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Would anyone trade anything for a Mountain Dew?

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I've got a Mountain Dew. What's the best I could get out of a trade with it? I'm trying to decide if it's worth attempting a trade.

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did you find it or kill some one? i had one an got killed an got swiped! lmao very rare find though!!

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The only thing the mountain dew will accept is your life. It is cursed and you sir are doomed to die!

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did you find it or kill some one? i had one an got killed an got swiped! lmao very rare find though!!

Found it in a loot spawn in Elektro. It's legit. Like a week ago I found one as a fresh spawn and got gunned own like 10 seconds later so I know your pain haha.

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The curse of doom is certainly upon anyone who takes up of the tasty beverage whose name I shall not let fall from my lips, for even its name is a vile curse...

btw nice find. I had one for a short while, learnt of its dark secrets and gave it to my friend E Dub 419.

Hahahaha he never knew of his doom until now!

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He will learn, everyone who gets the dew dies shortly after. Dont hoard it , drink it or pass it on.

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HE HAS FOUND THE DRINK! THE MIGHTY DRINK!

This beverage is conjured by the devil.

The beverage that shalt not be named is drank by the one whom shalt not be named at the place which shalt not be named.

But really, get rid of it.

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just drink it' they're nothing special. I've found at least 5, and I'm sad when i find them. That .19% chance to spawn could've been a ghillie.

5?!? somebody wants you dead, son!

I've had one for 28 in-game days. Mine's lucky. *knocks on wood*

You, sir...well, there's no real nice way of saying this, so...

YOU'RE A WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!!!

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You must take it to the mountain of madness! The tower must be appeased!

ia! ia! mtdew'fhtagn!

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I've been hoarding these I'm currently at 4. I've lost 2 from getting ambushed. I had to drink one was low on blood and dying from dehydration. So I've acquired 7 so far.

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5?!? somebody wants you dead, son!

You, sir...well, there's no real nice way of saying this, so...

YOU'RE A WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!!!

roflmfao xD You got my beans for that one!

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Only the chosen ones can survive the Dew's black magic, and harness it's power.

Does this mean? ....I...I'm the chosen one? >.>

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Does this mean? ....I...I'm the chosen one? >.>

No, it just means you're an evil SOB hahahaha

...oh, god what have I said? erm...right...I'll just be...don't you think it's turning a bit chilly? definitely a nip in the air...see, it's my chest...I'll just be...look if anyone wants me I'll be in my hotel room....OH LOOK A THREE HEADED WOMBAT CALLED DAVE!

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it was giving to me an i believe i was set up sir thrylls! lmao we need the patch im feening graphical glitch is killing us!!!!!

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You'll get my helicopter, 2 AS50's, 2 M4SD's with 12 mags, my ghillies and everything else I have. Or not.

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Be careful. Drink more than 3 Dews and you'll glow like a chemlight at night; plus the zombies love the taste of dew soaked organs.

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