕͞Ȏ̸̵͉̼͔̟͉̯̞̯͌̀ͬ ̴̢̗͔̤͌ͮͦ̀T̛͋̂͜҉̯̯H̨͉̝͕̱͐̓͗͋ͩͩ͛̅̌Ḙ̦ͬ̒ͬ͜ ̧̨̖̩̙̔ͨͧD̃̔̈́ͯ̎͏̝̜̲̺̞͕̳͇̟͡Ȩ̢̟̞͎̪̜̈́ͩͣW̵̘̠͙̟͇̮ͪͧ̍͘ ̶̈́͋̐̉̀̚͏̹͎͖͖̯D̢̬̜̠͈͍̱͛ͪÔ̥̺̞͛ͤ̆ͤͭͫ͋͜͞͡ ̹͈̗̯̣͍͖̬́̓ͫ̏͌͒͘T̵̰̼̘̱͇̑̽͌̉͐H̟̼̯͆̎͊̈̃̉̓͋̾E͔̠̫͕̙̗͉͉͆ͧ̕ ̡͔͗͊̽̊̕D͎̖͌̃̽̇ͭ̉̈Ḛ̷̡̋ͦͯ̓ͅW̸̶͇͕̱̘͎ͤͮ̊̆ͩ́ ̧͈̣̪̯̠̩ͥ̆D͈̫̯͍̬̖ͬ̓̍ͮͣ͆͛O͖͚̫̬̣̰͐̆͐ͯ́ͅ ̪̤̭̗̅T̡̠͈ͣ̈́ͦ̍͂H̸̺̰̮̟̣̅͌̾̎̒̀Ḛ̞̩̖̼̟̐ͮ͗̍͞ ̧̣̠̈́̕Ḑ̧͇͇͙̿ͮͫͫͪ͌͒E̴̠͚͇͌ͧͬ̾̈̈ͪ̋͟͠ͅW̶̬̯̺͉ͫ̑͞ ̱̪̱̝̰̟ͫ̾̆ͫ͝D̑ͭ̑̃̚҉̢̭͉̰̝̤̝Ỏ̸͔̯̯̰̗͂ͯ̐͗̀ ̡̯̯̪͖͙̻̜͍̒̅̍͆ͅT̃͂͏̼̳̮̗͕͖H̶̝̰̭̗͈͖̪͂ͮͨ͛̐̃̒̏́ͅͅÊ̾͛҉͏̘͙̭͓͎͇̱ ̨͎̦̺̦̗̭͆ͪ̾̂ͮ̈ͥ̅D̪͖̥̘͆̋̒͟Ẽ̳̫̞͐ͫ͜W̛̫̺̟͍̪̬̦ͨ̓̀͘ ̧̖̙̲͎̭̳ͩ̿̇ͫ́D̘͔̯̯̤͉̃̇̆ͨ̃͑̃̐͟͠Oͩ͌̕ͅ ̤͇ͩ͐̀͜ͅT̘̥ͬ̅͒ͯ̆͟͜H̗̰ͨ͆́̏̾͆̑̀̕E̷̸͙̼̖̫̩̦͛̏͆ ͛̊̈́̔͝҉̧̝̮͔͔Ḍ̴͚̬ͦ͂͜͜Ë̡̳̳͎́̓̋̀ͬ̒̀̍W̴̢̤̰̙̫̜̤̉ͤ̉͘ͅ ̲̼̜̼̀͋͠D̴̢̖̳̹̙̭̟̔ͩ͒̉̏O̤̮̹̒̂̇̄͜ ̔͝͏̟͖T̠͊Ĥ̴̛̫͚̻̼̳̯͓ͪ̾ͩ͑͛Ḛ̼̤̞͚̆ͭ̐ͬ̇ͨ͝ ͫ͛͋͐̉̄̈͜҉͕̝̜̥̘͉D̸̵͇̳͋Ȩ̟̻̥̔̂͗̌͂̉̀̚͟W̵͔̤ͪ̑͌̋ͣ͆̈́ͪͮ͡ ͛̽͗̿̽҉̗̖̥̮͇̱͉D̶̨̪͖̩͈̙͊́O̧͒̍҉̜̙̖̺ ̧͉͖͍̯͗̽͛̓ͤ̓͐̀T͔̱̦̲͇̈͘H̜ͫ̾̽ͥ̽́E̴̛̦̤̥̅̽̂́ ̻̤̰͚̘ͯ̃̄ͭ̅ͬͅD̗̾ͣ͒̏ͤ̓͘Ĕ̱̦̮̯̹̣͓̮̂̄̾͒̇ͥ̉̽͝͞ͅW̡̗̘̗̝̮ͫ̈́̋̊͑ͨ͠ ̠͙̱̻̣̗̿̆ͭ̿̍̃ͨͧͫḊ̸͉͔͍̩͍͕̯̓͊̑̀̔͊͢Ơ̞̣ͥ̎̈̇͑̐̇͛̚͢ ̵̪̣͔̝̳̉͢T̨̡̘͊ͫ͝H̢̻͉͉ͭ̎ͩ́̂ͬ̂̚͡͝E̡̜̮̱͕̬͔͖͚̺ͦͨͨ͊̚̚͜ ̞̮̞̹̩̙ͣ͊ͅD̢̖̠̫̼̖̈́́͐͛́̚E̹̞͍ͯ͌͆ͯͬ͛ͯ̋ͫ͜Ẃ̲͉͍̪ͧ͑͂͛ ̴̛̖̳̗̗̈́͑͒D̸̘̥͎͙̹͎͚͌O͍̞͗͠ ̘̤̙͈̅͒ͮ̾̀̚͝͝ͅT̋ͨ́ͭ̇̐͏̴͍̝͠H̶͔̰͔̜̠̮̦͚̝̍̄ͭ̊ͯ̒͡Ë͓̥͉͎̦͍ͦ͊ͬ̒ ̶̝͓̹͇̜̗̐̓͆̈́̿͘D̴̨̥̲̲̬͙̪͔̳̽ͪͤͤ͌̓̀̚Ẹ̯̻̑ͦ̅̓́͝W͎̝̯̤͙ͨ̒ͮ̽͗̂͘ ͙̳͒ͪ͒̽̓̉͘͡Ḍ̶̲̹̟̮̬ͯ͛̊͝O̹̫̭͍̫͆̍͆̿ͪ̇̐̏̚ ̶͍̦̪͖͇̲̬̜̦͒ͮͣ̊ͥT̡̨̧̼̝͕̹̯̏̇͂̓ͨ̉ͯ̆Ḣ̷̡̹͓̀ͨ̾͑E͎̋ͩ̈̌̒͒ͣ̀͡͠ ̨̙̤̠̗̘͊̏̒ͧͬ͛̎̍D̨̼̮̣̰̩̠̱̣̲̆͞E̙͉̗ͥ̎̋̽ͤ̈͟͝͝W͔͚ͩ͆ͬ̿͆̋ͭ ̷̰̋̈ͮ̐ͨ̏͟͢Ḓ̼̼̮̘ͥ̋̒́Ö̟̮͎̝̱́ͣ͡ ̱̱͙̱̮͉̖̳ͤ͛̅ͥ͟T̸̤̖͎̺̘̣͉̎̏̽̅̉̓͗̄ͤ͢H̢͓̱͓͖̠̑̍̐ͦͪͦ͜ͅE̵̞̜̗̥͚̔ͣ̏̾̀̑ ̡̅ͦ҉̙̮D͔̬͖̭̠̫̟̎͑̍ͯ̈́͝ͅE̸̤̭ͧ̽̕͢W̸̞̱̺̦͖̞͔͓͒ͯͣ̋́͘ ̡͎͔̻̟͐ͩ͗̊̂͛ͣ͡ͅD̥̰̺̫̣̲̲ͮ̊̽ͭ͐̈͟O̶̷̰͓͔̲͓͙͔ͯ͑̃ ͮ̎͛͏̤͖͈̳͙͚̼T͊͊͛̔̍ͬ̚҉͍̺͓̪̻ͅḨ͑͛҉͇͖͖͉̟͔͕̩E̶̴̞͕̯̤͖͎̯ͯ͑͗͜ ̻̞̠̻̰͓̗͊̌̀D̨̛̮̳̤͉̜̩͎̣ͭ̂ͣ͆ͭͪ͛͜ͅȨ̷̞̻̳̻̳̪̃͋ͥ͗̽̽̕Ẇ̨̹̱̜͚͇̿̀̔͊ ̴̷̹̼̬̗̯ͤͨ̎ͭ͂D̵͉̠͚̭ͭͬͥͬ̐̀Ō̶̵͕̺̦̥̲ ͉͔͋̑͗͂̆͗̅T̺̼͙̬͇͙̱͇ͨ̈ͯͮ̄̀͝H̲̻̥̬͓͔̉͌̇͑͌E̋̀̐͏̪̭̺̘̝͇ͅ ̉ͪ̾͌̐̎̂́҉̵̵̳̝̤̱̰̩͚D͂̾ͮ͏̖̲̰̗͇É̟̮͈̹̈́͜ͅW̶̻̝͉̘̝̗̔ͮ͐͋̍̅̆ͦ͢ ̇ͩ͗͗ͮ͜҉̪͖̣̀D̷̗̻͚̟͇̞͔̂́̇̅̓̈O̢̼̳̮̽͂ͪͩ̽ͯ̂ ̞̘͔̜ͪ̿͆ͨͭ̈̉̓͟͝T̶͉̻̣̥̜͍̹̤͆͗̎͌H̖̱̲̲̳̖̅̚͜ͅE̷̞̻͓̲͖͉̘̱ͦ̀ͅ ̞̣̓͗̉ͭ̋ͪ͘͞D̴̳̹̻̹͙̤̦̞͛̆͌ͭ̎̒ͥͬȄ̟̯̟̾̽ͧ̇ͮ̆̊͘W̴̡͓̥ͭ̔̾ͩ͑ ̗̮͖̰̖̱̻̓̽̚̕D̢̡͍͓̝ͧͤ̾̀̓̆̑̕ͅǑͯ̇ͪͭ̀ͦͫ҉̭̖͍͙̙̲ ̧̮̹̊͢T͖̤̲̱ͫ̂̀̐͘H̨̜̞͊̀͒̚͘É̼̲͉̝͍̥̖͆ͩ͂ͣ̔̓̽̏̕ ̢̞̮͍̝͂̍͛̌Ḋ̗̯͖͉̰̥̗̊ͮ̋E̜̬̳̭̰̥̱ͫ̆̀ͭ̌͜͠W̴̪͖̥̘̃ͩͧͩ ̢̟͙̞͔̜̈̓̚͠D̙̼̤͒̇̈́͒͑ͬ̆O͙͊̓̓͛̔͑̂̿͐͢͝͡ ̺̼̫̣͆͂ͮ̐̃T̅̑̓́̕҉̝H̵̷͚̱͇͔͋̔ͨ̓Ë̯͈̖͖̫̞̭ ̝̯͈̠̼ͩͫ̒ͩͬͬ̓͘ͅD̵̫̱̭̘̆̎͗̃͂͢͞Ĕ̸͕̗̜̹̟̙̠̍̄͊ͭ̀͌ͭ̀W̧͉̫̘͎͕̺̟̜͓̅ͬ̂̀͘͜ ̢̱̰̖̭͔̞̺̦̈́̔̏ͪ̓D̵̛̥̞͈͔͚̮͉̟͇ͦ͌ͧ̆̚O̬̮̬͑̎̎̓ͬ̒̑ ̧͖͔͌̌ͬ̉̀̃ͬ͠͝T͚̙̈́̌ͭͤ͒̔ͩ͝H̠̬̗͙͚̹̱̮̒̋́ͨEͯ̓̽̏̄͊҉͏̙̭̰̫̮̦̖ ͔̳̳̬͍͖̼̮̏̇͠D̢̢͓̰͈͓̭̞͉̞̋ͫ̊E̼̟̖͔͉̗̲͈̍ͣ̽̏͛̅̾͐ͧͅW̢̙̘̺̲̖̭̏̄̓ͮ̽ ̸̠̞͚̫͚̫ͯ͝Ḑ̵̟̜̺̣̺͖̳́̂̇͐̐̊̊̐ͯO̤̰̮̝̓̈̂̉ͧ̚ ̝̳͍̦͛̊̕͞Ţ̰͖̮̝ͧͧ̀̚Ḥ͙͇̑̄̔͘Ȩ̬͔̟̗̼͙̜̫ͩ̑̓ ̢̰̂͆̓ͩ̄D̵͙̜̝̦̣̩͉̍ͅĘ̮͊̂ͧ͠W̺̲̹̥͔̼͓͐̂̒͑͢͞͠ ̵̡̪͔̖̲̰͌ͦ

[ty5142 315]

lol you must be new here because Green Mountain...

[Afgoo 114]

And so it begins...

[stonedmonkey 1]

D͚͈͍̪̮̠̍ͬ̋͋͌ͥ͋́̔͘͝Õ̵̰̞ͦ̇ͅ ̸̺̤̳͇̝͆̿̋ͭ͘T̼̰̤̳̜̈͢H̙͖͎͎̿̍͌ͧͦĒ͎̱̱̰͙̰͖̜ͣ̔ͨ̇͜ ̶̢̥̪͉̟̟̭͙́̃̈ͤͣ̄̃ͯD͛ͯ̇̽͛͌҉̨͉̣̩̹̬͈̲̹E̸̺̩̺͍̠̒̓ͪ͂̆Ẅ́̓̌̽̚͏̡̱̤ ̝̱͎̳̾̎̽͟D͈͔͚̖̟̻̥̫̲ͨͮ̊ͩ͋O̮̳ͮ͑͛ͩ͝ ͓͇͛ͫ̏̅̃̅́T͈͈͍̹̻̰͖̲̈́ͦ͐H̢̩̭͖̝͈̀͛̌ͫͣ͒͜E͑ͫͤ̃ͬ͐̓͏͉̺͎ ̵̢̫̝̙̹̫̳͚ͧͬ̎̃͂͝D̞̠̱̪ͪ̽́͛̊̃͋͒̚Ê͆͐͛ͧ̒̑̋̿͏͏̜͙̲ͅẄ́͑͝͏̘͈͚̮̭̗̩ ̢̳̫̒́̊ͫ̑̎D̖̾̄̑̅̒̀O͓̳͚̤͚̣ͮ͂̕͡ ͇̞͚͚ͧͮͪͧ͟͜ͅT̛͇̮̲͎̓ͣ̓H̵̨̙̲̟̆͌͢E̸̛͕̻̣ͬ̽ ̮̞̉ͧͭͧ̍̊̅͝D̻̗͔̮͕̞ͨ͊̅̌ͭͭĘ͖̱̈̽̌̏͌͗ͣͫW̸̖̮͔͎̓̆ͯ̽͡ ̷̢̞̙̹ͣ̅ͭ͑͂̍̍̆D̵͇̭̠̩ͤ̕O̧̡̩̻̭͖͉͖͍̳̎̅ͬ͊͝ ̴͈̟͈̫̔͂ͪ͠ͅT̶̖̜̹̻̠̋ͪ̈́͂̐̐͘̕Ḧ̘̦͉̠̯̖̯̄̎̎̚E̢͊͐ͬ̓ͫ͏̬̯̖̰͍̙͓̭̲ ̶̩̪͔̖ͤͦͯ̽D̶͍̙̱ͮ̐͑̃̐͑͊ͦẼ͙̥ͫ̓̋̍W̶̪̐͋̉ ̮̺͔̫͒ͤ̇̽̓̕ͅD̢̠̯̥̾ͨ̃̈́͛̈́͘O̞ͨ͌̓͊͗͒ͫ̒̒͘͢ ͓̟̺͍̘̯̯̭̓ͣͥ̆̈́̓T̢͍̬̟̫͔͈̟͕́̎͒́͝H̨͔̟̟́̊͆̒͊ͣ͘Ḛ̙̖̪͍̩̲̫̑̓̆͂̏͟͢ ̭̱̟͉̟͍̜̽͛̊ͤͯ̕͡͝D͍̳̰̭̺̻̈̋͌͗͌͂́̿͞E͈͓̠ͩ̅̎ͧ͞W̛̳̱͈̘͓̣̓ͦͭ ̻̤̖͇̿ͫͅD̹̱̬̪̘͕̈́̄͂͐̄ͣ͠͡ͅȎ̸̬̬̹̥̪̈́ͫ̑͢ ̫͙̞̣̤̱̲͙̹̽̏͞T̵̸̠͎̾͋̄͊̚H̦̱̏̾͋ͤ̑̔͢Ȅ̛̻͕̄͑ͬͬ̑͢͜ͅ ̨ͪ̾̚҉̪̟̝̳D̼͍̮̳̦̥͔̮ͬͦ͆͊̉ͭ̑Ę̡̦͈̺̙͈͚̐̀ͭW̶̮͉͍̺̻̤͂͋ͪ̐̃̔̚ͅ ̨̜̻͆͊͊ͅD̸̤͎̻͔̪͉͗͋ͥ͑ͪͨ̀͟Ó̖̭̞̣̥̤͍̇͛ͥ͌ͮ͑ ̢͎̲̼̲̠͒̔̓̒͗̈́̓̍͞T͙̜̅ͫ͌̀ͦḨ̷̛͍͖͂ͩ͗̐ͦ͌ͦͅȄͧͯ҉̳̫̝͢ ͓̞̬̟̞̱͚͉̦̂̇͐̈̌ͬ̐ͨ̚͢Ḑ̨̛̜̖͎͈̖̮̜̻ͯ̃E͋ͮ͗̃҉͔̟̕W̻͇̖͔̹͖̄̒̃ͨ̀͌ͨ̀͝ͅ ͕̯̞̜̼̓̓ͦD͖ͪ̄͟Ǫ̶̦̟̃̂ͭͦͨͮͤ̾͞ ̵̸̼̙͉͇ͩ͊ͤͧͮT͈̹̙̱̐ͦ̆̾̂͗ͫ͌H̢̰͔̰̪̬̥̠̍́Ḙ̶̫̲̦̪̖̟͖̫ͩ̿̓ͥ̀̾̚̕ ̠̱̙̩̿̎͌̔̉͘͢D̡͔̗̑̂Ę̨̳͖͉̜̪̮͚͔͊̌̾̉̅̔́ͩ̊̕ͅW̵̸̻̰͙̋̽ͯ̾͋ ̤̹̹ͨ̔ͮ͌͋̎D͓̘͊̅̈͑̔̌͋ͧ͢͝Ŏ̻̠͗̌̋̆̍ͫͥ̚͢͜ ̧̗̮̲͋̃̊͂̒̊̑͊͟T̞̻̟̼̰̥̲̓̒H̨͚̲̀͝É̱̤̖ͩ̂͂͊ ̻͔̼̤ͥͩ̆̎͛̋͂D̨̤̼̠͕̻͎ͣ͑ͭ̚É̸̥̓ͨ͑̋ͣͪ̈́͝W̢̭͍̟̿̓̊́̑̅͛͗ ̨͚͖ͤͥ͆̀D̸̷̩͖͙̻̋̍Ṍ̴͙͍̥̦̟̮͚̎͒͐͗̊͢ͅ ̷ͪ̅҉̶̗̤͎͈̙T̛͎̦̬̺͍ͩ̍͋ͤ̂͗̀ͩͯH̦̞̘̞̓ͬ͟Ẻ̢͓͉͈͇̠̬͎̙̟̓ͦͧͧ͠ ̨͇̱̊͂D̴̻̰̠̹ͬ͒͢E͖͎̼̽̀̏̋̽̅ͦ̔ͬ͞͞Ẅ̫̮̺̹̩̪̱͖̓̋ͯͩ̒̐̚̚ ̴̻̤̘̥̅ͪ̽̾ͨ̿́̚D̬ͪ͐̽͡͞Oͭ͗̄҉̥̙̱ ̴̴̢̺̼͇͈̯̮̯̙͌̋ͪ̄̆T͙̥̜̦̥̠͎͎͑̉ͮ̉ͬ̐̎̔͆̀͠ͅH̷̹ͥ͐͐ͅE̊ͧͫ̈̈͂ͪ͌͏̖̗ͅ ̛͈͕͙̠̩̮͍̏͐̆̋͗ͭ̈́D̻̝̪̝̰͚͋̿ͅͅE̖̯̤̥̎ͪ̓ͮ̅ͭ͗W̧̱̻̣͎̘͐ͥͤ͑ͦͥͯ͗̚̕͝ ̷̸̣̺̫͓͔̮̟̬̋̇̄͒ͮ͌͜Ḋ̡͚͈̳̣͙̮̙̮̥̔ͮ́ͮ͌͜O̡̢͇͕͔ͪͫ̂́ ̡͖̼̺͈̘͉͚̈́̈̏̚T̢̝̖͉̣̞͎ͮ͛̿͗̓̚Ḥ̵̨͈̹̻̻̞͑̀͜E̯̬͍͈̜ͯ̌ͪ͋̈́ͮͯ̕ ̱̯͍̻̞ͮ̒͒̂̆̀͟͜D̙̙̱͇̺̽ͨͦ̍ͅẸ̱͉̏̔͟W̨̝͎̟̗̞̭̖̙̃̃ ̖̣̖ͦ́Dͬ̋ͤ̓҉̥͙̺̕͞Ȏ̸̵͉̼͔̟͉̯̞̯͌̀ͬ ̴̢̗͔̤͌ͮͦ̀T̛͋̂͜҉̯̯H̨͉̝͕̱͐̓͗͋ͩͩ͛̅̌Ḙ̦ͬ̒ͬ͜ ̧̨̖̩̙̔ͨͧD̃̔̈́ͯ̎͏̝̜̲̺̞͕̳͇̟͡Ȩ̢̟̞͎̪̜̈́ͩͣW̵̘̠͙̟͇̮ͪͧ̍͘ ̶̈́͋̐̉̀̚͏̹͎͖͖̯D̢̬̜̠͈͍̱͛ͪÔ̥̺̞͛ͤ̆ͤͭͫ͋͜͞͡ ̹͈̗̯̣͍͖̬́̓ͫ̏͌͒͘T̵̰̼̘̱͇̑̽͌̉͐H̟̼̯͆̎͊̈̃̉̓͋̾E͔̠̫͕̙̗͉͉͆ͧ̕ ̡͔͗͊̽̊̕D͎̖͌̃̽̇ͭ̉̈Ḛ̷̡̋ͦͯ̓ͅW̸̶͇͕̱̘͎ͤͮ̊̆ͩ́ ̧͈̣̪̯̠̩ͥ̆D͈̫̯͍̬̖ͬ̓̍ͮͣ͆͛O͖͚̫̬̣̰͐̆͐ͯ́ͅ ̪̤̭̗̅T̡̠͈ͣ̈́ͦ̍͂H̸̺̰̮̟̣̅͌̾̎̒̀Ḛ̞̩̖̼̟̐ͮ͗̍͞ ̧̣̠̈́̕Ḑ̧͇͇͙̿ͮͫͫͪ͌͒E̴̠͚͇͌ͧͬ̾̈̈ͪ̋͟͠ͅW̶̬̯̺͉ͫ̑͞ ̱̪̱̝̰̟ͫ̾̆ͫ͝D̑ͭ̑̃̚҉̢̭͉̰̝̤̝Ỏ̸͔̯̯̰̗͂ͯ̐͗̀ ̡̯̯̪͖͙̻̜͍̒̅̍͆ͅT̃͂͏̼̳̮̗͕͖H̶̝̰̭̗͈͖̪͂ͮͨ͛̐̃̒̏́ͅͅÊ̾͛҉͏̘͙̭͓͎͇̱ ̨͎̦̺̦̗̭͆ͪ̾̂ͮ̈ͥ̅D̪͖̥̘͆̋̒͟Ẽ̳̫̞͐ͫ͜W̛̫̺̟͍̪̬̦ͨ̓̀͘ ̧̖̙̲͎̭̳ͩ̿̇ͫ́D̘͔̯̯̤͉̃̇̆ͨ̃͑̃̐͟͠Oͩ͌̕ͅ ̤͇ͩ͐̀͜ͅT̘̥ͬ̅͒ͯ̆͟͜H̗̰ͨ͆́̏̾͆̑̀̕E̷̸͙̼̖̫̩̦͛̏͆ ͛̊̈́̔͝҉̧̝̮͔͔Ḍ̴͚̬ͦ͂͜͜Ë̡̳̳͎́̓̋̀ͬ̒̀̍W̴̢̤̰̙̫̜̤̉ͤ̉͘ͅ ̲̼̜̼̀͋͠D̴̢̖̳̹̙̭̟̔ͩ͒̉̏O̤̮̹̒̂̇̄͜ ̔͝͏̟͖T̠͊Ĥ̴̛̫͚̻̼̳̯͓ͪ̾ͩ͑͛Ḛ̼̤̞͚̆ͭ̐ͬ̇ͨ͝ ͫ͛͋͐̉̄̈͜҉͕̝̜̥̘͉D̸̵͇̳͋Ȩ̟̻̥̔̂͗̌͂̉̀̚͟W̵͔̤ͪ̑͌̋ͣ͆̈́ͪͮ͡ ͛̽͗̿̽҉̗̖̥̮͇̱͉D̶̨̪͖̩͈̙͊́O̧͒̍҉̜̙̖̺ ̧͉͖͍̯͗̽͛̓ͤ̓͐̀T͔̱̦̲͇̈͘H̜ͫ̾̽ͥ̽́E̴̛̦̤̥̅̽̂́ ̻̤̰͚̘ͯ̃̄ͭ̅ͬͅD̗̾ͣ͒̏ͤ̓͘Ĕ̱̦̮̯̹̣͓̮̂̄̾͒̇ͥ̉̽͝͞ͅW̡̗̘̗̝̮ͫ̈́̋̊͑ͨ͠ ̠͙̱̻̣̗̿̆ͭ̿̍̃ͨͧͫḊ̸͉͔͍̩͍͕̯̓͊̑̀̔͊͢Ơ̞̣ͥ̎̈̇͑̐̇͛̚͢ ̵̪̣͔̝̳̉͢T̨̡̘͊ͫ͝H̢̻͉͉ͭ̎ͩ́̂ͬ̂̚͡͝E̡̜̮̱͕̬͔͖͚̺ͦͨͨ͊̚̚͜ ̞̮̞̹̩̙ͣ͊ͅD̢̖̠̫̼̖̈́́͐͛́̚E̹̞͍ͯ͌͆ͯͬ͛ͯ̋ͫ͜Ẃ̲͉͍̪ͧ͑͂͛ ̴̛̖̳̗̗̈́͑͒D̸̘̥͎͙̹͎͚͌O͍̞͗͠ ̘̤̙͈̅͒ͮ̾̀̚͝͝ͅT̋ͨ́ͭ̇̐͏̴͍̝͠H̶͔̰͔̜̠̮̦͚̝̍̄ͭ̊ͯ̒͡Ë͓̥͉͎̦͍ͦ͊ͬ̒ ̶̝͓̹͇̜̗̐̓͆̈́̿͘D̴̨̥̲̲̬͙̪͔̳̽ͪͤͤ͌̓̀̚Ẹ̯̻̑ͦ̅̓́͝W͎̝̯̤͙ͨ̒ͮ̽͗̂͘ ͙̳͒ͪ͒̽̓̉͘͡Ḍ̶̲̹̟̮̬ͯ͛̊͝O̹̫̭͍̫͆̍͆̿ͪ̇̐̏̚ ̶͍̦̪͖͇̲̬̜̦͒ͮͣ̊ͥT̡̨̧̼̝͕̹̯̏̇͂̓ͨ̉ͯ̆Ḣ̷̡̹͓̀ͨ̾͑E͎̋ͩ̈̌̒͒ͣ̀͡͠ ̨̙̤̠̗̘͊̏̒ͧͬ͛̎̍D̨̼̮̣̰̩̠̱̣̲̆͞E̙͉̗ͥ̎̋̽ͤ̈͟͝͝W͔͚ͩ͆ͬ̿͆̋ͭ ̷̰̋̈ͮ̐ͨ̏͟͢Ḓ̼̼̮̘ͥ̋̒́Ö̟̮͎̝̱́ͣ͡ ̱̱͙̱̮͉̖̳ͤ͛̅ͥ͟T̸̤̖͎̺̘̣͉̎̏̽̅̉̓͗̄ͤ͢H̢͓̱͓͖̠̑̍̐ͦͪͦ͜ͅE̵̞̜̗̥͚̔ͣ̏̾̀̑ ̡̅ͦ҉̙̮D͔̬͖̭̠̫̟̎͑̍ͯ̈́͝ͅE̸̤̭ͧ̽̕͢W̸̞̱̺̦͖̞͔͓͒ͯͣ̋́͘ ̡͎͔̻̟͐ͩ͗̊̂͛ͣ͡ͅD̥̰̺̫̣̲̲ͮ̊̽ͭ͐̈͟O̶̷̰͓͔̲͓͙͔ͯ͑̃ ͮ̎͛͏̤͖͈̳͙͚̼T͊͊͛̔̍ͬ̚҉͍̺͓̪̻ͅḨ͑͛҉͇͖͖͉̟͔͕̩E̶̴̞͕̯̤͖͎̯ͯ͑͗͜ ̻̞̠̻̰͓̗͊̌̀D̨̛̮̳̤͉̜̩͎̣ͭ̂ͣ͆ͭͪ͛͜ͅȨ̷̞̻̳̻̳̪̃͋ͥ͗̽̽̕Ẇ̨̹̱̜͚͇̿̀̔͊ ̴̷̹̼̬̗̯ͤͨ̎ͭ͂D̵͉̠͚̭ͭͬͥͬ̐̀Ō̶̵͕̺̦̥̲ ͉͔͋̑͗͂̆͗̅T̺̼͙̬͇͙̱͇ͨ̈ͯͮ̄̀͝H̲̻̥̬͓͔̉͌̇͑͌E̋̀̐͏̪̭̺̘̝͇ͅ ̉ͪ̾͌̐̎̂́҉̵̵̳̝̤̱̰̩͚D͂̾ͮ͏̖̲̰̗͇É̟̮͈̹̈́͜ͅW̶̻̝͉̘̝̗̔ͮ͐͋̍̅̆ͦ͢ ̇ͩ͗͗ͮ͜҉̪͖̣̀D̷̗̻͚̟͇̞͔̂́̇̅̓̈O̢̼̳̮̽͂ͪͩ̽ͯ̂ ̞̘͔̜ͪ̿͆ͨͭ̈̉̓͟͝T̶͉̻̣̥̜͍̹̤͆͗̎͌H̖̱̲̲̳̖̅̚͜ͅE̷̞̻͓̲͖͉̘̱ͦ̀ͅ ̞̣̓͗̉ͭ̋ͪ͘͞D̴̳̹̻̹͙̤̦̞͛̆͌ͭ̎̒ͥͬȄ̟̯̟̾̽ͧ̇ͮ̆̊͘W̴̡͓̥ͭ̔̾ͩ͑ ̗̮͖̰̖̱̻̓̽̚̕D̢̡͍͓̝ͧͤ̾̀̓̆̑̕ͅǑͯ̇ͪͭ̀ͦͫ҉̭̖͍͙̙̲ ̧̮̹̊͢T͖̤̲̱ͫ̂̀̐͘H̨̜̞͊̀͒̚͘É̼̲͉̝͍̥̖͆ͩ͂ͣ̔̓̽̏̕ ̢̞̮͍̝͂̍͛̌Ḋ̗̯͖͉̰̥̗̊ͮ̋E̜̬̳̭̰̥̱ͫ̆̀ͭ̌͜͠W̴̪͖̥̘̃ͩͧͩ ̢̟͙̞͔̜̈̓̚͠D̙̼̤͒̇̈́͒͑ͬ̆O͙͊̓̓͛̔͑̂̿͐͢͝͡ ̺̼̫̣͆͂ͮ̐̃T̅̑̓́̕҉̝H̵̷͚̱͇͔͋̔ͨ̓Ë̯͈̖͖̫̞̭ ̝̯͈̠̼ͩͫ̒ͩͬͬ̓͘ͅD̵̫̱̭̘̆̎͗̃͂͢͞Ĕ̸͕̗̜̹̟̙̠̍̄͊ͭ̀͌ͭ̀W̧͉̫̘͎͕̺̟̜͓̅ͬ̂̀͘͜ ̢̱̰̖̭͔̞̺̦̈́̔̏ͪ̓D̵̛̥̞͈͔͚̮͉̟͇ͦ͌ͧ̆̚O̬̮̬͑̎̎̓ͬ̒̑ ̧͖͔͌̌ͬ̉̀̃ͬ͠͝T͚̙̈́̌ͭͤ͒̔ͩ͝H̠̬̗͙͚̹̱̮̒̋́ͨEͯ̓̽̏̄͊҉͏̙̭̰̫̮̦̖ ͔̳̳̬͍͖̼̮̏̇͠D̢̢͓̰͈͓̭̞͉̞̋ͫ̊E̼̟̖͔͉̗̲͈̍ͣ̽̏͛̅̾͐ͧͅW̢̙̘̺̲̖̭̏̄̓ͮ̽ ̸̠̞͚̫͚̫ͯ͝Ḑ̵̟̜̺̣̺͖̳́̂̇͐̐̊̊̐ͯO̤̰̮̝̓̈̂̉ͧ̚ ̝̳͍̦͛̊̕͞Ţ̰͖̮̝ͧͧ̀̚Ḥ͙͇̑̄̔͘Ȩ̬͔̟̗̼͙̜̫ͩ̑̓ ̢̰̂͆̓ͩ̄D̵͙̜̝̦̣̩͉̍ͅĘ̮͊̂ͧ͠W̺̲̹̥͔̼͓͐̂̒͑͢͞͠ ̵̡̪͔̖̲̰͌ͦ

How the f*** did you that?

[bazbake 456]

So far I've survived both Green Mountain and my can of Mountain Dew.

[stripes 92]

I found 2 x Dews in a tent the other day which was lucky cos I was thirsty. They tasted great :P

[bigoso 4]

I found 2 x Dews in a tent the other day which was lucky cos I was thirsty. They tasted great :P

Just for curiosity.. did you found those near berezino?

["Lost" Alice 205]

I swear they are bad luck!

Another believer!

did you take it or leave it?

I personally believe they double in bad luck, when taken off of a survivor you killed.

[stripes 92]

Just for curiosity.. did you found those near berezino?

No

[Myth`~ 46]

I made a pilgrimage to That Mountain and afterwards i retired to the Church nearby and found Mountain Dew.

I have been blessed by The Mountain.

All hail The Mountain.

[urspider2018@gmail.com 109]

[BroskiMcBroham 7]

Thou shalt return the Dew to it's Mountain, or thou shalt perish.

[urspider2018@gmail.com 109]

Hey Broski, I have that pikachu in your profile picture.

Just sayin'

Edited August 8, 2012 by AdmiralGreene

[ChiefMasterKush 321]

I logged out by Green Mountain logged back in at a later time and started checking deer huts... DEAD..

Found a Mountain Dew as first item on next life... Hatchet'd by a noob friend.. DEAD..

Yes they are cursed.

[DeTaiLz 18]

D͚͈͍̪̮̠̍ͬ̋͋͌ͥ͋́̔͘͝Õ̵̰̞ͦ̇ͅ ̸̺̤̳͇̝͆̿̋ͭ͘T̼̰̤̳̜̈͢H̙͖͎͎̿̍͌ͧͦĒ͎̱̱̰͙̰͖̜ͣ̔ͨ̇͜ ̶̢̥̪͉̟̟̭͙́̃̈ͤͣ̄̃ͯD͛ͯ̇̽͛͌҉̨͉̣̩̹̬͈̲̹E̸̺̩̺͍̠̒̓ͪ͂̆Ẅ́̓̌̽̚͏̡̱̤ ̝̱͎̳̾̎̽͟D͈͔͚̖̟̻̥̫̲ͨͮ̊ͩ͋O̮̳ͮ͑͛ͩ͝ ͓͇͛ͫ̏̅̃̅́T͈͈͍̹̻̰͖̲̈́ͦ͐H̢̩̭͖̝͈̀͛̌ͫͣ͒͜E͑ͫͤ̃ͬ͐̓͏͉̺͎ ̵̢̫̝̙̹̫̳͚ͧͬ̎̃͂͝D̞̠̱̪ͪ̽́͛̊̃͋͒̚Ê͆͐͛ͧ̒̑̋̿͏͏̜͙̲ͅẄ́͑͝͏̘͈͚̮̭̗̩ ̢̳̫̒́̊ͫ̑̎D̖̾̄̑̅̒̀O͓̳͚̤͚̣ͮ͂̕͡ ͇̞͚͚ͧͮͪͧ͟͜ͅT̛͇̮̲͎̓ͣ̓H̵̨̙̲̟̆͌͢E̸̛͕̻̣ͬ̽ ̮̞̉ͧͭͧ̍̊̅͝D̻̗͔̮͕̞ͨ͊̅̌ͭͭĘ͖̱̈̽̌̏͌͗ͣͫW̸̖̮͔͎̓̆ͯ̽͡ ̷̢̞̙̹ͣ̅ͭ͑͂̍̍̆D̵͇̭̠̩ͤ̕O̧̡̩̻̭͖͉͖͍̳̎̅ͬ͊͝ ̴͈̟͈̫̔͂ͪ͠ͅT̶̖̜̹̻̠̋ͪ̈́͂̐̐͘̕Ḧ̘̦͉̠̯̖̯̄̎̎̚E̢͊͐ͬ̓ͫ͏̬̯̖̰͍̙͓̭̲ ̶̩̪͔̖ͤͦͯ̽D̶͍̙̱ͮ̐͑̃̐͑͊ͦẼ͙̥ͫ̓̋̍W̶̪̐͋̉ ̮̺͔̫͒ͤ̇̽̓̕ͅD̢̠̯̥̾ͨ̃̈́͛̈́͘O̞ͨ͌̓͊͗͒ͫ̒̒͘͢ ͓̟̺͍̘̯̯̭̓ͣͥ̆̈́̓T̢͍̬̟̫͔͈̟͕́̎͒́͝H̨͔̟̟́̊͆̒͊ͣ͘Ḛ̙̖̪͍̩̲̫̑̓̆͂̏͟͢ ̭̱̟͉̟͍̜̽͛̊ͤͯ̕͡͝D͍̳̰̭̺̻̈̋͌͗͌͂́̿͞E͈͓̠ͩ̅̎ͧ͞W̛̳̱͈̘͓̣̓ͦͭ ̻̤̖͇̿ͫͅD̹̱̬̪̘͕̈́̄͂͐̄ͣ͠͡ͅȎ̸̬̬̹̥̪̈́ͫ̑͢ ̫͙̞̣̤̱̲͙̹̽̏͞T̵̸̠͎̾͋̄͊̚H̦̱̏̾͋ͤ̑̔͢Ȅ̛̻͕̄͑ͬͬ̑͢͜ͅ ̨ͪ̾̚҉̪̟̝̳D̼͍̮̳̦̥͔̮ͬͦ͆͊̉ͭ̑Ę̡̦͈̺̙͈͚̐̀ͭW̶̮͉͍̺̻̤͂͋ͪ̐̃̔̚ͅ ̨̜̻͆͊͊ͅD̸̤͎̻͔̪͉͗͋ͥ͑ͪͨ̀͟Ó̖̭̞̣̥̤͍̇͛ͥ͌ͮ͑ ̢͎̲̼̲̠͒̔̓̒͗̈́̓̍͞T͙̜̅ͫ͌̀ͦḨ̷̛͍͖͂ͩ͗̐ͦ͌ͦͅȄͧͯ҉̳̫̝͢ ͓̞̬̟̞̱͚͉̦̂̇͐̈̌ͬ̐ͨ̚͢Ḑ̨̛̜̖͎͈̖̮̜̻ͯ̃E͋ͮ͗̃҉͔̟̕W̻͇̖͔̹͖̄̒̃ͨ̀͌ͨ̀͝ͅ ͕̯̞̜̼̓̓ͦD͖ͪ̄͟Ǫ̶̦̟̃̂ͭͦͨͮͤ̾͞ ̵̸̼̙͉͇ͩ͊ͤͧͮT͈̹̙̱̐ͦ̆̾̂͗ͫ͌H̢̰͔̰̪̬̥̠̍́Ḙ̶̫̲̦̪̖̟͖̫ͩ̿̓ͥ̀̾̚̕ ̠̱̙̩̿̎͌̔̉͘͢D̡͔̗̑̂Ę̨̳͖͉̜̪̮͚͔͊̌̾̉̅̔́ͩ̊̕ͅW̵̸̻̰͙̋̽ͯ̾͋ ̤̹̹ͨ̔ͮ͌͋̎D͓̘͊̅̈͑̔̌͋ͧ͢͝Ŏ̻̠͗̌̋̆̍ͫͥ̚͢͜ ̧̗̮̲͋̃̊͂̒̊̑͊͟T̞̻̟̼̰̥̲̓̒H̨͚̲̀͝É̱̤̖ͩ̂͂͊ ̻͔̼̤ͥͩ̆̎͛̋͂D̨̤̼̠͕̻͎ͣ͑ͭ̚É̸̥̓ͨ͑̋ͣͪ̈́͝W̢̭͍̟̿̓̊́̑̅͛͗ ̨͚͖ͤͥ͆̀D̸̷̩͖͙̻̋̍Ṍ̴͙͍̥̦̟̮͚̎͒͐͗̊͢ͅ ̷ͪ̅҉̶̗̤͎͈̙T̛͎̦̬̺͍ͩ̍͋ͤ̂͗̀ͩͯH̦̞̘̞̓ͬ͟Ẻ̢͓͉͈͇̠̬͎̙̟̓ͦͧͧ͠ ̨͇̱̊͂D̴̻̰̠̹ͬ͒͢E͖͎̼̽̀̏̋̽̅ͦ̔ͬ͞͞Ẅ̫̮̺̹̩̪̱͖̓̋ͯͩ̒̐̚̚ ̴̻̤̘̥̅ͪ̽̾ͨ̿́̚D̬ͪ͐̽͡͞Oͭ͗̄҉̥̙̱ ̴̴̢̺̼͇͈̯̮̯̙͌̋ͪ̄̆T͙̥̜̦̥̠͎͎͑̉ͮ̉ͬ̐̎̔͆̀͠ͅH̷̹ͥ͐͐ͅE̊ͧͫ̈̈͂ͪ͌͏̖̗ͅ ̛͈͕͙̠̩̮͍̏͐̆̋͗ͭ̈́D̻̝̪̝̰͚͋̿ͅͅE̖̯̤̥̎ͪ̓ͮ̅ͭ͗W̧̱̻̣͎̘͐ͥͤ͑ͦͥͯ͗̚̕͝ ̷̸̣̺̫͓͔̮̟̬̋̇̄͒ͮ͌͜Ḋ̡͚͈̳̣͙̮̙̮̥̔ͮ́ͮ͌͜O̡̢͇͕͔ͪͫ̂́ ̡͖̼̺͈̘͉͚̈́̈̏̚T̢̝̖͉̣̞͎ͮ͛̿͗̓̚Ḥ̵̨͈̹̻̻̞͑̀͜E̯̬͍͈̜ͯ̌ͪ͋̈́ͮͯ̕ ̱̯͍̻̞ͮ̒͒̂̆̀͟͜D̙̙̱͇̺̽ͨͦ̍ͅẸ̱͉̏̔͟W̨̝͎̟̗̞̭̖̙̃̃ ̖̣̖ͦ́Dͬ̋ͤ̓҉̥͙̺̕͞Ȏ̸̵͉̼͔̟͉̯̞̯͌̀ͬ ̴̢̗͔̤͌ͮͦ̀T̛͋̂͜҉̯̯H̨͉̝͕̱͐̓͗͋ͩͩ͛̅̌Ḙ̦ͬ̒ͬ͜ ̧̨̖̩̙̔ͨͧD̃̔̈́ͯ̎͏̝̜̲̺̞͕̳͇̟͡Ȩ̢̟̞͎̪̜̈́ͩͣW̵̘̠͙̟͇̮ͪͧ̍͘ ̶̈́͋̐̉̀̚͏̹͎͖͖̯D̢̬̜̠͈͍̱͛ͪÔ̥̺̞͛ͤ̆ͤͭͫ͋͜͞͡ ̹͈̗̯̣͍͖̬́̓ͫ̏͌͒͘T̵̰̼̘̱͇̑̽͌̉͐H̟̼̯͆̎͊̈̃̉̓͋̾E͔̠̫͕̙̗͉͉͆ͧ̕ ̡͔͗͊̽̊̕D͎̖͌̃̽̇ͭ̉̈Ḛ̷̡̋ͦͯ̓ͅW̸̶͇͕̱̘͎ͤͮ̊̆ͩ́ ̧͈̣̪̯̠̩ͥ̆D͈̫̯͍̬̖ͬ̓̍ͮͣ͆͛O͖͚̫̬̣̰͐̆͐ͯ́ͅ ̪̤̭̗̅T̡̠͈ͣ̈́ͦ̍͂H̸̺̰̮̟̣̅͌̾̎̒̀Ḛ̞̩̖̼̟̐ͮ͗̍͞ ̧̣̠̈́̕Ḑ̧͇͇͙̿ͮͫͫͪ͌͒E̴̠͚͇͌ͧͬ̾̈̈ͪ̋͟͠ͅW̶̬̯̺͉ͫ̑͞ ̱̪̱̝̰̟ͫ̾̆ͫ͝D̑ͭ̑̃̚҉̢̭͉̰̝̤̝Ỏ̸͔̯̯̰̗͂ͯ̐͗̀ ̡̯̯̪͖͙̻̜͍̒̅̍͆ͅT̃͂͏̼̳̮̗͕͖H̶̝̰̭̗͈͖̪͂ͮͨ͛̐̃̒̏́ͅͅÊ̾͛҉͏̘͙̭͓͎͇̱ ̨͎̦̺̦̗̭͆ͪ̾̂ͮ̈ͥ̅D̪͖̥̘͆̋̒͟Ẽ̳̫̞͐ͫ͜W̛̫̺̟͍̪̬̦ͨ̓̀͘ ̧̖̙̲͎̭̳ͩ̿̇ͫ́D̘͔̯̯̤͉̃̇̆ͨ̃͑̃̐͟͠Oͩ͌̕ͅ ̤͇ͩ͐̀͜ͅT̘̥ͬ̅͒ͯ̆͟͜H̗̰ͨ͆́̏̾͆̑̀̕E̷̸͙̼̖̫̩̦͛̏͆ ͛̊̈́̔͝҉̧̝̮͔͔Ḍ̴͚̬ͦ͂͜͜Ë̡̳̳͎́̓̋̀ͬ̒̀̍W̴̢̤̰̙̫̜̤̉ͤ̉͘ͅ ̲̼̜̼̀͋͠D̴̢̖̳̹̙̭̟̔ͩ͒̉̏O̤̮̹̒̂̇̄͜ ̔͝͏̟͖T̠͊Ĥ̴̛̫͚̻̼̳̯͓ͪ̾ͩ͑͛Ḛ̼̤̞͚̆ͭ̐ͬ̇ͨ͝ ͫ͛͋͐̉̄̈͜҉͕̝̜̥̘͉D̸̵͇̳͋Ȩ̟̻̥̔̂͗̌͂̉̀̚͟W̵͔̤ͪ̑͌̋ͣ͆̈́ͪͮ͡ ͛̽͗̿̽҉̗̖̥̮͇̱͉D̶̨̪͖̩͈̙͊́O̧͒̍҉̜̙̖̺ ̧͉͖͍̯͗̽͛̓ͤ̓͐̀T͔̱̦̲͇̈͘H̜ͫ̾̽ͥ̽́E̴̛̦̤̥̅̽̂́ ̻̤̰͚̘ͯ̃̄ͭ̅ͬͅD̗̾ͣ͒̏ͤ̓͘Ĕ̱̦̮̯̹̣͓̮̂̄̾͒̇ͥ̉̽͝͞ͅW̡̗̘̗̝̮ͫ̈́̋̊͑ͨ͠ ̠͙̱̻̣̗̿̆ͭ̿̍̃ͨͧͫḊ̸͉͔͍̩͍͕̯̓͊̑̀̔͊͢Ơ̞̣ͥ̎̈̇͑̐̇͛̚͢ ̵̪̣͔̝̳̉͢T̨̡̘͊ͫ͝H̢̻͉͉ͭ̎ͩ́̂ͬ̂̚͡͝E̡̜̮̱͕̬͔͖͚̺ͦͨͨ͊̚̚͜ ̞̮̞̹̩̙ͣ͊ͅD̢̖̠̫̼̖̈́́͐͛́̚E̹̞͍ͯ͌͆ͯͬ͛ͯ̋ͫ͜Ẃ̲͉͍̪ͧ͑͂͛ ̴̛̖̳̗̗̈́͑͒D̸̘̥͎͙̹͎͚͌O͍̞͗͠ ̘̤̙͈̅͒ͮ̾̀̚͝͝ͅT̋ͨ́ͭ̇̐͏̴͍̝͠H̶͔̰͔̜̠̮̦͚̝̍̄ͭ̊ͯ̒͡Ë͓̥͉͎̦͍ͦ͊ͬ̒ ̶̝͓̹͇̜̗̐̓͆̈́̿͘D̴̨̥̲̲̬͙̪͔̳̽ͪͤͤ͌̓̀̚Ẹ̯̻̑ͦ̅̓́͝W͎̝̯̤͙ͨ̒ͮ̽͗̂͘ ͙̳͒ͪ͒̽̓̉͘͡Ḍ̶̲̹̟̮̬ͯ͛̊͝O̹̫̭͍̫͆̍͆̿ͪ̇̐̏̚ ̶͍̦̪͖͇̲̬̜̦͒ͮͣ̊ͥT̡̨̧̼̝͕̹̯̏̇͂̓ͨ̉ͯ̆Ḣ̷̡̹͓̀ͨ̾͑E͎̋ͩ̈̌̒͒ͣ̀͡͠ ̨̙̤̠̗̘͊̏̒ͧͬ͛̎̍D̨̼̮̣̰̩̠̱̣̲̆͞E̙͉̗ͥ̎̋̽ͤ̈͟͝͝W͔͚ͩ͆ͬ̿͆̋ͭ ̷̰̋̈ͮ̐ͨ̏͟͢Ḓ̼̼̮̘ͥ̋̒́Ö̟̮͎̝̱́ͣ͡ ̱̱͙̱̮͉̖̳ͤ͛̅ͥ͟T̸̤̖͎̺̘̣͉̎̏̽̅̉̓͗̄ͤ͢H̢͓̱͓͖̠̑̍̐ͦͪͦ͜ͅE̵̞̜̗̥͚̔ͣ̏̾̀̑ ̡̅ͦ҉̙̮D͔̬͖̭̠̫̟̎͑̍ͯ̈́͝ͅE̸̤̭ͧ̽̕͢W̸̞̱̺̦͖̞͔͓͒ͯͣ̋́͘ ̡͎͔̻̟͐ͩ͗̊̂͛ͣ͡ͅD̥̰̺̫̣̲̲ͮ̊̽ͭ͐̈͟O̶̷̰͓͔̲͓͙͔ͯ͑̃ ͮ̎͛͏̤͖͈̳͙͚̼T͊͊͛̔̍ͬ̚҉͍̺͓̪̻ͅḨ͑͛҉͇͖͖͉̟͔͕̩E̶̴̞͕̯̤͖͎̯ͯ͑͗͜ ̻̞̠̻̰͓̗͊̌̀D̨̛̮̳̤͉̜̩͎̣ͭ̂ͣ͆ͭͪ͛͜ͅȨ̷̞̻̳̻̳̪̃͋ͥ͗̽̽̕Ẇ̨̹̱̜͚͇̿̀̔͊ ̴̷̹̼̬̗̯ͤͨ̎ͭ͂D̵͉̠͚̭ͭͬͥͬ̐̀Ō̶̵͕̺̦̥̲ ͉͔͋̑͗͂̆͗̅T̺̼͙̬͇͙̱͇ͨ̈ͯͮ̄̀͝H̲̻̥̬͓͔̉͌̇͑͌E̋̀̐͏̪̭̺̘̝͇ͅ ̉ͪ̾͌̐̎̂́҉̵̵̳̝̤̱̰̩͚D͂̾ͮ͏̖̲̰̗͇É̟̮͈̹̈́͜ͅW̶̻̝͉̘̝̗̔ͮ͐͋̍̅̆ͦ͢ ̇ͩ͗͗ͮ͜҉̪͖̣̀D̷̗̻͚̟͇̞͔̂́̇̅̓̈O̢̼̳̮̽͂ͪͩ̽ͯ̂ ̞̘͔̜ͪ̿͆ͨͭ̈̉̓͟͝T̶͉̻̣̥̜͍̹̤͆͗̎͌H̖̱̲̲̳̖̅̚͜ͅE̷̞̻͓̲͖͉̘̱ͦ̀ͅ ̞̣̓͗̉ͭ̋ͪ͘͞D̴̳̹̻̹͙̤̦̞͛̆͌ͭ̎̒ͥͬȄ̟̯̟̾̽ͧ̇ͮ̆̊͘W̴̡͓̥ͭ̔̾ͩ͑ ̗̮͖̰̖̱̻̓̽̚̕D̢̡͍͓̝ͧͤ̾̀̓̆̑̕ͅǑͯ̇ͪͭ̀ͦͫ҉̭̖͍͙̙̲ ̧̮̹̊͢T͖̤̲̱ͫ̂̀̐͘H̨̜̞͊̀͒̚͘É̼̲͉̝͍̥̖͆ͩ͂ͣ̔̓̽̏̕ ̢̞̮͍̝͂̍͛̌Ḋ̗̯͖͉̰̥̗̊ͮ̋E̜̬̳̭̰̥̱ͫ̆̀ͭ̌͜͠W̴̪͖̥̘̃ͩͧͩ ̢̟͙̞͔̜̈̓̚͠D̙̼̤͒̇̈́͒͑ͬ̆O͙͊̓̓͛̔͑̂̿͐͢͝͡ ̺̼̫̣͆͂ͮ̐̃T̅̑̓́̕҉̝H̵̷͚̱͇͔͋̔ͨ̓Ë̯͈̖͖̫̞̭ ̝̯͈̠̼ͩͫ̒ͩͬͬ̓͘ͅD̵̫̱̭̘̆̎͗̃͂͢͞Ĕ̸͕̗̜̹̟̙̠̍̄͊ͭ̀͌ͭ̀W̧͉̫̘͎͕̺̟̜͓̅ͬ̂̀͘͜ ̢̱̰̖̭͔̞̺̦̈́̔̏ͪ̓D̵̛̥̞͈͔͚̮͉̟͇ͦ͌ͧ̆̚O̬̮̬͑̎̎̓ͬ̒̑ ̧͖͔͌̌ͬ̉̀̃ͬ͠͝T͚̙̈́̌ͭͤ͒̔ͩ͝H̠̬̗͙͚̹̱̮̒̋́ͨEͯ̓̽̏̄͊҉͏̙̭̰̫̮̦̖ ͔̳̳̬͍͖̼̮̏̇͠D̢̢͓̰͈͓̭̞͉̞̋ͫ̊E̼̟̖͔͉̗̲͈̍ͣ̽̏͛̅̾͐ͧͅW̢̙̘̺̲̖̭̏̄̓ͮ̽ ̸̠̞͚̫͚̫ͯ͝Ḑ̵̟̜̺̣̺͖̳́̂̇͐̐̊̊̐ͯO̤̰̮̝̓̈̂̉ͧ̚ ̝̳͍̦͛̊̕͞Ţ̰͖̮̝ͧͧ̀̚Ḥ͙͇̑̄̔͘Ȩ̬͔̟̗̼͙̜̫ͩ̑̓ ̢̰̂͆̓ͩ̄D̵͙̜̝̦̣̩͉̍ͅĘ̮͊̂ͧ͠W̺̲̹̥͔̼͓͐̂̒͑͢͞͠ ̵̡̪͔̖̲̰͌ͦ

[urspider2018@gmail.com 109]

They're going to get...all of us...no one is safe...oh god

THEY"VE FOUND Maeihbjoadipbjmi snjaiwjgsodfjiag

[Myth`~ 46]

Don't be afraid. Join us!

[Antariuk 22]

So what if someone finds a Mountain Dew on Green Mountain? We all gonna die? All zombies start wearing Jason masks and wielding hatchets?

[Rikarue 2011]

So what if someone finds a Mountain Dew on Green Mountain? We all gonna die? All zombies start wearing Jason masks and wielding hatchets?

As soon as that happens, I shall retreat to the far reaches of the map, as far as I can run.

[FaustianQ 8]

Found a bush wookie camping Electro from the woods - I pick him off with a 1866, take his M4A1 SD (I don't like DMRs), and his alice. Inside is a Mountain Dew, but I ignore it because I had a coke available. 5 minutes later I hear "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" with no one around me. Suddenly, I'm female and dead.

Damn you mountain dew!

[leeds2007 22]

ahh the mountain dew curse i had one. and i got 1 hit by a zombie on 9500 blood and died

[Gormonk 1]

not one can found, what about the legound of black mountain recherch fatcility?