A Series of Unfortunate Events

[matthewbflanagan@gmail.com 36]

Well. Me and my friend have been surviving for about a week now. Had pretty much everything a survivor could ever want. We had GPS, NVG, Rangefinders, DMRs, survival gear, satchel charges, ghillies, etc.

We had it good.

Well to start off these events, our luck was through the roof. We managed to find a bike, a huey, and a hatchback and take them all back to our base. With our sweet findings, the possibilties were endless. Well. Out of nowhere, the server crashed. It never came back up. (Still hasnt)

So, with nothing but the weapons on our back we decided to switch servers. One of our friends joined us, so we chose a server and made it a mission to go get him. As we are running, our luck comes back. We find a Bus with a tent near by containing an M107. We were excited. However, what goes up... and the server kept restarting, pushing us further back. Eventually, it stopped and we continued on. The server restarted one more time, this time, taking the bus back to wherever it wanted.

Well, there goes that.

So as we find another server, my friend gets teleported back to the coast with all of his gear. Weird, but we kept playing. He was now with my other friend and I hauled ass on foot to get to them. After a long ass run from nearly the top of the map, we make it to eachother. Then, being low on food, we decide to raid the supermarket in Elektro. How about some more luck?

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As I'm providing overwatch with my sniper from the hilltop, and my friends are just about out of the town from a successful mission, i'm provided with a bullet inbetween my eyes. Damn. I began to tell my friends what happened. "Im down guys I dont know where he is but you.." i was cut off by the sound of them being shot at. My first friend dies by sniper and my other friend then runs for the market but is still being shot at. He makes it in the market, just to be greeted by death from some unknown location.

Then, everyone starts systemically being killed on our server. On one respawn, my friend dies, I look to my right and a sniper with a ghillie morphs out of no where. My last words? "Fuck you... dirty hacker..." *boom* Dead as fuck.

I wish I could QQ about hackers, but i'm on the forums enough to know how often it happens. Just gotta pick back up and keep on keeping on I guess.

I'm just sad my character didn't die in a more epic way. Death by hacker is always shitty.

(Heads up) the hacker was on server US 1218 Virginia.

TL;DR

A hacker scripted in a giant banana in Cherno.

[ty5142 315]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSnf_HCzRbo&feature=channel&list=UL

[Ashnik 113]

I feel ya bro. I would rather go down in a firefight then by a hacker. Sorry 'bout all your stuff. Smart for keeping your head up and to keep going. This mod ain't prefect and hopefully it improves a lot in some of the next patches, but either way. Take my beans maybe they will be a lucky can of beans.

[matthewbflanagan@gmail.com 36]

Oh Toonami. The good ole days.

[Ashnik 113]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSnf_HCzRbo&feature=channel&list=UL

Fucking awesome. <3 Toonami.

[ty5142 315]

Haha I know i love their awesome bumps and such and this one particularly kinda fit well with this. :)

[Charb 298]

servers are annoying... setup camp on server, have it good. server disappears... move to new server because Clan X is full of jackasses, finally move all your equipment... new server dies...

My favorite is logging into a different server and it wiping all your gear... those are always fun !!!

can't wait for stable standalone game with official dayz servers

[zipper 69]

Sorry to hear about your death due to a hacker. It would be useful if you could report what time this happened in the cheat reporting forums so our admins can have a look in the logs and figure out who was doing this.